[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I keep a good house. I scrubbed the kitchen floor daily. Other than my daily ablutions, and my sleep, I spent all my days in the kitchen cooking for him and praying to the lord. He never wanted to pray with me; he preferred to pray with the menfolk (or at least that's what he told me).

Somehow you displeased him, otherwise he would have sought to bring forth sons for Christ. But what's done is done.

I am making an extra special effort, despite my weak constitution, to answer. I don't know what denomination it is. They don't tell we weak females finer details like that.

Does your church follow the Word of God to the letter?

Where can I bathe in his blood? That sounds like something I might want to do.

You can do this anytime, anywhere. Have you not already bathed in His blood?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I read your bio. A collection of paddles! Could I see them some time?

Well, I don't like to brag, but I have one of the finest collections in America.

[IreneS]

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You can do this anytime, anywhere. Have you not already bathed in His blood?

Would that be akin to bathing in wine? Matthew 26: 26-28.

[IreneS]

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Well, I don't like to brag, but I have one of the finest collections in America.

Alas, my husband never had a collection like that! I wish he had, and had beaten me as I'd deserved.

[Faith_Machine]

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Irene, I must confess I'm surprised that the pastors here have already promoted you to the rank of Forum Member. They must see some potential in you which I fail to perceive. Perhaps if you uploaded a nice picture of yourself...

[IreneS]

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I am humbled by being offered Forum Membership status so soon, and will do my utmost to prove I am deserving of that.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh, what a lovely picture that is!

I trust you only wear pants when doing chores around the house, and not when you're out in public?

[James Hutchins]

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Hello
... <s female clucking>>>

I do not recall seeing a form filled out by your father giving you permission to be here. Please ask him to re-submit.

[IreneS]

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Oh, what a lovely picture that is!

I trust you only wear pants when doing chores around the house, and not when you're out in public?

I do not feel myself worthy of being photographed and am quite embarrassed about sharing a photo of me without my skirt. But it's the only photo of me. It was taken by a man who was a friend of my dear late husband, who had insisted I wipe up his beer spillage with my skirt.

[Basilissa]

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Hello Irene, and to the friendliest place on the internet!

I am particularly drawn to this statement in your introductory post -

My church is The Church of Eternal Damnation.

Where is this church located? I did a quick Google search, but it was too stupid to find it. I'm sure it is because your Godly pastor has more important things to do than advertise your church on the internet.

Also, I don't think you have answered Dr. Snyde's question,

Well, this tells us what denominations it is not, but not what denomination it is. It is my fault though for overwhelming your delicate female mind with too many questions.

[IreneS]

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What a lovely welcome banner. Thank you.
The Church of Eternal Damnation is in the back blocks (read boonies) of Australia near Melbourne. It is independent of any other churches, although it is a breakway from the Baptist Church of Australia. The problem with the Baptist Church in Australia is that it has been infiltrated by communist and other left-wing types, which is why we had to break away from them - they're not god-fearing in this country, just namby pamby reds.

[Basilissa]

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What a lovely welcome banner. Thank you.
The Church of Eternal Damnation is in the back blocks (read boonies) of Australia near Melbourne. It is independent of any other churches, although it is a breakway from the Baptist Church of Australia. The problem with the Baptist Church in Australia is that it has been infiltrated by communist and other left-wing types, which is why we had to break away from them - they're not god-fearing in this country, just namby pamby reds.

Oh, I know exactly how you feel. Recently I've stumbled upon this review of a church in San Francisco:

This is a spiritual metaphor for the city dump, a pit stop prior to entering eternal hell. This dump's for unrepentant sinners who come searching for a place they can approve of God, not the other way around. They want God to obey what they require of Him in how they wish God to serve them and answer their sinful desires. They take pride in continuing to sin that God loves them in spite of their disobedience.

They especially enjoy taking Scripture out of context to suit their sinful desires. They see God as their buddy whose grace permits them to sin to their heart's desire. If you want God to obey you, this is the city dump for your soul prior to your ultimate destination of eternal hell.

This is a simply brilliant description of 99% so called "Christian" churches I've been to before arriving to the safe harbor of Landover Baptist Church.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I do not feel myself worthy of being photographed and am quite embarrassed about sharing a photo of me without my skirt. But it's the only photo of me. It was taken by a man who was a friend of my dear late husband, who had insisted I wipe up his beer spillage with my skirt.

There doesn't seem to be much of it..

[IreneS]

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The skirt had already been used and was saturated! I had to finish it off with a rag.

[MitzaLizalor]

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The skirt had already been used and was saturated! I had to finish it off with a rag.

Oh. Yes I know what that's like. Sometimes I accommodate overseas visitors here who tend to be boisterous and there are spillages. I'm always ready to soak it up, but do wish they'd be less noisy.

It's pleasantly warm just now and I have a few tents they can put up over New Year in the garden. But will they stay outdoors? No. They have to come inside and splash it around everywhere, it's gets so messy sometimes but I don't have carpet so it's easy enough to keep everything tidy.

We're planning a barbeque. That will definitely be outside! I could lock the house I suppose but then I'd have to sleep in a tent too and they're such wretches I wouldn't feel safe.

..oh yes ..I nearly forgot ..welcome to the forum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .