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    Praise the Lord!

    Hello!

    My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

    I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

    I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

    God bless you,
    Christine
    Don't listen to the cathlicks! Praise the Lord!
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    Re: Praise the Lord!

    Originally posted by ChristineJenkins View Post
    Hello!

    My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

    I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

    I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

    God bless you,
    Christine
    Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. I noticed no mention of your Godly husband...Most Christian ladies like to brag on their man a bit, so I thought it strange. Is he sober? So many of the Irish aren't.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Praise the Lord!

      Originally posted by ChristineJenkins View Post
      Hello!

      My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

      I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

      I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

      God bless you,
      Christine
      Christine!

      So what is your favorite Bible verse? And how did you find ?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Re: Praise the Lord!

        Originally posted by ChristineJenkins View Post
        Hello!

        My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

        I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

        I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

        God bless you,
        Christine
        Hello and welcome, Mrs. Jenkins!

        I am sad to hear that you and your family had to suffer what sounds like a parody of a church. God makes it extremely clear in several places in His Word what an abomination homers are. You did well to leave that den of iniquity.

        I am assuming your children are sons since you bothered to number them. Do you home school them to protect them from secular lies taught for example in geometry and biology?

        Lastly, has your husband given you permission to be online? If I ever decide to allow my wife to use the interwebs, it will be at this site only. Everything else I have seen online is designed to spit in the face of Jesus.
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        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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        • #5
          Re: Praise the Lord!

          Originally posted by ChristineJenkins View Post
          Hello!

          My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

          I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

          I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

          God bless you,
          Christine
          Hello, Christine:

          Glory to God that He has brought you here to fellowship with us. I have noticed your location and must tell you that I am not at all happy to hear you are Scottish. My father raised me to be very cautious of anyone from that country. Still, I have prayed that the Blood of Jesus will protect me as I attempt to express just how much I am tickled by your presence.

          What are your children's names? Have they also found Jesus as the only solution to their blackened souls? Is your husband supportive of your needs for occasional spankings and a holy fist to the face when needed? If so, you are truly blessed. It does appear from your photo that you've had a few corrective swats to those swollen cheeks. GLORY!

          We hope you'll find a warm place of fellowship here on God's favorite forum.

          Praise Him!
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          • #6
            Re: Praise the Lord!

            Originally posted by ChristineJenkins View Post
            Hello!

            My name is Christine and I am happily married with three lovely children

            I my last church was The Marlborough Baptist Church. I came to this church because my last church was awful, completely twisting the Lord's words and preaching about how "being gay is a-okay"! Disgusting, to say the least!

            I hope I'll be welcomed to this lovely community!

            God bless you,
            Christine
            Welcome to our friendly forums

            I can't help noticing that your avatar has a green jumper: are you an Irish? If so I hope you are either not, or in the process of being not, connected in any way to the Pope and his legion of paedophiles and paedophile enablers.

            This is a family site and the use (anal) of young boys is of no interest to anyone here.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Praise the Lord!

              Welcome, Sister.

              It is good to know that at least one Christian has successfully escaped the clutches of the hairy, skirt wearing, Presbyterian Scots. I know it can't be easy for you to uphold God's commandments in a place like that.

              Take heart in knowing that your Christian brothers and sisters hold you dear and we will pray for you. With God's help, you may well make it here to America, possibly even Texas. Almost every Scot with even a little gumption left Scotland for America two or three hundred years ago. There's room for more, if it is God's will that you come.

              Tell us more of your walk with Jesus.

              God Bless!
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • #8
                Re: Praise the Lord!

                May GOD guide you further in HIS direction.

                PRAISE THE GOD!

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