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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #31
    Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

    Originally posted by Idiocy Incarnate View Post
    Why so so so much focus of homosexuality?
    Of course we focus on your gaysexuality, friend. All gaysexuals end up in hell, unless they repent and become Christians. Jesus send you on this Godly forum for a reason. You need to leave your life in sin behind, if you want to be saved.

    GLORY!

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22373

      #32
      Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

      Originally posted by Idiocy Incarnate View Post
      Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.
      Apparently you failed to notice Obama is now our president. America insulted God by voting for Obama and America is punished for that in many ways.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Idiocy Incarnate
        Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
        • May 2014
        • 15

        #33
        Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

        All I really wanted to say was:

        To the forum member who wrote something like "and the French have never even thanked us for saving them from the Japs"...

        Well, frankly, that was, to me, the funniest thing I think I have ever read on net!!!

        Seriously, kudos!

        I am going to steal that line for use with my Euro colleagues. I work with Brit, French and German partners and cross the pond often. I will definitely be able to force the lager and rosé out their nostrils with well-timed use of that line.

        Thanks

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        • Idiocy Incarnate
          Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
          • May 2014
          • 15

          #34
          Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

          While you Iowans are gnawing on squirrel this evening, we're plowing through elk steaks and buffalo burgers out here in Idaho.

          Thank you Friend Jesus.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

            Originally posted by Idiocy Incarnate View Post
            While you Iowans are gnawing on squirrel this evening, we're plowing through elk steaks and buffalo burgers out here in Idaho.

            Thank you Friend Jesus.
            Squirrel?????



            You better re-read Leviticus 11, friend.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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