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I received this Christmas card last year from my Dead homer ex husbandAttached Files -
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ANYTHING featuring that pervert Santa Claus should be taken out and burned at a Christmas bonfire while we drink hot chocolate and sing hymns!
Santa is a graven image, and he did NOT die for your sins!sigpic
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Christ Jesus, save us from the people who will stop at nothing to camouflage their purposes! Our neighbors in the double-wide three lots down from us keep this demon in their home (and lurking about outdoors). I got this picture with my camera phone when I dropped off a FedEx package that was left at the guard shack to their home yesterday. I guess they thought this little decoration was cute, but the truth is obvious.
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Unfortunately, some people believe he did. Did you know in Japan, they actually have Crucified Clauses in store windows during Christmastime?Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
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that crucified Santa is a disgusting mockery of the true Christ our savior!!!
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Aaaarrrrggghhh! Glowing eyes! Where did they put the batteries?Originally posted by Emil Sledge View PostChrist Jesus, save us from the people who will stop at nothing to camouflage their purposes! Our neighbors in the double-wide three lots down from us keep this demon in their home (and lurking about outdoors). I got this picture with my camera phone when I dropped off a FedEx package that was left at the guard shack to their home yesterday. I guess they thought this little decoration was cute, but the truth is obvious.
I found out today that I don't need a FOID card to buy a nice compound bow.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Being a Newb I hadn't thought of that!
I suppose a Christmas tree is idolatry!?!
If so, will I burn for the past 14 years of Christmas trees we've had?
Tell me what to do, pleeeese.
Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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If/When you are saved, Jesus will forgive your sins. All is in the past. However, I don't think this works if you go on a rampage now simply to take advantage of this wonderful offer.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Friends, I found this wonderful guide to Christmas decorating.
Enjoy!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Noted brother. Thank you. Humility is a blessing I hope to be blessed with. Thanks again.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostLamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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Thanks for posting that. I'll add some of those tips to my festive display this year.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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That is DISGUSTING! How dare they make such a mockery of our devout faith with these horrid decorations? They shall eternally perish for their acts of EVIL!!!Comment
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Originally posted by mudkip View Post
You're really not very good at trolling, are you? How stupid do you think we are, son?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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"Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists.Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostHow stupid do you think we are, son?
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"a lot of mass murderers were atheists, and all atheists, having no morality to guide them, are only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree. There have no exactly zero cases on Christian mass murderers throughout all of history."
"Friedrich Nietzsche went crazy and was an atheist, therefore atheism drove him insane (although there is an ongoing debate on the matter...)"
"Sigmund Freud said religious belief was unhealthy, but many doctors think Freud is wrong, therefore atheism is evil."
"Notable atheists have converted to Christianity. The reverse never happens."
"atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God."
"atheists make up a small percentage of the world population, therefore it is wrong."
"Wikipedia is run by SATAN!"
"Are you lashing out with excess emotions and needless swear words because the demons inside of you want to keep you from receiving Jesus."
"God's favorite language (American!)"
All from one thread.
Well, that about sums it up...Comment
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