Hello; I am Ciel.

[ciel phantomhive]

When I first joined these forums I thought I was a disgusting transgender but I have realised that I am not this and instead have given my heart and soul to God. I used to be attracted to girls, too, but it was beaten out of me by the husband I was set up to marry. I know now that I am indeed a female, and I am inferior to males. I am sorry for previously being rude and making mistakes.

[Des]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

When I first joined these forums I thought I was a disgusting transgender but I have realised that I am not this and instead have given my heart and soul to God. I used to be attracted to girls, too, but it was beaten out of me by the husband I was set up to marry. I know now that I am indeed a female, and I am inferior to males. I am sorry for previously being rude and making mistakes.

Oh cupcakes, 'beaten' is such a negative word! He was using corrective behavior therapy through applied Christian Domestic Discipline. See how much nicer that sounds?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

When I first joined these forums I thought I was a disgusting transgender but I have realised that I am not this and instead have given my heart and soul to God. I used to be attracted to girls, too, but it was beaten out of me by the husband I was set up to marry. I know now that I am indeed a female, and I am inferior to males. I am sorry for previously being rude and making mistakes.

That was a lame excuse for an introduction. Please don't mistake us for ignorant rubes, just because we are True Christians(tm). That cannot possibly be your name.

Please tell us about yourself. You actual name, age gender, location and the name of the Church your father takes you to. THAT is what an introduction is.

[ciel phantomhive]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

Of course. I apologise. I am Kaitlyn, 16, and I am from Iowa. I am female and currently attending the New Life Church in Iowa.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

That's much better, Kaitlyn Welcome!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

Of course. I apologise. I am Kaitlyn, 16, and I am from Iowa. I am female and currently attending the New Life Church in Iowa.

What's all this nonsense with "ciel" then? Is that your drag name? Your 4chan moniker? Good Christian girls don't go around calling themselves ridiculous things like that.

How many times have you read the Holy Bible cover to cover? I had it committed to memory at your age.

What do you think about Pastor Brady? I've known him for years, but I've always felt that he was a closet liberal.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[ciel phantomhive]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

Ciel is a name that I go by online because I do not want to be found. However, I suppose I will have to listen to you and be honest about everything -- as you said, I must respect my betters.

I've read the Bible seven times cover-to-cover and I am currently reading it an eighth time.

I believe he is very likely a closet liberal as well. His mannerisms depict this excellently.

Also, regarding the rules -- of course, Sir. I will follow them.

[Des]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

I'm familiar with the Des Moines NewLife Ministry, and I have to say that they are far too liberal for my taste. Not to mention that they were appalled by my suggestions for their Remote-Control Flying Ministry. Their loss, as I hope to unveil my little NSA/DOD funded project to Landover Baptist within the week.

[ciel phantomhive]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

It is a very liberal church and I dislike it. I intend to leave as soon as I can find a church that is closer to me to attend.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

Ciel is a name that I go by online because I do not want to be found. However, I suppose I will have to listen to you and be honest about everything -- as you said, I must respect my betters.

I've read the Bible seven times cover-to-cover and I am currently reading it an eighth time.

I believe he is very likely a closet liberal as well. His mannerisms depict this excellently.

Also, regarding the rules -- of course, Sir. I will follow them.

Hello, dear. If you have read the Bible so many times (and you are in the process of reading it again), then you must have a favorite verse - would you be kind enough to share it with us?

[ciel phantomhive]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

Hello, dear. If you have read the Bible so many times (and you are in the process of reading it again), then you must have a favorite verse - would you be kind enough to share it with us?

My favourite verse is Philippians 4:13. “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.”

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello; I am Ciel.

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
We only use the King James Version of the Bible here.