I am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Tags: None
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Hi there HalfwitOriginally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostI am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
Thank you for finally posting an introduction! Now, if you can, read the instructions at the top of the page :
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33
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Trolls don't have the perspective to even be aware of their own trollhood. Only Jesus and Senior Pastors are fit to determine that.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostI am an atheist. However, I DO attend church from time to time, and I must admit, I am impressed at how strongly you people believe in your god. I do not hate your god, I am trying to find evidence that he exists, and therefore become a Christian. Alternatively, I am trying to strengthen my atheism by asking questions to Christians. I want to know, I am not a troll.
Remember, satan is the ultimate troll, and even now he is playing your prostate gland like a fine-tuned instrument, and like the pied piper, is leading you ever closer to the precipice of hell with its sweet, sweet song.
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I would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?Originally posted by gregincambodia View PostHi there Halfwit
Thank you for finally posting an introduction! Now, if you can, read the instructions at the top of the page :
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?
A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.
My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.
Genesis 1:3
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
I do not have to say anything else, do I?Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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True Christians are not insecure. For we know that we are going to HeavenOriginally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostI would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?
A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.
My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.
Genesis 1:3
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
I do not have to say anything else, do I?
. The profile is a quick glimpse for other posters to see what status you are and how we should treat you. So it is practical and not sad.
If you didn't want to say anything, why did you register?Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46) 
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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You know what I mean. I am saying that when a book has a paradox on the first page, and it is meant to be how the planet came around, that it is a bad sign off the bat.
I joined the forum because I wanted to see why Christians are so fervent in their god. Now, I can see that it is because they see it as a ticket to heaven.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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What Biblical contradictions has your marijuana huffing caused you to hallucinate?Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostYou know what I mean. I am saying that when a book has a paradox on the first page, and it is meant to be how the planet came around, that it is a bad sign off the bat.
I joined the forum because I wanted to see why Christians are so fervent in their god. Now, I can see that it is because they see it as a ticket to heaven.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostI would appreciate it if you did not call me halfwit. The Christians were so insecure, they changed my name to that. Kinda sad, no?
A) I go to a United Church in the Seattle area. Due to security reasons, I will not say where exactly.
My favourite Bible verses are in Genesis.
Genesis 1:3
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
I do not have to say anything else, do I?
Yes, no.
Why do you go to church if you are a godless atheist?God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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No, you do not. Thank you.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostI do not have to say anything else, do I?
1 Peter 2:15
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Hey common guys.
He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.
Welcome!1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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We don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.Originally posted by I Love You View PostHey common guys.
He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.
Welcome!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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What would Hassenaah have done? Stood outside Burgess's fish sauce shop, welcoming him in? Sounds dodge to me.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostWe don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.
Nehemiah 3:3 But the fish gate did the sons of Hassenaah build, who also laid the beams thereof, and set up the doors thereof, the locks thereof, and the bars thereof. KJV
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Whom are you speaking to?! Because I'm not a guy, and I not common, either.Originally posted by I Love You View PostHey common guys.
He came in for an understanding, stop treating him like trash so quickly and help him.
Welcome!
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The piffle is wrong with you? This nice atheist guy is giving religion a chance and you just have to be a *** potty language ***! Go pray or whatever *** potty language ***. I mean if their were a real heaven, how would you get in? You act like an *** potty language ***! To the nice Atheist sir that joined, don't even try with these losers, they just won't budge.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostWe don't enable the selfish and retarded here, dear.

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