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    Hello True Christians

    Hello,

    My name is Michael, I grew up in a Baptist family where I was taught from a young age that Jesus is Lord and that I must always follow him (even if it meant having to leave my family for Jesus).

    To this very day, I hold Jesus very dear to me because I know that, without him, I am nothing at all.

    I attend Westboro Baptist Church where my Pastor is Fred Phelps who speaks the true Word of God without compromise.

    My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 96:13 "Before the LORD: for he cometh, for he cometh to judge the earth: he shall judge the world with righteousness, and the people with his truth." because no one can escape God's judgment for He is righteous and judges all mankind with truth.

    I have a full hatred of all sin. Including homosexuality, divorce and remarriage

    My favorite actor is Kirk Cameron and I really enjoyed "Fireproof".

    I certainly hope to get to know you True Christians and hope you share the same flame for Jesus as we do at Westboro Baptist Church.
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    Re: Hello True Christians

    Welcome to God's favorite forum!

    Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
    I attend Westboro Baptist Church where my Pastor is Fred Phelps who speaks the true Word of God without compromise.
    Fred Phelps died in March. He is now burning in Hell for being too liberal.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Hello True Christians

      Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
      I have a full hatred of all sin. Including homosexuality, divorce and remarriage
      What are you feelings about women speaking up in church?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello True Christians

        Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
        ...I attend Westboro Baptist Church where my Pastor is Fred Phelps who speaks the true Word of God without compromise.

        My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 96:13 "Before the LORD: for he cometh, for he cometh to judge the earth: he shall judge the world with righteousness, and the people with his truth." because no one can escape God's judgment for He is righteous and judges all mankind with truth...
        Hello



        Nice things in your post... Jesus, healthy attitudes towards sodomy, etc.

        But what ARE you doing at WBC at the moment? The ultra-liberal Phelps DIED on March 19, 2014. What is this, necromancy, new kind of liberalism, cat lick exorcism?

        Ezekiel 34:16
        I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment.


        I am baffled. Please, read the Ezekiel verse. Be warned!


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
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        • #5
          Re: Hello True Christians

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          What are you feelings about women speaking up in church?
          I believe women should remain silent.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello True Christians

            Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
            I believe women should remain silent.
            Read up on you beloved church, dear. Then come back and tell us the truth. What church did your parents raise you in? What Bible verse convicts you such that you would rather suffer in Hell for all eternity than embrace the sweet bosom of Jesus?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello True Christians

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Hello



              Nice things in your post... Jesus, healthy attitudes towards sodomy, etc.

              But what ARE you doing at WBC at the moment? The ultra-liberal Phelps DIED on March 19, 2014. What is this, necromancy, new kind of liberalism, cat lick exorcism?

              Ezekiel 34:16
              I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment.


              I am baffled. Please, read the Ezekiel verse. Be warned!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Last time we had a proper pastor was when Pastor Phelps was actually teaching the true word of God. Our current Pastor is as bad as Pastor Phelps before he died.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello True Christians

                Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
                I believe women should remain silent.
                "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law." -1 Corinthians 14:34 KJV

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello True Christians

                  Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
                  Last time we had a proper pastor was when Pastor Phelps was actually teaching the true word of God. Our current Pastor is as bad as Pastor Phelps before he died.


                  I translate.
                  Phelps was a proper pastor.
                  He died. Now you know that.
                  You have a new pastor. He is bad.
                  Phelps was also bad before he died.
                  Phelps was proper before he died. He was bad before he died.


                  Did not make sense.

                  The BIBLE does, though!

                  1 Timothy 6:5
                  Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


                  Yes, much better, much more interesting. Better advice. I think I'd better follow it and withdraw.


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello True Christians

                    Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
                    Last time we had a proper pastor was when Pastor Phelps was actually teaching the true word of God. Our current Pastor is as bad as Pastor Phelps before he died.
                    Originally posted by Michael Hamilton View Post
                    "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law." -1 Corinthians 14:34 KJV
                    ...and yet you still attend a church where a woman has the audacity to call herself a "pastor."

                    Why haven't you looked for a read God-fearing church yet?
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello True Christians

                      Michael,

                      Welcome to our friendly, loving forums.

                      I am afraid that I must echo the questions already asked of you, but please do not think I am being unkind. (Are you married?)

                      If you believed that Phelps was a bad pastor, why would you continue to attend this church? It makes me wonder if you are somehow making this up in an attempt to defraud the kind, pious members of Landover Baptist Church, which is God's favorite place of worship. Do not fear! There is still time to save your deceitful soul from burning next to Fred Phelps in the pit that burns with everlasting fire.
                      The sins of your past do not have to be the sins of your future. Simply fall on your knees and beg for Jesus to forgive you. If you are sincere, He will cleanse your dirty, filthy, stinking soul, and make you as white as snow. We would love to hear about your acceptance of Jesus as Savior once you are ready to tell us your real story.

                      Lovingly,
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