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  • Maxine Zinner
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    • Dec 2013
    • 29

    #1

    Adultery

    I am an obedient and faithful Christian and wife. But should I get whipped because some man lusted after me?
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12984

    #2
    Re: introduction

    Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
    I am an obedient and faithful Christian and wife. But should I get whipped because some man lusted after me?

    I know it's hard for us females to follow even the easiest of directions, but could you at least TRY?

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

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    True Christian™ Love.
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    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • IreneS
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2013
      • 197

      #3
      Re: introduction

      That's not an introduction!




      Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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      • Oceans676
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2013
        • 62

        #4
        Re: introduction

        Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
        I am an obedient and faithful Christian and wife. But should I get whipped because some man lusted after me?
        Yes. Why are you even leaving your house and interacting with men?

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        • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
          Forum Member, possibly Irish
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2013
          • 209

          #5
          Re: introduction

          Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
          I am an obedient and faithful Christian and wife. But should I get whipped because some man lusted after me?
          Dear Maxine,

          First of all ...ditto what Basilissa and IreneS, in their infinite patience, advised you. Please comply with these simple instructions and post a proper introduction, including all relevant details as requested. These guidelines are posted for a reason; even a child or a retarded could follow them.

          Secondly, the answer to your question is probably yes. Ever since Eve orchestrated the fall of man, women are usually guilty for all men's folly because we were born into her original sin. (You can read all about it in your favorite chapter, Genesis.)

          That poor man who lusted after you was not at fault. You were likely wearing something inappropriate, or carelessly flashing your funbags in his direction. Remember: it's NEVER ok to blame the victim!!
          1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
          Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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          • Maxine Zinner
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            • Dec 2013
            • 29

            #6
            Re: introduction

            Originally posted by IreneS View Post
            That's not an introduction!
            sorry for not introducing myself properly I was just upset I'm being punished for something I can't help.

            I am 18 just been married for a month. My parents were very caring people who never laid a hand on me but they were very poor and when this very rich man offered to marry me and take care of them for the rest of their lives I felt I had to even though I didn't want to marry a fat old man who can't get it up anymore.

            The day after marrying my husband my parents died when their shack burned down. Even though they didn't believe in Him I cursed Him for letting them die after all I have been a faithful Christian all of my life.

            I don't know what my favorite Bible verse is. My parents wouldn't let me look at a Bible and sent me to public schools.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314

              #7
              Re: introduction

              Hi, Maxine, and welcome. It's nice to see another Christian woman joining the fold.

              The good news is that you do not need to be whipped for having a man lust after you.

              The bad news is that cursing the Lord is punishable by death:

              ...he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.... And Moses spake to the children of Israel, that they should bring forth him that had cursed out of the camp, and stone him with stones. And the children of Israel did as the Lord commanded Moses. Leviticus 24:16, 23

              You might get off easier than that, however. Perhaps you will find a True Christian™ who will deliver you onto Satan to teach you not to blaspheme, as the Apostle Paul used to do:

              ...Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. 1 Timothy 1:20
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • Maxine Zinner
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                • Dec 2013
                • 29

                #8
                Re: introduction

                Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
                Dear Maxine,

                First of all ...ditto what Basilissa and IreneS, in their infinite patience, advised you. Please comply with these simple instructions and post a proper introduction, including all relevant details as requested. These guidelines are posted for a reason; even a child or a retarded could follow them.

                Secondly, the answer to your question is probably yes. Ever since Eve orchestrated the fall of man, women are usually guilty for all men's folly because we were born into her original sin. (You can read all about it in your favorite chapter, Genesis.)

                That poor man who lusted after you was not at fault. You were likely wearing something inappropriate, or carelessly flashing your funbags in his direction. Remember: it's NEVER ok to blame the victim!!
                I can't help it my boobs are too big for men not to notice

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                • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                  Forum Member, possibly Irish
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 209

                  #9
                  Re: introduction

                  Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                  blah bla blah ... I cursed Him for letting them die after all I have been a faithful Christian all of my life ... blah blah blah.
                  Wait - Jesus died [temporarily] on the cross for your sins, and you BLASPHEMED against him?!?

                  How dare you?!?
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                  Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1284

                    #10
                    Re: introduction

                    Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                    ...I didn't want to marry a fat old man who can't get it up anymore...
                    Has you been neglectful and let your fish die, dear?

                    Exodus 7:18 (1611 King James Bible)

                    And the fish that is in the riuer shall die, and the riuer shall stincke, and the Egyptians shall loathe to drinke of the water of the riuer.
                    Below are links to some Godly marital advice from our dear Sister Mary:

                    For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.


                    For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.
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                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12984

                      #11
                      Re: introduction

                      Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                      sorry for not introducing myself properly I was just upset I'm being punished for something I can't help.
                      You need to dress yourself more modestly, dear. I don't usually like Amish (they smell funny), but maybe you should consider wearing something like this:



                      I am 18 just been married for a month. My parents were very caring people who never laid a hand on me
                      Poor girl!... born to such bad parents!

                      but they were very poor and when this very rich man offered to marry me and take care of them for the rest of their lives I felt I had to even though I didn't want to marry a fat old man who can't get it up anymore.

                      The day after marrying my husband my parents died when their shack burned down. Even though they didn't believe in Him I cursed Him for letting them die after all
                      Oh, dear, I guess they got a preview of their eternal damnation!

                      I have been a faithful Christian all of my life.

                      I don't know what my favorite Bible verse is
                      .
                      Don't you see a contradiction in here, somewhere...?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • IreneS
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 197

                        #12
                        Re: introduction

                        You're very vain. You are obsessed with your bodily assets - they should be hidden from everyone but your husband.
                        You married for money, not to bear sons for God.
                        You are a disgrace. You are destined for that same place as your wicked parents.

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                        • Maxine Zinner
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                          • Dec 2013
                          • 29

                          #13
                          Adultery

                          If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Adultery

                            Originally posted by Maxine Zinner View Post
                            If a teenage woman/girl commits adultery should she be stoned? My husband's 13 year old wife at the time was found guilty of adultery and was executed. It was in another country.
                            What does your Bible say about adultery? Presuming you have a Bible, of course.

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                            • Maxine Zinner
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 29

                              #15
                              Re: Adultery

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              What does your Bible say about adultery? Presuming you have a Bible, of course.

                              My parents were hard core atheists. They wouldn't allow me to have one. My husband will let me have one when he says I am ready for it. Right now he says I am not. He says if you're not prepared Satan can trick you into believing something is in there that's not

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