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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #16
    Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

    Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
    Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.
    Odd, I saw a movie by the same title.

    In the movie I saw, the "worried groom" MARRIES the dead woman, goes to Hell with her, eventually ditching her for the live woman as the dead woman and her friends conspire to MURDER and DISMEMBER the dead woman's betrothed.

    Indeed, it is a sick tale of walking dead, murder, bigamy, and revenge. SICK, SICK, SICK!

    Perhaps you need to give up the drugs, nuke-u-lar, and open your eyes to the filth and depravity on your TV screen. Perhaps then you can avert your gaze and turn it upon something holy!

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #17
      Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
      >>>And he's not gay. He's married to Dita Von Teese.<<<<
      Ha, ha, ha, ha.

      He can't be gay because he's married...
      Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

      And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #18
        Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        We are not interested in the biographical details of some homer goth. The important thing is that the Jews in Hollywood work 24/7 to destroy Christianity. I notice you didn't even attempt to deny that part.
        Uh...Hollywood makes christian movies too. I don't really care though, I don't like Hollywood much either. But they make some good movies. The Passion of the Christ was made there. But that movie sucked. And for the last time! Manson's not gay.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #19
          Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Yes, but by that point most of the stupid children watching will have dozed off. Timothy Burton deliberately stuck that ending on so that he could pass it off as something other than pure filth, while knowing full well that the only message children will take from it is that it is "cool" to dress up like demons, violate corpses and blow cats up.
          Funny, the little five year olds that sat and watched it with me never fell asleep during it. A matter of fact, they aren't dressing like 'demos' either. You're just jumping to idiotic conclusions.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #20
            Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.
            Ted Faggard got married. Maybe his wife didn't mind that he's "a bit bisexual" either? Jesus minds!

            1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind . . .

            Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error, which was meat.


            And this Dita von Tease is clearly a Lezbean. Why else would she marry this?



            Deuteronomy 22:5, the woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
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              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

              And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.
              Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.

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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #22
                Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.
                Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #23
                  Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                  Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                  Ted Faggard got married. Maybe his wife didn't mind that he's "a bit bisexual" either? Jesus minds!

                  1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind . . .

                  Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error, which was meat.


                  And this Dita von Tease is clearly a Lezbean. Why else would she marry this?



                  Deuteronomy 22:5, the woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                  Uh...If Dita were a lesbian, she'd probably marry a woman. Hence the term homosexual: meaning the same gender. And Manson is extremely outspoken. If he were gay, he'd just come out with it. Not like you closet cases.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #24
                    Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
                    I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.

                    The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #25
                      Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                      Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
                      Brother Eno, I have never done drugs, I know it surprises you that not all of today's youth use drugs, but please don't assume I use drugs.

                      Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.
                      What? Are you quite sure that you aren't on drugs NL? A dead woman falling in love with someone... He helps a dead woman find her husband...?
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #26
                        Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

                        And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.
                        Dita is screwing everthing in her path, that is what whores like her do.

                        "Neither am I, with a size like that". Pardon? What is your size? Size of what?

                        Don't bother answering that. And she wouldn't be married to him if he was gay? Really, how naive you are.

                        You have no idea what gay guys can and cannot do (don't you think that they can't fantasize too?).

                        You assumption that a whore like Dita is necessarily going to have relations with the man she marries at all (these things are often done for convenience or financial reasons) let alone only him is, once again, absurdly naive.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • Enobarbus
                          Professor of English Landover University
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3496

                          #27
                          Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.
                          What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • neko-lear
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 51

                            #28
                            Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                            Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot. if you care to see the original tale it can be found here, http://www.corpsebridefansite.com/the-folktale.asp granted it's a fansite so it is biased in favor of the movie, but this is the correct tale.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                              Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
                              Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot.
                              IT REEKS WITH SIN! I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS' NAME!
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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #30
                                Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.
                                Homer is an idiom derived from homosexual, not bisexual.

                                The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.
                                Oh, his 'marbles' are ANYTHING but tiny. And like I said, it's worth it. I'd rather spend an eternity with Manson in Hell, than in heaven-- listening to you go on and on about how much you hate gays.
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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