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  • #46
    Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

    Originally posted by endofdays View Post
    Hey "Brother" Mark- bite me... And oh yeah, nice face haha
    Please dont make fun of his face like that. Not everyone can be a Bible Stud.

    And Mark, dont let him get to you.
    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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    • #47
      Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

      This body of mine is just a physical shell anyways, our time here is just a blip on the radar compared to eternity. The real Mark has his focus and treasures in heaven, I could care less what some earthly hell bound heathen thinks about my appearance, (except on Sunday I want to look my best for Jesus).
      Endofdays doesn't even have the stones to post his mugshot so you can rest assured it aint apretty face.

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      • #48
        Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

        Originally posted by Brother Mark Loman View Post
        Endofdays doesn't even have the stones to post his mugshot so you can rest assured it aint apretty face.
        You think he's an eunuch?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #49
          Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

          Mark, you sound like a hypocrite and you look a lot like chicken little...
          I bet the ladies just swoon all over you...
          I bet I'm more of a man than you'll ever be- even the men of your fantasies.
          I recommend you get a life- dude.

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          • #50
            Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            You're confused, dear. The point of smashing a baby's brain up against a rock wasn't to feel happiness, it was to exact Godly Justice (Exodus 21:24) upon the enemy of the LORD who first did this to the Jewish babies (Isaiah 13:16). Besides, not only was Divine Justice served, an entire generation of cruel, God-mocking heathens were dismissed from the face of the earth. Who knows what kinds of horrors were prevented from such an act?

            You sound like my kind of woman.

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            • #51
              Re: Maybe next time my attempted troll will be more believable

              Originally posted by Father Keith O'Leary View Post
              You sound like my kind of woman.
              Please stop tyrying to pick up Mrs Etheldreda she is not interested in you.

              Now I am not completely ignorant of what happens in your cult so there is word here you might not fully understand. Well, you can't possibly understand. Mrs.

              Christians have a requirement handed down here:

              TITUS 1
              4
              To Titus, mine own son after the common faith: Grace, mercy, and peace, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ our Saviour.
              5 For this cause left I thee in Crete, that thou shouldest set in order the things that are wanting, and ordain elders in every city, as I had appointed thee:
              6 If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly.
              KJV .. look up


              ..and after all how might an unmarried shepherd be able to advise regarding, or even understand, any marriage relationship? Romish perverts don't even want to be married in the first place. Who else would apply for a position under the job description of "o yeah an' you can't ever get married even though God Himself commands you to be fruitful and multiply this is Tarquin he has a lovely voice would you like to tutor him" and sure enough you would?

              All levels of the clergy (except pope which is not mentioned at all in The Bible except perhaps Matthew 23:9)


              et patrem nolite vocare vobis super terram unus enim est Pater vester qui in caelis est
              ..are required to be married. The reason is obvious. But not to you. Are you really a vestal virgin of Roman paganism?

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