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  • #16
    Re: Hello dear True Christians™

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    I'm not your sister, dear.

    Let me remind you how things work around here. As God is a God of Order and Beauty (Genesis 1:1-31), therefore His favorite church is a church of order beauty. Here is a simple summary of how this order and beauty works:


    True Christian™ Pastors; close, personal friends of
    True Christian™ Men
    True Christian™ Women <--- this is me
    Forum Member (men)
    Forum Member (women)
    Faithful Dogs
    Slugs and Snails
    Bed Bugs
    Unsaved Trash <--- this is you


    Please make a note of it.

    "I am not your sister, dear"
    Oh, a hypocrite! So you call me dear when I have just called you something you do not want. Jesus and God hates people like you who are hypocrites.

    Matthew 24:51

    If you claim that this is a "church of order and beauty" (please excuse me while I heartily laugh at your lies), then how come my brethren Christians (please, do not say how Catholics aren't Christians) have denied me with such hate?

    Catholicism, in an unbiased and factual way of explaining things, was founded by Jesus Christ himself. To say it was not Christian is absolutely absurd. Jesus made Peter the first Pope, and so on.
    Now please, I want to listen more of your lies as to entertain myself quite a little.

    PS. Woman, you are, and always will be, inferior to men. Whether you will like it or not. Even if you have more posts on one single website, that does not mean you are more privileged than us. Learn your place.

    Your turn.
    John 10:30

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    • #17
      Re: Hello dear True Christians™

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      Well, Peter, this could be hard.

      If you are a papist, you realize, I hope, that you are not Christian at all. Little Rock used to be a Godly place until the nigras were allowed to perpetuate their gangs and roam the streets. You almost had my pie when I saw you were single. Well, single and also not married.

      Yes, Mary - I think retardation and papism have been confirmed.
      Next.

      NRL
      Jesus taught us to insult and belittle others that do not have the exact same beliefs as us. He also taught us to mock the retarded and mentally challenged humans. God bless your soul, you are assured to be in Heaven.
      John 10:30

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      • #18
        Re: Hello dear True Christians™

        Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
        ...please, do not say how Catholics aren't Christians...
        Why not, if it's the truth? Just look at this entire section: Catholics Aren't Christians where the lies and heresies of the Roman cult are exposed.

        Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
        Jesus taught us to insult and belittle others that do not have the exact same beliefs as us. He also taught us to mock the retarded and mentally challenged humans. God bless your soul, you are assured to be in Heaven.
        Maybe you have read a bit of the Bible, after all?

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        • #19
          Re: Hello dear True Christians™

          Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
          "I am not your sister, dear"
          Oh, a hypocrite! So you call me dear when I have just called you something you do not want.
          I don't understand your point. Since when is "dear" an insult?

          Also, I am pretty sure that you ain't Mary's brother.

          Jesus and God hates people like you who are hypocrites.
          Why would Jesus hate His only true believers?

          If you claim that this is a "church of order and beauty" (please excuse me while I heartily laugh at your lies), then how come my brethren Christians (please, do not say how Catholics aren't Christians) have denied me with such hate?
          Sweetie, of course the doors of our congregation are open for those who decide to reject worshiping Mary and pagan gods (so called "saints"). Several of us are examples of such converts, myself included. But, and yes, there is a but, you still have to repent and reject the errors of your idolatrous faith before converting to true Christianity.

          Catholicism, in an unbiased and factual way of explaining things, was founded by Jesus Christ himself.
          Wrong. First of all, there was no Catholicism until bishops of Rome decided that they were somehow better than the other four bishops (originally, there were five dioceses in the ancient world, and the bishops were equals).

          Second, Catholicism is based more on the accrued tradition than on the Bible itself. That's why the Reformation happened.

          To say it was not Christian is absolutely absurd. Jesus made Peter the first Pope, and so on.
          Please find me the word "pope" mentioned in the Bible. And don't give me the "you'll be the rock" verse, because it does not say anything about popes!

          PS. Woman, you are, and always will be, inferior to men. Whether you will like it or not. Even if you have more posts on one single website, that does not mean you are more privileged than us. Learn your place.

          Your turn.
          Of course the place of a True Christian Woman™ is beneath a True Christian Man™. However, you are still a worthless heathen.

          Don't you realize, that you worship a dead woman?

          (Just do a quick search of names of parishes in your area and compare how many there are St. Mary's churches comparing to those of Jesus).

          Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
          Jesus taught us to insult and belittle others that do not have the exact same beliefs as us.
          Yes.

          He also taught us to mock the retarded and mentally challenged humans.
          Yes.

          God bless your soul, you are assured to be in Heaven.
          Oh, thank you, sweetie!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello dear True Christians™

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Why not, if it's the truth? Just look at this entire section: Catholics Aren't Christians where the lies and heresies of the Roman cult are exposed.



            Maybe you have read a bit of the Bible, after all?
            Jesus INVENTED Catholicism. All those things in your section are things that have been made by normal men like us. For example, celibacy for priests:
            The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children." A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpufThe first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children." A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf

            The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304.

            Also, calling the Pope "Holy Father" was never part of true Catholicism. It was, let's say 'invented', later on.

            Also, what is an Atheist/Sinner like you doing in these forums? I am surprised you haven't been banned yet. A living proof of how the management in the site is truly excellent.
            The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf
            The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children." A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf
            John 10:30

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            • #21
              Re: Hello dear True Christians™

              Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
              please, do not say how Catholics aren't Christians
              I don't say this, the Holy Word of God makes it very clear. Jesus was very specific about His demand that True Christians™ do not abandon the Word of God to follow the traditions of men (Mark 7:7). Catholics have not only done just that, they've made an enormous profit in it, and willing dupes as yourself fund their lust for gold and altar-boys.

              Papists teach, for example, that salvation is by baptismal regeneration and is maintained through certain Catholic rituals unless a willful act of sin is committed that breaks the state of sanctifying grace. The Bible teaches that we are saved by grace which is received through simple faith (Ephesians 2:8-9), and that good works are the result of a change of the heart wrought in salvation (Ephesians 2:10; 2 Corinthians 5:17) and the fruit of that new life in Christ (John 15). They trick their followers into believing salvation cannot be guaranteed or assured. 1 John 5:13 states that the letter of 1 John was written for the purpose of assuring believers of the certainty of their salvation.

              Your Roman cult states that Christians are saved by meritorious works (beginning with baptism) and that salvation is maintained by good works (receiving the sacraments, confession of sin to a priest, etc.) God, on the other hand, makes it clear that Christians are saved by grace through faith, totally apart from works (Titus 3:5; Ephesians 2:8-9; Galatians 3:10-11; Romans 3:19-24).

              If you actually read the Holy Bible, you'll find that baptism is always practiced after saving faith in Christ. Baptism is not the means of salvation, as your cult declares. Instead, the Bible explains how faith in the Gospel is what saves a man (1 Corinthians 1:14-18; Romans 10:13-17). Papists teach baptismal regeneration of infants, a practice never found in Scripture. The only possible hint of infant baptism in the Bible that the Roman Catholic Church can point to is that the whole household of the Philippian jailer was baptized in Acts 16:33. However, the context nowhere mentions infants. Acts 16:31 declares that salvation is by faith. Paul spoke to all of the household in verse 32, and the whole household believed (verse 34). This passage only supports the baptism of those who have already believed, not of infants.

              Catholics are taught to petition Mary and the saints for their prayers. Contrary to this, we are taught in Scripture to only pray to God (Matthew 6:9; Luke 18:1-7).

              The New Testament teaches the priesthood of all believers (1 Peter 2:9), a concept conveniently left out by the very priests who demand a distinction between the clergy and the “lay people."

              Want more?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                Jesus taught us to insult and belittle others that do not have the exact same beliefs as us. He also taught us to mock the retarded and mentally challenged humans. God bless your soul, you are assured to be in Heaven.
                Finally - some truth comes from your Packard Bell 40 meg with 300 baud modem. As a matter of fact, yes - I am assured Heaven, since my LORD JESUS paid the price for my sins.

                Have you picked up a Bible and REALLY read it all the way through? If so, you'd see just how true your statement is. Praise God!

                NRL
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                • #23
                  Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                  Excuse my post that contained nonsense. Technical difficulties.

                  Jesus made Peter the first Pope.
                  I don't worship humans such as Mary.
                  I don't worship humans such as Popes.
                  I only worship Jesus and God (and they are not the same thing.)
                  John 10:30

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                    Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                    Jesus INVENTED Catholicism. All those things in your section are things that have been made by normal men like us. For example, celibacy for priests:
                    The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children."
                    AD 304, that's almost three hundred years after Jesus (temporarily) died for us. Given that He said He would not come back until the end of days, what does make you think that He was present at this council? I did not see His name on the list of participating bishops, lol!

                    A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpufThe first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children." A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf

                    The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304.
                    And Jesus has to do with celibacy what, exactly?


                    Also, calling the Pope "Holy Father" was never part of true Catholicism. It was, let's say 'invented', later on.
                    That just goes to show you that Catholicism is based on tradition more than on Jesus' words.

                    Also, what is an Atheist/Sinner like you doing in these forums? I am surprised you haven't been banned yet.
                    We keep him for amusement, sort of as a pet. He actually reads the Bible, so there is still hope for him, anyway.

                    A living proof of how the management in the site is truly excellent.
                    The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf
                    The first written mandate requiring priests to be chaste came in AD 304. Canon 33 of the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children." A short time later, in 325, the Council of Nicea, convened by Constantine, rejected a ban on priests marrying requested by Spanish clerics. - See more at: http://hnn.us/article/696#sthash.gWL0BlKy.dpuf
                    Again, so what? Haven't you read the Bible?

                    1 Corinthians 7:1-2
                    1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
                    2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


                    These unmarried priests of yours, not only do not avoid fornication, they fornicate with innocent children!


                    Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                    Excuse my post that contained nonsense. Technical difficulties.
                    I see.

                    Jesus made Peter the first Pope.
                    Please provide a Bible verse where Jesus says that Peter should be the first pope. (It has to contain the word "pope").

                    I don't worship humans such as Mary.
                    Good for you. You should know, though, that most Catholics do. See for yourself: http://www.marypages.com/PrayerstoMary.htm

                    Here is an image of a dead woman (actually in this case, it is a pagan Mexican goddess, but that's a long story), to which people pray to:

                    Last edited by Basilissa; 03-08-2014, 08:57 PM. Reason: compressed two posts into one
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                      Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                      Jesus INVENTED Catholicism...
                      Find "Catholic" or "Catholicism" in the Bible. I'll not hold my breath.

                      ...All those things in your section are things that have been made by normal men like us...
                      Yes, and NOT by God or Jesus in the Bible. How do you justify believing any of their claptrap when the Bible says:

                      Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you."

                      ...the Council of Elvira stated that all"bishops, presbyters, and deacons and all other clerics" were to"abstain completely from their wives and not to have children."...
                      Where the Bible (<---HELLO, WORD OF GOD HERE) says:

                      1 Timothy 3:12 " Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well."

                      ...Also, what is an Atheist/Sinner like you doing in these forums?...
                      I enjoy discussing the Bible (as it is the most influential book ever written in any language) with people who KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.

                      note: Atheist is not a proper noun; do not capitalize it unless it is the first word of a sentence or part a group name, like American Atheists.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                        Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                        ...I only worship Jesus and God (and they are not the same thing.)
                        John 10:30 "I and my Father are one."

                        Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                          Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
                          Excuse my post that contained nonsense. Technical difficulties.


                          Which post was that? They ALL contain nonsense.
                          2 Timothy 3:16

                          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                            Great.
                            Another catlick queer trolling for boys. I so wish the pope had not encouraged 'you people to be yourselves'.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello dear True Christians™

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              John 10:30 "I and my Father are one."

                              Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm
                              Because the Bible totally said "are one person" or "are one being". Have you ever thought that, oh I don't know, he might be metaphorically saying that they have the same principles and ideology?

                              You take everything out of context, and take everything literally. You guys are really stupid, no offence.

                              Actually, change that. Offence.

                              told
                              John 10:30

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