[JessicaLovesGod!]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I'm sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he's funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don't be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there's nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig -- whatever he's in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).

You always have the best tips Sister Daisy! I hope that one day I might be a great wife, and with these tips they will surely help me in my quest to be the best wife and mother that I can be!

[Angelie]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I'm sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he's funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don't be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there's nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig -- whatever he's in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).

I appreciate these tips! I have great need for tips such as this, seeing as I am getting married pretty soon. Hopefully using these tips and any other tips I can get I'll be the best wife I can be!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Men do not like to see us eat, unless (ironically) it is an ice cream cone.

(Thanks. 3,000 calories)

Maybe they are nervous about providing for us? Maybe they see a big, healthy appetite as being a "man thing"?

For whatever the reason, justified or not...only eat simple salads when you are with him. (On special occassions, after you are sure he trusts you, you might order a little grilled chicken chopped-up on top.) This means you will probably have to eat a sandwich before each time you meet him, but it's very important that he thinks you are delicate, and cheap to take care of. The plus for YOU is he will invite you out on more dates if he's only having to order you an appetizer-sized salad!

After the wedding, of course, you can gain 60 pounds. But when "catching" your man, go easy on the eating, at first.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I can tolerate the 60 pounds, as long as it is always 'baby weight'.
My missus gained that 60 (went from 85 to 145) at age 19 and has held steady ever since, producing a new offspring on average, every ten months. She knows however, once she is no longer producing babies for Jesus, I expect that weight off and darn quickly. I do not want her to have to enter the Church and walk along the wall side with the other rotund women. She knows this and does does not want me to be uncomfortable.
It is important for a woman to keep a focus on what is important to her, that is her husband and how God views him.

[StarrKingGrad]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

My advice is to find someone who treats you as an equal (for example, by helping with housework), makes you feel loved, lets you know how special you are to him, has a kind and open heart, doesn't physically or mentally abuse you, listens to you, and is sexually compatible. If you have religious differences, might I suggest that you come together to a Unitarian church? We're open to all belief systems, as long as we believe in each other.

And then touch him and ask him about football or cars. After all, you need to let him know how special he is to you, too.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

My advice is to find someone who treats you as an equal (for example, by helping with housework), makes you feel loved, lets you know how special you are to him, has a kind and open heart, doesn't physically or mentally abuse you, listens to you, and is sexually compatible. If you have religious differences, might I suggest that you come together to a Unitarian church? We're open to all belief systems, as long as we believe in each other.

And then touch him and ask him about football or cars. After all, you need to let him know how special he is to you, too.

Wow! Where did you come from, honey? You're a bit out of touch with these dinosaurs.

I've been trying to get them to realise women have rights for a while now but it's like banging your head against a wall. It's all about obscure bits of the Bible that they want to use to oppress their wives and female family members in this place.

Jesus didn't treat women wrongly; He even had that nice Mary Magdalene wash his feet and she was the first person He showed Himself to as well.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I've been trying to get them to realise women have rights for a while now but it's like banging your head against a wall. It's all about obscure bits of the Bible that they want to use to oppress their wives and female family members in this place.

That's where you keep messing up. Women have no rights. Men have few rights (like ruling over their wives, who are created to be help meets to them anyway; Genesis 3:16). What we do have is the privilege to serve our LORD and Master, Christ Jesus, the Only Begotten Son of God, Lamb of God, Light of the World. We don't even have the "right" to draw our next breath, let alone the "right" to do what we want! Why, what we want is naturally opposed to God's Will, that's why it's called Sin!

I pray one day the LORD will open your eyes and reveal Himself to you so you can feel guilty for all these attempts at drawing people away from Him before it's too late for you and those you try to dupe.

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

SOOOOOO, Daisy Mae, how's that advise working out for you ?!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

SOOOOOO, Daisy Mae, how's that advise working out for you ?!

Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

"Most sought after bachelor" in la la land = wife- / fiance-beating, racist loser. Quite the prize, indeed.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

"Most sought after bachelor" in la la land = wife- / fiance-beating, racist loser. Quite the prize, indeed.

Goodness, are you jealous! Miss Johnson was led to an amazing, godly husband. And, don't call me jealous either, because I have my own man! Don't go around bashing people. Also, he is not "beating" anyone! These men are there to insure that us foolish women have a chance at Salvation. I am praying that Jesus will work through your stubborn, cold, stone-hard heart and that you will see His grace and mercy.


YiC,
Elizabeth

[bettylicious07]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Nice topic! Thanks for the advice. However, I would rather say that don't wait or look for someone who is perfect for you rather make yourself a better person first and that right/better person will come to you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Nice topic! Thanks for the advice. However, I would rather say that don't wait or look for someone who is perfect for you rather make yourself a better person first and that right/better person will come to you.

However dear, looks are important. A man will want to know that his children will turn out well. And it is your job to keep him interested. Don't let your husband commit adultery because you did not stay pretty, keep the house nicely, and stay attractive to him. It's not vain, it's doing your job as your wife to be a helpmeet to your man.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Don't embarrass your man - ever.

This includes speaking out of turn, dressing properly and your appearance.