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  • Hello LBC

    Hello to all saved people of this forum.
    I am Julie, and I will be twenty years old in a couple of weeks.
    I am the only real believer of my family, but have been trying to save my parents and my two sisters for years now - I just can't help loving them and wanting to help them find the right way instead of dying in horrible pain because they are trash.

    I feel like I have had a terrible way of living all my life, even though I thought I was a good Christian: first of all I am French, which is a great handicap because I know that GOD loves Americans. Then I went to college for one year because of my parents' pressure, to have a degree in English; but I could not accept the pressure of knowing that GOD didn't approve of my ways, because I am a woman, therefore I am weak and should not have such an education. As is said in 1 Corinthians 14:34, women should remain silent (in the church, but I believe that really loving GOD also means that we should not be allowed to express our views, which are naturally flawed because of Eve, in public). Since I have not found a verse saying that I cannot write on the Internet I assume I can at least do this.

    I am very glad of finally finding a community which believes in GOD as much as I do. I really want to become a True Christian, find a good Christian husband and do my work, as a wife, to repopulate the Earth with True Christians.

    Finally, as to how I found GOD: in France, we actually have a big number of American True Christian missionnaries who come to talk to us about the right way of life. This is the story of my faith: following these men so that they could teach me the Truth.

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    Re: Hello LBC

    Welcome. How many sons has your husband been able to provide God?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello LBC

      Originally posted by WeakWoman View Post
      Hello to all saved people of this forum.
      I am Julie, and I will be twenty years old in a couple of weeks.
      I am the only real believer of my family, but have been trying to save my parents and my two sisters for years now - I just can't help loving them and wanting to help them find the right way instead of dying in horrible pain because they are trash.

      I feel like I have had a terrible way of living all my life, even though I thought I was a good Christian: first of all I am French, which is a great handicap because I know that GOD loves Americans. Then I went to college for one year because of my parents' pressure, to have a degree in English; but I could not accept the pressure of knowing that GOD didn't approve of my ways, because I am a woman, therefore I am weak and should not have such an education. As is said in 1 Corinthians 14:34, women should remain silent (in the church, but I believe that really loving GOD also means that we should not be allowed to express our views, which are naturally flawed because of Eve, in public). Since I have not found a verse saying that I cannot write on the Internet I assume I can at least do this.

      I am very glad of finally finding a community which believes in GOD as much as I do. I really want to become a True Christian, find a good Christian husband and do my work, as a wife, to repopulate the Earth with True Christians.

      Finally, as to how I found GOD: in France, we actually have a big number of American True Christian missionnaries who come to talk to us about the right way of life. This is the story of my faith: following these men so that they could teach me the Truth.
      Hello and to our friendly, Godly community!

      I applaud you for making a proper introduction. It's something that not many people seem to be able to do.

      Just one thing, dear: next time, use the King James version of the Bible. You can find it online in many places, for example here:
      King James Bible Online: Authorized King James Version (KJV) of the Bible- the preserved and living Word of God. Includes 1611 KJV and 1769 Cambridge KJV.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello LBC

        Dear James Hutchins, sadly because of my terrible upbringing, I have never had the glory of finding a True Christian man to share my life with, and thought that I better be alone and have no children to raise instead of marrying a treacherous catholic man as the majority of Frenchmen are. I mean to move to the USA soon in order to find a suitable husband, since I believe that my family is lost forever to the flames of hell.

        Dear Basilissa, thank you very much for your welcome, it is really nice of you to do this. I normally use a French translation of the Bible because my English is not good enough to understand all of the real original American version but I will do an effort to use the King James Bible as much as I can.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello LBC

          Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! How wonderful to be blessed by American missionaries teaching your godless nation the Truth! I am a little saddened, however, in hearing they did not instruct you very diligently. I wonder if they were distracted and tempted to see the topless beaches you people have in order to entice more men to Satan's Lair. If they were truly devoted to Christ, they would have taught you that to love your family is to hate Jesus, and to love Jesus is to hate your family (Luke 14:26).

          Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
          He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
          Matthew 10:34-37


          Don't you feel better now that you know you needn't worry about loving your family!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello LBC

            Welcome to God's favorite forum.

            Originally posted by WeakWoman View Post
            because of my terrible upbringing
            An important note here. In Luke 14:26 Jesus tells us that hating our parents is ok and often even a requirement, just as long as you love Jesus unconditionally and make sure you love Jesus the most (Matthew 10:37). However in Ephesians 6:2 the Bible clearly states that we have to honor our parents. To the untrained atheist eye this might look like a contradiction but every Christian knows there are no contradictions in the Bible. So what this effectively means is that it is fine to hate your parents but that you should never complain about them to anyone. Ever.

            Do you have your father's permission to visit this forum?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: Hello LBC

              Dear Mary Etheldreda, thank you for your welcome and for your understanding. I do feel much better now that I know that I can love GOD and hate my parents at the same time!

              Dear Cranky Old Man, I think I understand now. Thank you so much for this explanation, you are entirely right and I will be much more careful to respect the word of GOD. I do not have my father's permission, since he is a GOD-hating atheist who even got divorced with my mother to live forever in Sin, and will not dare speak to me about the serenity and perfection of living with JESUS CHRIST, probably because he is afraid of seeing that the word of GOD is right and that he will burn in Hel.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello LBC

                Bonjour Julie! That is all the French I know. After that I say "Do you speak English" and if they do that shrugging "Bof" thing, I shun them.

                (Note to the Pastors: I hope you will not give me an infraction for writing in the heathen French language - I just wanted to make Julie feel truly welcome here.)

                Originally posted by WeakWoman View Post
                first of all I am French
                Well, perhaps this is not actually your fault. I am British, which is clearly an error of omission by my parents, who did not have the good sense and taste to move to the Godly USA.

                Originally posted by WeakWoman View Post
                Then I went to college for one year because of my parents' pressure, to have a degree in English; but I could not accept the pressure of knowing that GOD didn't approve of my ways, because I am a woman, therefore I am weak and should not have such an education.
                Now this shows that in spite of being a Frenchie, there is hope for you. If only more of your people, in particular your immodest womenfolk, thought the same way.

                2 Chronicles 7:14

                If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

                I know you are new here, but perhaps you can help me with a little local problem? My garden - very near the English Channel - is infested with snails. Do you have a family member in the Calais or Dunkirk area who might be interested in coming over and taking them away?

                YiC
                AW
                2 Timothy 3:16

                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                • #9
                  Re: Hello LBC

                  Oh, poor, poor you. Whine and complain about how you are so OLD and not married, that you have a college education, and your parents are so mean.

                  Hebrews 13:5
                  Let your conuersation bee without couetousnesse: and be content with such things as yee haue. For hee hath said, I will neuer leaue thee, nor forsake thee.

                  I am an old woman of 23 and still have no husband, but you won't hear me complaining about it. I have come to terms that I will likely die a withered, dried up peach pit with no one to care about me, so I pulled myself up and said PRAISE GOD FOR HIS BLESSINGS, learned how to use my pie for His glory and the satisfaction of men and women everywhere. I will soon open my first moist pie shop in North Dakota and then in Michigan (Basilissa? What's up, Sister Partner?).

                  You are 18. True, you are terribly disadvantaged by being French with your sinful leaders and smelly neighbors. But cut the merde, mademoiselle, Jesus loves you and HE is the answer to all things. PRAISE HIM, worship Him, and glorify His Holy Name. It takes a lot more than a catholic to hold down our precious Savior. Get out there and conquer the foe, that evil serpent, the devil, and honor God in all you do.

                  Cheerfully,
                  Naomi Ruth
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                  Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                  Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                  Locations in 50 States and Canada
                  !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                  Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello LBC

                    Weak Woman, Welcome to God's favourite church. If you ever come to the Godly US of A, you are welcome to stay for a couple of nights here, especially when my husband is away on one of his frequent business trips. I can give you a few tips also, on how to raise children in a Godly manner. You can even practice spanking them if you wish.

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