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I want to be saved. What should I do?
I want to be saved. What should I do?
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This is called the INTRODUCTIONS section, not the "ask whiney questions" section.Originally posted by mawesome View Post
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Convert
Two big questionsOriginally posted by mawesome View Post
1. Are you a troll. (Not saying you are, just we get a lot of trolls here)
2. Have you read the bible? What version? How many times?
Whilst I am not yet a true Christian (see the writing under my name) I would love to help you as much as I can.Atheists!
Make the right choice!
or 
It should be obvious.
Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!
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I am not asking whiney questions to any of you. I am saying that I want to accept Jesus as my Savior, and what I should do.
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Read the Bible, and stop asking whiney questions.Originally posted by mawesome View Post
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Sweetie, you seem to have the IQ level of the illiterate mongrels I'm trying to convert down here. The only correct answer to your question is,Originally posted by mawesome View PostI am not asking whiney questions to any of you. I am saying that I want to accept Jesus as my Savior, and what I should do.
READ THE KJV BIBLE!
And please no excuses like "no hablo inglés" or "no sé leer," please!God created fossils to test our faith.
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The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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Proverbs 12:1Originally posted by mawesome View PostI am not asking whiney questions to any of you. I am saying that I want to accept Jesus as my Savior, and what I should do.
Read the instructions of The introduction forum
Thank you.PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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Like others before me have said, read theOriginally posted by Basilissa View Post
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"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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As my most beautiful and kind Sister Stark has admonished, you must read the Holy Bible, the Word of God, His love letter to us below. In its pages, you will find God's mighty and wondrous plan of Salvation(R), a gift that was meant for even the weak and whiney.
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