Hello Nonsinners

[The Best Korea]

Hi everyone, I decided to introduce myself with my first post. I am a non-practicing Satanist and due to my interest in Christian writing, wanted to become more educated with verses and scriptures.

Don't let my religion fool you I am an overall nice guy and will gladly talk to anyone on here. Toodles.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Nonsinners

Hi everyone, I decided to introduce myself with my first post. I am a non-practicing Satanist and due to my interest in Christian writing, wanted to become more educated with verses and scriptures.

Don't let my religion fool you I am an overall nice guy and will gladly talk to anyone on here. Toodles.

It's simple, really: get a KJV Bible and start at Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21. I can't believe that I have to tell this to people 20 and 30 times a day.

You're welcome.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Nonsinners

Hi everyone, I decided to introduce myself with my first post. I am a non-practicing Satanist and due to my interest in Christian writing, wanted to become more educated with verses and scriptures.

Don't let my religion fool you I am an overall nice guy and will gladly talk to anyone on here. Toodles.

All men fall short of perfection. All men have sinned. We are simply forgiven. You are not.

You will have to go to Hell.

[The Best Korea]

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All men fall short of perfection. All men have sinned. We are simply forgiven. You are not.

You will have to go to Hell.

Hopefully it's as warm as the brochures tell me.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hopefully it's as warm as the brochures tell me.

Hello The Best Korea.

I made a thread with an experiment you should try this if you are an adult I am sorry I do not know how to make links.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=100458

Thank you.

Rusty

[The Best Korea]

Re: Hello Nonsinners

Hello The Best Korea.

I made a thread with an experiment you should try this if you are an adult I am sorry I do not know how to make links.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=100458

Thank you.

Rusty

Las Vegas residents don't need to do this, I just had to step outside for the same effects.

I it can survive sin city anything is possible.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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So, how far along in your Bible reading are you? That was your original goal.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Las Vegas residents don't need to do this, I just had to step outside for the same effects.

I it can survive sin city anything is possible.

Hello The Best Korea.

Walking around Las Vegas was not part of the experiment maybe you should read the experiment again.

Thank you.

Rusty

[The Best Korea]

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So, how far along in your Bible reading are you? That was your original goal.

I bought myself a copy of Psalms/Proverbs and am currently at Matthew 5.

[Basilissa]

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I bought myself a copy of Psalms/Proverbs and am currently at Matthew 5.

There is no "Matthew" chapter within neither Psalms nor Proverbs.

Which makes you a liar.

doesn't like liars:

Proverbs 19:9 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You're on your way to Hell, liar!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello Nonsinners

Hi everyone, I decided to introduce myself with my first post. I am a non-practicing Satanist and due to my interest in Christian writing, wanted to become more educated with verses and scriptures.

Don't let my religion fool you I am an overall nice guy and will gladly talk to anyone on here. Toodles.

Don't get too excited about hell, zipperhead. There will be plenty of anal sex there, but not the kind you like.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I can't believe that I have to tell this to people 20 and 30 times a day.

And yet, you do so with the love of Jesus in every word, my dear Brother in Christ! What a shining example you are to the world of the patience, love, and redemptive power that is ours through the study of His Word and the circumcision of the heart.

Surely Glory holds many crowns for you to throw at Jesus feet on that wondrous day when we first behold Him face to face, where we shall sing His praises for ten thousand times ten thousand years and will have only just begun to sing love's sweet story! Hallelujah!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello Nonsinners

Hi everyone, I decided to introduce myself with my first post. I am a non-practicing Satanist and due to my interest in Christian writing, wanted to become more educated with verses and scriptures.

Don't let my religion fool you I am an overall nice guy and will gladly talk to anyone on here. Toodles.

Welcome to our Loving and Friendly Forums

When you say you are a non-practicing satanist (I refuse to capitalize his despicable name), aren't you actually saying you are not a satanist? I might be a pianist, but if I haven't tickled the keys in some time, I can hardly be called a pianist. I might even lose some of my abilities to play.

Therefore, let's just call you a sinner doomed for all eternity to the pit that burns with everlasting fire, where you will weep and wail and gnash your teeth on the devil's genitals while True Christians(TM) watch from the air conditioned gallery as we sip the water that flows from the Throne of God (Revelation 22:1-2) We'd love to have you join us at our table, dear! How?

Renounce your ties to the evil one and recognize that you are just a heartbeat away from eternity. Fall on your knees and cry out to the true living GOD that you are a sinner in need of cleansing. Since you have played with demonic power by worshipping satan, that impotent old beast whose game is already lost, you should immediately seek the assistance of an exorcist. I recommend our powerful Exorcism Team here at Landover (their prices are so reasonable, I could have all my demons exorcised and still afford that lovely scarf I saw at Macy's!).

Our sincere desire is that you come to the knowledge of the Savior's love for you. Jesus won't make you get a bad haircut like certain Korean dictators will. Isn't that wonderful? Salvation(R) and a choice of coiffure. Bless the Lord, He is such a precious Savior!

Kneeling in prayer before the throne of grace,
NRL

[The Best Korea]

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Satanists don't worship the devil. Well, some do, but this is why I sad "non-practicing." I only follow the philosophy, as I also follow the philosophy of Christianity. There are good teachings on both sides of the coin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Satanists don't worship the devil. Well, some do, but this is why I sad "non-practicing." I only follow the philosophy, as I also follow the philosophy of Christianity. There are good teachings on both sides of the coin.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!


Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen