Finally Saved!!!

[Miracle Hope]

I have made many users on this forum. But now I have seen The Light! I hope I can make up everything I've done to you kind folks!

[Des]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

You can start making it up to us with a proper introduction.

[Miracle Hope]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

You can start making it up to us with a proper introduction.

Of course. I go to Second Baptist Church in Kentucky. My favorite Bible verse is John 7:24. And I just got Saved.

[Basilissa]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

I have made many users on this forum.

Is English your second language, honey? Because you just clumsily said that many of the users of this forum are your children.

But now I have seen The Light! I hope I can make up everything I've done to you kind folks!

Whatever that means, thank you (? I guess), and a cautious welcome.

So, what is your favorite Bible verse, dear?

[Miracle Hope]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

Is English your second language, honey? Because you just clumsily said that many of the users of this forum are your children.

Whatever that means, thank you (? I guess), and a cautious welcome.

So, what is your favorite Bible verse, dear?

No I meant fake accounts and things. And my favorite Bible verse is John 7:24.

[Basilissa]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

No I meant fake accounts and things. And my favorite Bible verse is John 7:24.

Repentance is the first step towards Salvation™ (2 Chronicles 7:14).

Praise !

[Morgana]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

Is English your second language, honey? Because you just clumsily said that many of the users of this forum are your children.

The poster says he/she is from Kentucky so yes English is his/her second language. You will need a Hillbilly Thesaurus to understand that language.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

... And I just got Saved.

<Ahem>

that phrase is taken.

YIC

Just Got Saved

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

But now I have seen The Light!

All this is so nice to hear. Now tell me, how you came to find Jesus after your years in sin and lousy behaviour on this Holy Forum.

[Miracle Hope]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

All this is so nice to hear. Now tell me, how you came to find Jesus after your years in sin and lousy behaviour on this Holy Forum.

Well I was just Saved a week ago, but my life in sin wasnt as bad as it could have been. At least I was a virgin!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

Well I was just Saved a week ago, but my life in sin wasnt as bad as it could have been. At least I was a virgin!

So, you are not a virgin anymore. I assume that you did not find a good christian man in a week, so you have found yourself husband another way. Did he already pay 50 shekels to your father? Deuteronomy 22:29
When is the wedding?

[Miracle Hope]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

So, you are not a virgin anymore. I assume that you did not find a good christian man in a week, so you have found yourself husband another way. Did he already pay 50 shekels to your father? Deuteronomy 22:29
When is the wedding?

I am married but not of rape. My husband married me after a week of getting to know me, then we got married. I'm still a virgin.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

I am married but not of rape. My husband married me after a week of getting to know me, then we got married. I'm still a virgin.

So, what is wrong with You? Or is your husband homer? And why did you say that you were a virgin? Are you not sure? Have you done something that makes it questionable?

[Basilissa]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

So, what is wrong with You? Or is your husband homer? And why did you say that you were a virgin? Are you not sure? Have you done something that makes it questionable?

Maybe her husband is one of these asexual freaks of nature?

Poor thing. That means that her husband is knowingly sending her to Hell (1 Timothy 2:15).

[Miracle Hope]

Re: Finally Saved!!!

So, what is wrong with You? Or is your husband homer? And why did you say that you were a virgin? Are you not sure? Have you done something that makes it questionable?

I was saying that I was a virgin then and I still am now. My husband is not homer. I've done nothing sexual with anyone.