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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765
    #31
    Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    The ceremony was sooooo beautiful! I was touched by the Bride's tears. She almost seemed to be bawling with joy!
    Wasn't it beautiful though! I could see the bride just quivering all over with anticipation!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409
        #32
        Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Wasn't it beautiful though! I could see the bride just quivering all over with anticipation!

        The tears of joy her mother was shedding were wonderful. I wonder why she didn't sit down, though...
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765
            #33
            Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            The tears of joy her mother was shedding were wonderful. I wonder why she didn't sit down, though...
            Some secrets a lady never reveals.

            I did notice her glance at her husband throughout the afternoon. I wonder if she was reminded of her own special day!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409
                #34
                Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                When did they say they were hanging the sheets out?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063
                    #35
                    Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                    Well I have to say that the web cam feed was an delight for all those not able to attend.

                    She seems really content and her expression when she said 'I do' (through tears of joy)!was an delight for all True Christian(tm) grooms with the thought of love on the mind.

                    I would also like to thank the security team who (as ever) let the whole thing run smoothly.

                    Good on the pair of you!

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29433
                        #36
                        Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                        It was a marvelous ceremony, it almost brought tears to my eyes.

                        To everyone at the reception. Apparently I was battling some demons and that can be the only excuse for me falling onto a few of your tables. I appreciate the ladies trying to steady my gait and hope none of the dresses I tore off are unrepairable. I also seem to of lost my BVD's and was wearing some skimpy lacy thing. I also found a red rubber ball with a strap attached. I'd like to keep it, if that is ok.
                        Call me

                        Brother Portway, I am sure you cannot until January and the birth of your first son.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373
                            #37
                            Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                            I've never had so much fun! I may have had one or two too many Daiquiris but all in all it was a joyous event. The bride looked downright glowing, as did you Brother Aaron. I can only hope to find a bride as young as yours, my friend -- she has a great career ahead of her as a mother. Have you picked out the names yet? How many boys are you trying for?

                            Praise God for your blessings! I trust you'll put together a game night now that baseball season has started, so you can show off her cooking skills!
                            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                              • Dorothy
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 11
                                #38
                                Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                                Would hate to be in her shoes, though I'm good at cleaning and cooking, I get paid for it from my daddy :3 I can make a well balanced meal like that with little mess left to clean up

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                                  • dogfatrz
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • May 2012
                                    • 18
                                    #39
                                    Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                                    Tears of joy, or tears of losing a childhood.....its all the same in the eyes of god.
                                    RAPISTS SHOULD DIE PER THE BIBLE
                                    Deuteronomy 22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die

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                                      • Zechariah Smyth
                                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 15251
                                        #40
                                        Re: A Joyous Occasion on Saturday! Come one, Come All! *

                                        Originally posted by dogstarz View Post
                                        Tears of joy, or tears of losing a childhood.....it's all the same in the eyes of God.
                                        I'm unfamiliar with the relationship between those two dynamics: can you provide Scriptural support for your assertions? Certainly you aren't claiming to speak for God!

                                        Yours in Christ,

                                        Z. Smyth
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