Hi, I am 100% Christian

[Ratchets]

Hello fellow Christians! (P.S this is my personal opinion but Obama and every Republican) So may I vent about this satanic "Doge" meme that obviously promotes satan, anti-american trash. Just Google "Doge" and you will see what I am talking about.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi, I am 100% Christian

Hello fellow Christians! (P.S this is my personal opinion but Obama and every Republican) So may I vent about this satanic "Doge" meme that obviously promotes satan, anti-american trash. Just Google "Doge" and you will see what I am talking about.

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

^^^ That.

[Ratchets]

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By the way, I am so sorry for those grammar mistakes. Please forgive me.

[Ratchets]

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By the way, I am so sorry for those grammar mistakes. Please forgive me.

Oh whoops, ok I'm Ratchets. I found God from my parents, everytime I sinned they severely beat me, starved me, and once I almost pleasured myself but I told my parents to beat me for that because I NEVER want to sin, I wish to go to heaven! I currently go to West Boro Baptist Church in CT. We are known as a hate church but we are really not! We are just protesting that "God Hates Fags" and we seem to get hate because of that. How cowardly of people to be Atheist, when Jesus is the only correct savior. If someone puts his name in vain, I will beat them to death. Once, I met the homosexual who was talking BS about God, so I slapped him and threw him into the street, luckily he didn't get run over. That's me basically

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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By the way, I am so sorry for those grammar mistakes. Please forgive me.

First things first...as you have already been told twice now.

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Christianity is not an attribute on a graduated scale, it is all or none. You either are or you aren't. I am referring to your thread title.

[Pim Pendergast]

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So what's your favorite Bible verse again?

Are you married? How many sons have issued from your loins?

If someone puts his name in vain, I will beat them to death. Once, I met the homosexual who was talking BS about God, so I slapped him and threw him into the street, luckily he didn't get run over.

While your zeal is admirable, you must still obey secular law.

Rom 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

We need to keep praying and lobbying lawmakers so that it will one day be legal to execute homosexuals.

[Ratchets]

Re: Hi, I am 100% Christian

So what's your favorite Bible verse again?

Are you married? How many sons have issued from your loins?



While your zeal is admirable, you must still obey secular law.

Rom 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

We need to keep praying and lobbying lawmakers so that it will one day be legal to execute homosexuals.

Ah yes, I certainly agree. My favorite bible verse currently is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137 And no, I am not married at this current moment.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Ah yes, I certainly agree. My favorite bible verse currently is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137 And no, I am not married at this current moment.

Why aren't you married? You know Genesis 1:28 commands us to be fruitful and multiply, don't you?

And just out of curiosity, what does Ratchets mean?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Ah yes, I certainly agree. My favorite bible verse currently is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137 And no, I am not married at this current moment.

Are you from Wisconsin?

[Didymus Much]

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Are you from Wisconsin?

The DoF will know.

[Wide-Open]

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And just out of curiosity, what does Ratchets mean?

I did a quick secular search Brother, but I'm afraid the results didn't make it any clearer to me.

Nurse Ratched used ratchet type device on my la jolla's.
now I talk 2 octives higher...

Goes to show you once again that the KJV is the only source of clear and unambiguous information in this world.

[Basilissa]

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I currently go to West Boro Baptist Church in CT.

What church did you previously go to? (Your use of "currently" implies that it hasn't been your church for very long).

Also, did you mean Westboro, or is there really a West Boro church (that would also imply the existence of East, North, South, and maybe Central Boro churches)?

How cowardly of people to be Atheist, when Jesus is the only correct savior.

Are there any incorrect saviors out there?

Ah yes, I certainly agree. My favorite bible verse currently is "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137

Good choice indeed. Why does that verse speak to you? (Again, remeber that we are to follow secular law, even if it is unjust).

And no, I am not married at this current moment.

Were you married before being "not married at this current moment?" If so, what did happen to your husband (I assume you're a woman because your posting is so chaotic)? I hope you are not a divorced harlot!