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  • DanishImbecile
    Unsaved trash, rabid godmocking eskimo
    • Jan 2014
    • 93

    #1

    introduction to a dutch dummy

    i am writing this because apparently i am required to and my freedm of speech is being censored until i have done so and because i have a showed a once Fellow countryman how repulsive i find his views on certain subjects, in his native tounge, referred to as gobbledydook. (so nice to see this respect christians give to their Fellow man)
    nevertheless here it goes.
    first: I. AM. NOT. A. CHRISTIAN. i am a pagan!! i worship Odin, Tor, Loke, Tyr, Frej, Freja, Njord and so on and so forth.
    second. my favorite verse in the bible: "do not judge, lest you be judged. do not condemn lest you be condemned" lucas chapter 6 verse 36-42.
    thirdly. i do not attend church, i do not believe in submission.
    i havent found Jesus. nor will i ever.
    lastly: When truth and fairness are different from what is law, better it is to follow truth and fairness. (BS, c.6)
    Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.
  • Persecuted Craig
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2014
    • 41

    #2
    Re: introduction to a pagan.

    Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
    i am writing this because apparently i am required to and my freedm of speech is being censored until i have done so and because i have a showed a once Fellow countryman how repulsive i find his views on certain subjects, in his native tounge, referred to as gobbledydook. (so nice to see this respect christians give to their Fellow man)
    nevertheless here it goes.
    first: I. AM. NOT. A. CHRISTIAN. i am a pagan!! i worship Odin, Tor, Loke, Tyr, Frej, Freja, Njord and so on and so forth.
    second. my favorite verse in the bible: "do not judge, lest you be judged. do not condemn lest you be condemned" lucas chapter 6 verse 36-42.
    thirdly. i do not attend church, i do not believe in submission.
    i havent found Jesus. nor will i ever.
    lastly: When truth and fairness are different from what is law, better it is to follow truth and fairness. (BS, c.6)

    Welcome, Mr. Brewer, and thank you for complying with what has to be the most simple request that God's favorite forum has and can ask of you: introducing yourself and remaining civil.

    You sound as if you are now complaining of being persecuted. Why such bitterness?

    If you feel persecuted for having to follow such simple requests, imagine how we Christians that are doing nothing more than making every effort to follow the mandates laid down by mine and your Creator must feel.

    Maybe you should try calming down and getting a little perspective, ok?
    Maybe you've been imbibing your own 'brew'?
    Maybe God love's you and you are having a difficult time acknowledging that FACT because you have a guilty conscience?

    Thanks and have a blessed day. I will pray for you.

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    • Pim Pendergast
      PHD - Theophysicist
      Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2012
      • 3103

      #3
      Re: introduction to a pagan.

      Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
      i am writing this because apparently i am required to
      Welcome to the forum, DanishBrewer.

      I. AM. NOT. A. CHRISTIAN. i am a pagan!! i worship Odin, Tor, Loke, Tyr, Frej, Freja, Njord and so on and so forth.
      Why do you worship them? If they were so great, why did your ancestors give up worshipping them about a thousand years ago? And why join a recently artificially-revived religion?

      second. my favorite verse in the bible: "do not judge, lest you be judged. do not condemn lest you be condemned" lucas chapter 6 verse 36-42.
      You might find this sermon interesting. Jesus did not forbid us to pass judgement; He merely forbade us to pass judgement hypocritically.

      thirdly. i do not attend church, i do not believe in submission.
      But you're willing to submit yourself to Odin and Thor and umpteen other gods?
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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      • see_the_light
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 1386

        #4
        Re: introduction to a pagan.

        Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
        first: I. AM. NOT. A. CHRISTIAN. i am a pagan!! i worship Odin, Tor, Loke, Tyr, Frej, Freja, Njord and so on and so forth.
        second. my favorite verse in the bible: "do not judge, lest you be judged. do not condemn lest you be condemned" lucas chapter 6 verse 36-42.
        Welcome hell-bound Eskimo (if you don't amend your blatant disregard for JESUS you WILL BURN IN HELL) .

        So you have been to the cinema lately and joined the Avengers Fan Club. No surprise for us, we do KNOW how holywood's joos have been selling satan under the guise of old legends and lies.

        There is still some hope as you can at least read our gentle request, understand it and quote the scriptures, you would be surprised how many self called Christians fail on such a simple task.

        And as such we hope you will stay and find salvation

        PRAISE THE LORD!

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: introduction to a pagan.

          Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
          first: I. AM. NOT. A. CHRISTIAN. i am a pagan!! i worship Odin, Tor, Loke, Tyr, Frej, Freja, Njord and so on and so forth.
          second. my favorite verse in the bible: "do not judge, lest you be judged. do not condemn lest you be condemned" lucas chapter 6 verse 36-42.
          Ooouch.

          Does it take long for your human sacrifices (which are required by these false gods you mentioned) to die? Which Norse method of killing your human sacrifices do you prefer - do you drown them slowly in bogs, or do you strangle or hang them? Do you have to subdue them, or do they die willingly, thinking that after death they will meet these false "gods" of yours? (Of course they get an unpleasant surprise when they land in instead).

          I'm asking out of curiosity, because I know that all historical pagan religions were quite bloody. Frankly, I am glad that our Creator has decided at one point that human sacrifices were not necessary (Genesis 22:1-13).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • DanishImbecile
            Unsaved trash, rabid godmocking eskimo
            • Jan 2014
            • 93

            #6
            Re: introduction to a pagan.

            Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
            Welcome to the forum, DanishBrewer.



            Why do you worship them? If they were so great, why did your ancestors give up worshipping them about a thousand years ago? And why join a recently artificially-revived religion?



            You might find this sermon interesting. Jesus did not forbid us to pass judgement; He merely forbade us to pass judgement hypocritically.


            But you're willing to submit yourself to Odin and Thor and umpteen other gods?
            thank your for the welcome
            i am offering myself to my gods. they ask me not to kneel but to trust my own strenght and my ancestors gave them up because the Danish king Harald Blåtand (Harald Bluetooth) was tricked into becoming a christian and he give his people the choice of change of faith or death. and i didnt join a recently revived religion. it has been kept alive through the years mostly on iceland. like some people travel to Jerusalem on a pilgrim journey i travelled to tingvalla for the offering.


            Mr.Persecuted Craig my conscience is clean. and yes i have been sampling my own brew. i brew mead for whenever the need for joy and laughter arises and why would you feel proscecuted??? the biggest religion on planet earth and yet you complain?? greedy, greedy christians


            see_the_light: eskimo's does not ive in denmark, learn geography and no its been more than a decade since i entered a ciname as i do not believe in supporting Hollywood, i was raised in a christian home with a free choice of religion. i chose the old gods and had my uncle (history major in Nordic hostory and culture) to teach me. the old ways. i chose that path with an open mind.
            your rules in your forum are your rules and i have to abide by them if i expect to be treated with a minimum of respect


            Basilissa: human sacrifices are long gone. and dont get on the high horse we still remember the inquisition today we offer symbolic gifts and celebrate with a feast. no dying animals or humans. we are civilised after all.
            Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

              Inquisition? You'll find no papists here, friend.



              Did you know they pray to a DEAD WOMAN???



              Catlicks...what retards!

              Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

              Z. Smyth
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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Inquisition? You'll find no papists here, friend.



                Did you know they pray to a DEAD WOMAN???



                Catlicks...what retards!

                Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

                Z. Smyth
                Not only that, they stand under trees and let bugs poop on them, then call it holy!

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Not only that, they stand under trees and let bugs poop on them, then call it holy!

                  Mrs. Etheldreda, I was hesitant to click on your link but I'm glad I did. Catlicks confusing bug poop for the Tears of God!

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                  • DanishImbecile
                    Unsaved trash, rabid godmocking eskimo
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 93

                    #10
                    Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Inquisition? You'll find no papists here, friend.



                    Did you know they pray to a DEAD WOMAN???



                    Catlicks...what retards!

                    Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

                    Z. Smyth
                    and you dont pray to a dead man?? (Jesus) take in symbols of his flesh ad blood every sunday?? sounds like a bizarre form of flirting with cannibalism....
                    Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #11
                      Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                      Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
                      and you dont pray to a dead man?? (Jesus) take in symbols of his flesh ad blood every sunday?? sounds like a bizarre form of flirting with cannibalism....
                      Baptists don't eat human flesh like the papists. And as for Jesus being dead?

                      (1 Corinthians 15:12) "Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you that there is no resurrection of the dead?"

                      I defy you to find the same empirical evidence Mary.
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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                        Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
                        and you dont pray to a dead man?? (Jesus) take in symbols of his flesh ad blood every sunday?? sounds like a bizarre form of flirting with cannibalism....
                        Jesus isn't dead, dear. He was only dead for three days, but he got better. Besides, no one would believe a dead body would rise up through the clouds to sit at the right hand of God. That's just silly.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • DanishImbecile
                          Unsaved trash, rabid godmocking eskimo
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 93

                          #13
                          Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          Baptists don't eat human flesh like the papists. And as for Jesus being dead?

                          (1 Corinthians 15:12) "Now if Christ be preached that he rose from the dead, how say some among you that there is no resurrection of the dead?"

                          I defy you to find the same empirical evidence Mary.

                          where is the PROOF that he rose from the dead. its in a book which was made as a translation in 1611??? thats just not enough proof
                          Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

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                          • Constantine1648
                            Scottish separatist
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 74

                            #14
                            Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                            Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
                            and you dont pray to a dead man?? (Jesus) take in symbols of his flesh ad blood every sunday?? sounds like a bizarre form of flirting with cannibalism....
                            You obviously haven't read the Bible, Jesus was dead for three days and then came back to life.

                            We don't "eat his flesh and blood every Sunday". That's the Pape's.

                            That is also rather rich coming from someone who commits human sacrifice.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: introduction to a dutch dummy

                              Originally posted by DanishBrewer View Post
                              where is the PROOF that he rose from the dead. its in a book which was made as a translation in 1611??? thats just not enough proof
                              And yet when you see photos from "space" or fossils claiming we descended from monkeys, you drink that down like a cheap shot of Bourbon.



                              At least OUR evidence is straight from God.

                              JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!

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