[Didymus Much]

Re: New here

any of you faggots have skype pls?

Hi, and welcome to Landover, the Godliest forum on the interwebs.

Please post your own intro thread carefully following the detailed instructions cunningly hidden by the moderators at the top of every page here.

Oh, and you can add your justification for your hatred of homosexuals (while not using any religious material as foundation). Thanks.

[Echoes]

Re: New here

Good move friend, I'm encouraged.

What is your name friend? I'll ask a senior Pastor have it changed.

Would he be able to change it to Echos if it's available? I don't like using my real name on forums, and I use Echos for other sites because I just like that word.

Also, I'll look up more Gospel music, and buy real Christian music from my local music store.

I feel sinful now that I know that God hates Rush, and all of their satanic views that are bad for a good Christian. I'll be sure to confess my sinful ways on Sunday, and see what I can do about joining a real Christian church tomorrow.

God bless you sir, you have saved me from my sinful past!

[WWJDnow]

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I feel sinful now that I know that God hates Rush, and all of their satanic views that are bad for a good Christian. I'll be sure to confess my sinful ways on Sunday, and see what I can do about joining a real Christian church tomorrow.

You don't have to wait until Sunday to confess your sins. Jesus is ALWAYS listening.

God bless you sir, you have saved me from my sinful past!

I'm very glad to hear you're committed to cleaning up your life, and I look forward to meeting you someday in Heaven.

Here's a useful rule to follow to keep yourself on the straight and narrow: The only Rush you should listen to is Rush Limbaugh.

[Nobar King]

Re: New here

The Canadian band Rush is all about chronic drug abuse.This fact has already been proven. What kinds of drugs are you hiding from your parents? Probably think smoking a little reefer is OK because Neil Peart says so but you're wrong.

[Echoes]

Re: New here

The Canadian band Rush is all about chronic drug abuse.This fact has already been proven. What kinds of drugs are you hiding from your parents? Probably think smoking a little reefer is OK because Neil Peart says so but you're wrong.

I never, not once touched any drugs, tobacco, or alcohol, because I know I would go to Hell if I did any of that.

I now know of my sinful past, and vow never to even consider listening to Rush again.

[James Hutchins]

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I truly hope you are ready to commit to God with all of your soul and prepared to ber Washed In His Blood.

[Echoes]

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I truly hope you are ready to commit to God with all of your soul and prepared to ber Washed In His Blood.

I am ready to commit to God and Jesus, and to start going to a new church at least 5 days out of the week. I am also going to start reading the Bible a lot more, and not cherry picking any more.

I am going to commit to incorporating ALL of the Bible into my life, so that one day I can be a true Christian.

[Basilissa]

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Well, that's not a pentagram. It has to be upside down, and has to have the pentagon in the middle of the star.

No, sweetie pie. A pentagram is a any star with five (from Greek penta) points, no matter whether you point one of them upwards, downwards, or sideways.

I never, not once touched any drugs, tobacco, or alcohol, because I know I would go to Hell if I did any of that.

Not even aspirin?

I am ready to commit to God and Jesus, and to start going to a new church at least 5 days out of the week. I am also going to start reading the Bible a lot more, and not cherry picking any more.

I am going to commit to incorporating ALL of the Bible into my life, so that one day I can be a true Christian.

Very well. You may start by throwing away all of the clothing made with mixed fabrics.

[Echoes]

Re: New here

Not even aspirin?

Very well. You may start by throwing away all of the clothing made with mixed fabrics.

Nope. I know that if I pray, Jesus will heal me. The only help I need when I am sick, is the power of Jesus' healing.

I will remember to add my mixed fabric clothing to the fireplace tomorrow, along with all of my Rush CD's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi, I am a Christian, and I just thought I would make an account here and surround myself with good people.

I don't know what else to say, except that I hope I can learn more about our wonderful God and the plan that He has for me.

Praise Jesus, our lord and savior!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Echoes]

Re: New here

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

I am not here to flame anyone. I am here to reconnect myself with Jesus, our lord and savior!

Praise Jesus!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New here

What is your avatar supposed to be? It looks like an out-of-focus photo of a moldy Leviathan.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Nobar King]

Re: New here

Great, now he's named after another drug-addict song?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What is your avatar supposed to be? It looks like an out-of-focus photo of a moldy Leviathan.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I think it's beautiful! Like the oil slicks the LORD leaves by to remind us He is in control!

[Echoes]

Re: New here

Great, now he's named after another drug-addict song?

What do you mean? There is a song called "Echos?" By whom? I've never heard of such a song.

I think it's beautiful! Like the oil slicks the LORD leaves by to remind us He is in control!

That is what inspired me to make my picture! To show that the Lord leaves us with beautiful things!

YIC
Echoes