[Chester Longshire]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

>What worries me, young man, is the fact that you are an admitted
>homosexual, and don't realize that God wants you dead.

You guys are always going on about butt sex.....go get some and settle down so you can talk about something important. I'm trying to have a serious conversation here!


Perverts, all of you!

Just because you substitute homemade meals from mom for your anal-fetish does not mean you shall escape hellfire, son.

Matthew 5:29-30

King James Version (KJV)

29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Nothing eases a mans frustration like a warm pie!

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's." Exodus 20:17

Thy house includes the materials of food-stuff, and the instruments, and the fire in the baking of goods. Keep your eyes upon the pie of your own making and you would do well. Then, Jesus

[soulbanana]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Wait a sec. Doesn't Jesus have to exist?
We have pieces of the cross He has hung on, as well as the place where He was buried(shroud of Tarin or something among the lines of that) and the nails which went through His wrists(not palms, otherwise His palms would've ripped open)

[Didymus Much]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

...We have pieces of the cross He has hung on, as well as the place where He was buried(shroud of Tarin or something among the lines of that) and the nails which went through His wrists(not palms, otherwise His palms would've ripped open)

Where?

[Basilissa]

Re: I found Jesus but put him back

Wait a sec. Doesn't Jesus have to exist?
We have pieces of the cross He has hung on, as well as the place where He was buried(shroud of Tarin or something among the lines of that) and the nails which went through His wrists(not palms, otherwise His palms would've ripped open)

You know, sweetie, out of all the pieces of Jesus' cross that the Catholics claim to have you could make an entire forest. Moral of the story: never trust the Catholics. They take every opportunity to rip you off.