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  • The_Halfwit_Atheist
    Unsaved trash, smartassed monkey worshipper
    • Mar 2014
    • 62

    #1

    Hello.

    I am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • gregincambodia
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 75

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
    I am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
    Hi there Halfwit

    Thank you for finally posting an introduction! Now, if you can, read the instructions at the top of the page :

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?
    Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
      I am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
      Trolls don't have the perspective to even be aware of their own trollhood. Only Jesus and Senior Pastors are fit to determine that.

      Remember, satan is the ultimate troll, and even now he is playing your prostate gland like a fine-tuned instrument, and like the pied piper, is leading you ever closer to the precipice of hell with its sweet, sweet song.

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      • The_Halfwit_Atheist
        Unsaved trash, smartassed monkey worshipper
        • Mar 2014
        • 62

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by gregincambodia View Post
        Hi there Halfwit

        Thank you for finally posting an introduction! Now, if you can, read the instructions at the top of the page :

        The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?
        I would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?
        A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.

        My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.

        Genesis 1:3
        And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

        Genesis 1:16
        And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

        I do not have to say anything else, do I?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Mary Thompson
          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2013
          • 653

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
          I would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?
          A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.

          My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.

          Genesis 1:3
          And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

          Genesis 1:16
          And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

          I do not have to say anything else, do I?
          True Christians are not insecure. For we know that we are going to Heaven. The profile is a quick glimpse for other posters to see what status you are and how we should treat you. So it is practical and not sad.
          If you didn't want to say anything, why did you register?
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • The_Halfwit_Atheist
            Unsaved trash, smartassed monkey worshipper
            • Mar 2014
            • 62

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            You know what I mean. I am saying that when a book has a paradox on the first page, and it is meant to be how the planet came around, that it is a bad sign off the bat.
            I joined the forum because I wanted to see why Christians are so fervent in their god. Now, I can see that it is because they see it as a ticket to heaven.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
              You know what I mean. I am saying that when a book has a paradox on the first page, and it is meant to be how the planet came around, that it is a bad sign off the bat.
              I joined the forum because I wanted to see why Christians are so fervent in their god. Now, I can see that it is because they see it as a ticket to heaven.
              What Biblical contradictions has your marijuana huffing caused you to hallucinate?
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
                I would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?
                A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.

                My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.

                Genesis 1:3
                And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

                Genesis 1:16
                And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

                I do not have to say anything else, do I?

                Yes, no.

                Why do you go to church if you are a godless atheist?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post

                  Why do you go to church if you are a godless atheist?

                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Elmer G. White
                    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                     
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 10273

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
                    I do not have to say anything else, do I?
                    No, you do not. Thank you.

                    1 Peter 2:15
                    For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • I Love You
                      Unsaved Trash, imbecelic foreign teenaged harlot
                      • May 2014
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Hey common guys.
                      He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.

                      Welcome!
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Originally posted by I Love You View Post
                        Hey common guys.
                        He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.

                        Welcome!
                        We don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14425

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          We don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.
                          What would Hassenaah have done? Stood outside Burgess's fish sauce shop, welcoming him in? Sounds dodge to me.
                          Nehemiah 3:3 But the fish gate did the sons of Hassenaah build, who also laid the beams thereof, and set up the doors thereof, the locks thereof, and the bars thereof. KJV

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12986

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by I Love You View Post
                            Hey common guys.
                            He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.

                            Welcome!
                            Whom are you speaking to?! Because I'm not a guy, and I not common, either.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Billy the fag
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2014
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              We don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.

                              The piffle is wrong with you? This nice atheist guy is giving religion a chance and you just have to be a *** potty language ***! Go pray or whatever *** potty language ***. I mean if their were a real heaven, how would you get in? You act like an *** potty language ***! To the nice Atheist sir that joined, don't even try with these losers, they just won't budge.
                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 05-27-2014, 04:33 AM. Reason: Potty mouth.

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