Repent

[nDrew777]

I speak to all sinners.

REPENT, OR BURN IN HELL !!!!!!
Stop sinning !!!!
Bow to your knees, accept Jesus, or you'll rot in burning Hell forever and ever !!!!!

Praise God, praise Jesus !!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Repent

GLORY HALLELUJAH!

HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST!

JESUS CHRIST IS KING OF KINGS
AND LORD OF LORDS!

THOSE WHO DO NOT REPENT WILL BE STRUCK DOWN IN THEIR PRIDE AND ARROGANCE
NOW AND FOR ETERNITY!

PRAISE GOD!!!

[nDrew777]

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Aaahm... Can I ask something my dear brothers and sisters?

Can I get "True Christian" title?

I repented all of my sins, I pay tithe, I know the godly King James Bible,
I bless godly America and godly LBC.

and ...

I LOVE JESUS !!!!!
PRAISE GOD, forever and ever.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Can I get "True Christian" title?

No.

Once you have proven yourself to Jesus you can become a True Christian(tm). Studying your Bible 24/7 and praising Jesus by posting a lot of relevant scripture will, given patience time and prayer, increase your chances of pleasuring our Lord and Saviour. Tithing a lot of money to our Pastors also helps as they are extra close to Jesus.

[VictoryOS]

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Aaahm... Can I ask something my dear brothers and sisters?

Can I get "True Christian" title?

I repented all of my sins, I pay tithe, I know the godly King James Bible,
I bless godly America and godly LBC.

and ...

I LOVE JESUS !!!!!
PRAISE GOD, forever and ever.

Do you remember where you sent the check? I just got off the phone with Miss Cookie and she has no record of your tithing in the office.

[nDrew777]

Re: Repent

No.

Once you have proven yourself to Jesus you can become a True Christian™. Studying your Bible 24/7 and praising Jesus by posting a lot of relevant scripture will, given patience time and prayer, increase your chances of pleasuring our Lord and Saviour. Tithing a lot of money to our Pastors also helps as they are extra close to Jesus.

I study the Bible 24/7, you can test me brother, if you want

HALLELUJAH, GLORY TO GOD, Praise Jesus !!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Repent

You're too eager. Practice some patience!

Romans 12:12 - King James Version (KJV)

Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;

Romans 8:25 - King James Version (KJV)

But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.

Galatians 6:9 - King James Version (KJV)

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

[Didymus Much]

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...your chances of pleasuring our Lord and Saviour...

You did mean "pleasing", because connotations?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Ephesians 1:5 - King James Version (KJV)

Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

[Faith_Machine]

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I always have to laugh when I see you folks who are young in your faith clamoring for that True Christian™ title. All you can think about is the glory and privilege.

Trust me friend, you have no idea how much responsibility a True Christian™ bears, and how much work it is.

Why, sometimes I even get nostalgic for the old days, when I had the luxury of just laying around all day, wallowing in my sin, and not saving souls. Enjoy that slack while you can, buddy, because a True Christian™ is never off duty!

[nDrew777]

Re: Repent

Last night, I had a dream.
God told me, that I am True Christian now, and he told, that I ask this title from you.

So please, give me True Christian title, I fulfilled every requirement to became true Christian.

Give me this title, this is God's will.

I'm sure that you are obedient, true Christians, who always do what God wants, you are always obedient.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend, not all dreams are Godly dreams:

[Jude 1:7-8 KJV] 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. 8 Likewise also these [filthy] dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

God, Who commands us to do all things decently and in order (1 Corinthians 14:40), would never gainsay Himself in a dream.

[Jedediah]

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Enjoy that slack while you can, buddy, because a True Christian™ is never off duty!

Not to mention the void it leaves in your life. Ever since I became a True Christian™, there is frankly no loftier goal left to aspire to. Fortunately, Jesus is there to fill that hole, but taking on that exalted mantle before one's spirit is prepared to receive Him could precipitate quite the existential crisis. We don't want you to pull a Robin Williams. It's for your own good.

[Basilissa]

Re: Repent

Last night, I had a dream.
God told me, that I am True Christian now, and he told, that I ask this title from you.

So please, give me True Christian title, I fulfilled every requirement to became true Christian.

Give me this title, this is God's will.

I'm sure that you are obedient, true Christians, who always do what God wants, you are always obedient.

Sweetie, haven't I told you in another thread you were whining, that the DoF is busy reviewing thousands of applications? As an ex-commie you should remember the long lines to the meat store "because they brought some meat." Whining couldn't miraculously get you to the front of the line. Waiting patiently did. (Of course, women with small children [and I think the elderly] were allowed to go to the front of the line, which in practice meant that there were two lines, one for women with children [and the elderly] and the other for everyone else).

(If you are too young to remember such stuff, ask your parents).

[Attila's Wife]

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Whining couldn't miraculously get you to the front of the line. Waiting patiently did.

Though by that time, they had usually run out of meat. Fortunately this is not the case with God. God will still be there, however long you have to wait.

Psalm 100:5
For the Lord is good; his mercy is everlasting; And his truth endureth to all generations.