hello

[Salad Time]

I know you all. You are my neighbors,my in-laws, the people of my youth.
I was raised in the Old testament ways by Godly people,but I became lost in the world of sin .I am truly home.
If you would help me find my way back to JESUS I would humble myself before the almighty and confess and repent my sins. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. I need to come into the fold of the ritigious.i am an unclean vessel . Please let me come home!
Yours in the LORD

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: hello

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! We're happy to help lost souls find their way into the bosom of the Lord!

Tell us where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, how you like to crush the work of Satan in today's dark and evil world!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: hello

I know you all. You are my neighbors,my in-laws, the people of my youth.
I was raised in the Old testament ways by Godly people,but I became lost in the world of sin .I am truly home.
If you would help me find my way back to JESUS I would humble myself before the almighty and confess and repent my sins. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. I need to come into the fold of the ritigious.i am an unclean vessel . Please let me come home!
Yours in the LORD

Hello, hope to know you too! How was it you were lost and what brought you back to JESUS?! Perhaps a powerful verse (any favorites?) shook you and made you repent your sins!!



Old ways, you say? Here's a verse about the old ways we should fear, obey and follow!

Isaiah 46:9
Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

PS. Intriguing username. The Saladin Tithe! Does this mean that you are prepared to on a crusade against the terrible perils that face our world? Against apostasy, against vile evil lootin', against the oppression of Anglo-Saxon meat-eating straight men, against sodomy!?

[Basilissa]

Re: hello

I know you all. You are my neighbors,my in-laws, the people of my youth.
I was raised in the Old testament ways by Godly people,but I became lost in the world of sin .I am truly home.
If you would help me find my way back to JESUS I would humble myself before the almighty and confess and repent my sins. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. I need to come into the fold of the ritigious.i am an unclean vessel . Please let me come home!
Yours in the LORD

Hi sweetie!

Would you be so kind to post a proper introduction?

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Thank you!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I know you all. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. Yours in the LORD

Dearest Salad,

I beg to differ. You do not know me. I would very much appreciate it if you would not use my name in vain.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forums - the friendliest place on the Interwebs. You will be added to my prayer list, since God would have us pray for all. Perhaps you can tell us more about yourself and the multitude of sins you have committed. And that name of yours: were you hoping to utilize Spanish for "Room of Understanding?" If so, you've misspelled, which is a sin against God when it is committed in His forums.

With warmth,
NRL

[Basilissa]

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Dearest Salad,

I beg to differ. You do not know me. I would very much appreciate it if you would not use my name in vain.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forums - the friendliest place on the Interwebs. You will be added to my prayer list, since God would have us pray for all. Perhaps you can tell us more about yourself and the multitude of sins you have committed. And that name of yours: were you hoping to utilize Spanish for "Room of Understanding?" If so, you've misspelled, which is a sin against God when it is committed in His forums.

With warmth,
NRL

I'm afraid that our dear Salad no entiende, Sister Naomi!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I know you all. You are my neighbors,my in-laws, the people of my youth.
I was raised in the Old testament ways by Godly people,but I became lost in the world of sin .I am truly home.
If you would help me find my way back to JESUS I would humble myself before the almighty and confess and repent my sins. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. I need to come into the fold of the ritigious.i am an unclean vessel . Please let me come home!
Yours in the LORD

Dear Salad;

Please take the time to introduce yourself properly. What is your name, age and location? How many sons have you produced for your husband? What Church does your husband take you to?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Faith_Machine]

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I know you all. You are my neighbors,my in-laws, the people of my youth.
I was raised in the Old testament ways by Godly people,but I became lost in the world of sin .I am truly home.
If you would help me find my way back to JESUS I would humble myself before the almighty and confess and repent my sins. I am a little lost lamb among wolves. I need to come into the fold of the ritigious.i am an unclean vessel . Please let me come home!
Yours in the LORD

You appear to be having a psychotic episode, friend. I am neither your in-law, nor your neighbor, nor somebody you knew in your youth.

Pray tell, how long have demons been whispering nonsense in your ear? And are you ready to confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and have your demons cast out?