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  • #16
    Re: Failed troll is a failure.

    Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
    why don't YOU prove that there is one. god 300 seconds is along time to wait to post something so short.
    You made the claim, now back it up.
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    • #17
      Re: SKREW GOD

      Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
      some species died out because they didn't work out, and others survived.
      You evilutionists make this stuff as you go along? Most things died in the Great Flood because God was sick and tired of secular jibberish.

      Genesis 7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:
      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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      • #18
        Re: SKREW GOD

        Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
        boobies came to exist because mammals humans evolved from, had them to feed their babies when too young to eat anything else, nature found it was better this way, and kept it when they evolved into apes and humans. so boobies came from ancestors who benefited from them, and before that they were created during a trial and error, some species died out because they didn't work out, and others survived.
        Well, if indeed our ancestors "benefited" from breasts, and "trial and error" evolved them, then why don't I have shark teeth? That way, I could eat my steaks without the aid of a kitchen knife. That would be beneficial, right?

        But it appears to me that this 'coming from monkeys' silliness is getting to be too much. Where will the absurd questions end? So why not just accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and be done with thinking? His Way is much easier than your way...

        28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
        29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
        30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
        (Matthew 11:28-30)

        Pastor Ed

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        • #19
          Re: SKREW GOD

          Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
          Well, if indeed our ancestors "benefited" from breasts, and "trial and error" evolved them, then why don't I have shark teeth? That way, I could eat my steaks without the aid of a kitchen knife. That would be beneficial, right?

          But it appears to me that this 'coming from monkeys' silliness is getting to be too much. Where will the absurd questions end? So why not just accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and be done with thinking? His Way is much easier than your way...

          28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
          29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
          30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
          (Matthew 11:28-30)

          Pastor Ed
          because we cant just live easier, we cant because that's not the answer, and again we didn't come from monkeys we came from a distant ancestor we share with a monkey, and with the shark teeth, we did used to have sharper teeth, but as we started using tools to cut it we evolved out of having sharp teeth because we didn't use them, bummer right, i would love shark teeth.

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          • #20
            Re: SKREW GOD

            Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
            came from a distant ancestor we share with a monkey, and with the shark teeth,
            You crazy atheists with your 'just so' stories

            We came from monkeys and shark's teeth, now? What next, we share a common ancestor with Leviathans?

            This is why Darwinism is a theory in crisis, no one knows from one day to the next what it says.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: SKREW GOD

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              You crazy atheists with your 'just so' stories

              We came from monkeys and shark's teeth, now? What next, we share a common ancestor with Leviathans?

              This is why Darwinism is a theory in crisis, no one knows from one day to the next what it says.

              YIC
              nono i meant to start a whole new sentence, i forgot to use a period.

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              • #22
                Re: SKREW GOD

                Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                nono i meant to start a whole new sentence, i forgot to use a period.
                So you are saying that because we did not use our teeth they got all blunt.

                I use my teeth every day; when I eat, for a start.

                So your theory is falsified.

                Jesus wins again.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #23
                  Re: SKREW GOD

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  So you are saying that because we did not use our teeth they got all blunt.

                  I use my teeth every day; when I eat, for a start.

                  So your theory is falsified.

                  Jesus wins again.

                  YIC
                  oh my dear god, just because you do doesnt mean thousands of year ago people took care of their teeth, and besides they lived in a different environment where they could use tools to help them and so they didn't need all that sharpness of teeth.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                    OH THIS IS HILARIUS!! LOL(im not being sarcastic, this is pretty funny.)
                    No, it is not

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                    • #25
                      Re: SKREW GOD

                      Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                      i forgot to use a period.
                      So did your mother, so did your mother....

                      PRAISE THE LORD!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Failed troll is a failure.

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        oh yes it is

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                        • #27
                          Re: SKREW GOD

                          Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                          So did your mother, so did your mother....

                          PRAISE THE LORD!
                          LOL oh burn on me(not sarcastic).

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                          • #28
                            Re: SKREW GOD

                            Originally posted by boobies12 View Post
                            nono i meant to start a whole new sentence, i forgot to use a period.
                            This poor creature seems to talk a lot about her period. Maybe that's the time of the month? (That would explain erratic behavior).
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • #29
                              Re: SKREW GOD

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              This poor creature seems to talk a lot about her period. Maybe that's the time of the month? (That would explain erratic behavior).
                              lol its so fun to watch people like yo try to smack talk.

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                              • #30
                                Re: SKREW GOD

                                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                This is why Darwinism is a theory in crisis, no one knows from one day to the next what it says.

                                YIC
                                Indeed, Brother! What a precarious, unstable position the Darwinist must be in to have to support his religion with an ever changing belief system. What is "True" today was not "True" yesterday, and will be rejected tomorrow. The LORD's Word, on the other hand, is the same yesterday, today, and today! Glory!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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