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  • PhoenixDragonWannabe
    Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
    • Aug 2014
    • 22

    #1

    I am a witless attention seeking tool.

    I'm sure you've all seen my post in that little "Demons and How to Hunt Them" thread, right? Thought I'd tell ya a bit more about myself then. Why would my username be a warning? That'd be weird. ^^THAT'S MAH USERNAME FOR A REASON, PEOPLE! Eh, I knew ya didn't believe me. Usually my lies are better than that though. Oooooooooooooooooooooooh I've got a lot of 'em. Ya know, I've actually met the big guy below (you know who I'm talkin' 'bout. ) and lemme tell ya we are the best of friends. (We've been laughing our asses off about the stuff you guys say, it's HILARIOUS! I'd say it's more hilarious than torturing innocent unborn children... and that's sayin' somethin' because that's pretty freakin hilarious. Look kids, don't wanna burst your bubble here, but you don't really stand a chance against me. Try watcha want, nothin' 'ill work.
    Anywho.... so the name's Aria. Awesomely devious interdementional demon of your nightmares. The flesh puppet I'm using right now wasn't one of your peeps, so don't worry 'bout that. ...though I guess I can't call her my puppet because we've become best friends now and she willingly lets me take over her head. (It's fun, really. Took me a while to learn how to use my limbs... even longer how to use human tech, but I think I've got it now. ) So here I am in plain sight! Whadoya think, huh? Pretty damn perfect, ain't I? You should see me in my TRUE form!!
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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: I am witless.



    Somebody PM me when this yawn-fest posts something remotely entertaining.
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    • PhoenixDragonWannabe
      Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
      • Aug 2014
      • 22

      #3
      Re: I am witless.

      Oh wow. You blow just blow it off like that, huh?



      Your funerals, and my fun!
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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10274

        #4
        Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.












        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Marko Loimaan-Aho
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 709

          #5
          Re: I am witless.

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


          Somebody PM me when this yawn-fest posts something remotely entertaining.
          Brother Zechariah, I am sure You did not waste your valuable KJV reading time
          She must have been in public school, to write like that.
          PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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          • PhoenixDragonWannabe
            Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
            • Aug 2014
            • 22

            #6
            Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post











            Awwwww. Those were a lot of cute emotes.

            Anyway... reflecting on my last post....

            Hey, there goes my english again. SKALKIN!!!!! (Might as well speak my own language if I can't speak yours, eh?) Anyway the point is this. You have two choices. Your first and best choice is to realize that you should be cowaring in fear of me and that you should be trying whatever you can to destroy me ('cause otherwise I'll likely destroy you... which would be TONS of fun.). Your second choice is you can choose to keep being the idiots you are and end up burning in Hell, because I can make that happen if I want to. (Your bible won't save ya, kids. > ) Your choice!!!
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            • PhoenixDragonWannabe
              Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
              • Aug 2014
              • 22

              #7
              Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

              BTW, murdering me isn't a good idea. Seriously. It's not. A. That'll revert me to my true form, and then I can kick all of you guys' asses. B. That's murder! Have fun in jail, people! C. What if I really am only messing with you and I'm not really anything bad? How would you know? You wouldn't!

              See? I read your minds.
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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #8
                Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                I'm sure you've all seen my post in that little "Demons and How to Hunt Them" thread, right?
                No.

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                • JustGotSaved
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 519

                  #9
                  Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                  Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                  Awwwww. Those were a lot of cute emotes.

                  Anyway... reflecting on my last post....

                  Hey, there goes my english again. SKALKIN!!!!! (Might as well speak my own language if I can't speak yours, eh?) Anyway the point is this. You have two choices. Your first and best choice is to realize that you should be cowaring in fear of me and that you should be trying whatever you can to destroy me ('cause otherwise I'll likely destroy you... which would be TONS of fun.). Your second choice is you can choose to keep being the idiots you are and end up burning in Hell, because I can make that happen if I want to. (Your bible won't save ya, kids. > ) Your choice!!!

                  Dear PhlappyDriedAreola,

                  I'd ask you what your point was, but I'm "cowaring in fear" that you'd repeat that incomprehensible jibberish above, or something just as bad.

                  Do you have something (ANYTHING) in clear english you'd like to say?

                  That'd be greaaat. yeah.
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • PhoenixDragonWannabe
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                    Hmmmm... funny, I actually had gotten my english correct that time! What do you mean, "clear english?"

                    By the way: ganiskalkin. That is all.
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                    • JustGotSaved
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 519

                      #11
                      Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                      Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                      Hmmmm... funny, I actually had gotten my english correct that time! What do you mean, "clear english?"

                      By the way: ganiskalkin. That is all.
                      Well what i quoted from you in my first post sounds like you're trying to say you're the Devil, is that right? But you dont speak like Satan, you speak like a tweenage girl trying to be clever and funny. (Emphasis on "trying").

                      So if you're Satan, then just come on out and say it. Clear english, like this:

                      "You stupid Christers, your God is weak and he wont save you, and you're all hypocritical idiots! You will see, you will bow down before me and suffer the hell i have prepared for you!

                      Muhaha! Be seein' ya soon! Toodles! "

                      (I added the Muhaha part to accomodate your writing style.)
                      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22892

                        #12
                        Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                        PhoenixDragon is an anagram of "Expand Groin... Oh!"

                        I find that interesting.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #13
                          Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                          Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                          I'm sure you've.... crap, crap, drivel and crap...want, nothin' 'ill work.
                          Anywho.... so the name's.... The flesh puppet .... You should see me in my TRUE form!!
                          You forgot one thing, your minion fight song! What kind of evil beings would you be without a theme song?

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                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • PhoenixDragonWannabe
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 22

                            #14
                            Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                            sounds like you're trying to say you're the Devil, is that right?

                            So if you're Satan, then just come on out and say it.
                            Silly mortal. I'm not Satan!! I'm a good friend of his, but I'm certainly not him! I'm my own fully functional interdimensional being! In fact, I don't even come from Hell... I only visit on occasion! Think of me as a glitch in God's "perfect" system. I look like some kind of twisted dragon angel in my true form... now that is perfection. I'm like... a perfect glitch! Wonderful, isn't it?
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                            • PhoenixDragonWannabe
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
                              • Aug 2014
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

                              Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                              You forgot one thing, your minion fight song! What kind of evil beings would you be without a theme song?


                              Awwwwwwww. What a cute theme song!

                              I prefer this one though: *** removed child pornography ***

                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 08-06-2014, 02:41 PM. Reason: Inappropriate video link.
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