My intro

[LeAtheist]

Hello friends!

I am an Atheist who wants to seek salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ, and I want you all to help me

I am sick of my Atheistism, please I am in need of help!

I have had sex with a minor before in my life, and I want to know if Jesus Christ will ever forgive me for this

[Mary Thompson]

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Easy. Start believing in God. Remove all cowardly French influences from your username. Be baptized, accept Jesus as your saviour.
Also, this might be a good way to get you to want to go to Heaven. If you believe in Jesus and accept that He died for your sins, then he will forget about whatever sin you have committed (as long as you didn't EVER say His name in vain, then you're good)

[LeAtheist]

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I might once have stuck a crucifix up my behind, but it was an accident. Will Jesus still forgive for what I have done?

[Mother Of Seven]

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If you seriously repent and accept the Lord into your life, you will be forgiven of those sins, provided it really was an accident with the crucifix. But I seriously doubt it was an accident. In which case you are doomed to spending eternity with Satan sodomising you with his barbed wire tallywacker, and alternatively burning in hellfire and brimstone.

[Basilissa]

Re: My intro

Hello friends!

I am an Atheist who wants to seek salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ, and I want you all to help me

I am sick of my Atheistism, please I am in need of help!

I have had sex with a minor before in my life, and I want to know if Jesus Christ will ever forgive me for this

Hello there. I have good news and bad news for you. Good news is that forgives almost all sins. Even if you blasphemed against Himself, you can still be forgiven. The bad news is, that if you ever blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, there is no redemption for you.

Matthew 12:31
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

So, be sincere now: have you ever blasphemed against the Holy Ghost? If you did, then just give up. Go into the world, fornicate, enjoy this life, as there is nothing that can save you now.

[LeAtheist]

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alternatively burning in hellfire and brimstone.

But isn't brimstone worth a lot of money?

[Mother Of Seven]

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No. 75 million tons of it are produced annually.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have had sex with a minor before in my life, and I want to know if Jesus Christ will ever forgive me for this

Yes, Jesus forgives sex with minors to those who believe and ask forgiveness.

I might once have stuck a crucifix up my behind, but it was an accident. Will Jesus still forgive for what I have done?

Yes, Jesus forgives gays who stop being gay and ask forgiveness.


Your name sounds French though, so you might be doomed anyway.