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  • #166
    Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Double negative.

    ENGLISH, DIMWIT. DO YOU SPEAK IT??
    Patience is a virtue, dear. Let this heathen fool think on this a while.


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #167
      Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Patience is a virtue, dear. Let this heathen fool think on this a while.


      Cool Bubbles gif. I thought the show stood against a lot of things you believe in.

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      • #168
        Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

        Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
        Cool Bubbles gif. I thought the show stood against a lot of things you believe in.
        LOGIC, DIMWIT. DO YOU... oy fu*k are you trying to make my brain hurt?

        Think: do Bubbles, Ricky, & crew ever get anywhere in life?

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        • #169
          Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Patience is a virtue, dear. Let this heathen fool think on this a while.


          Just realised my mistake though, but. Take the Bible as the absolute Truth? Alright. So I suppose you stone your children when they don't listen? I suppose divorce is still illegal? Also (1 Timothy 2:12 King James Bible
          But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.) So quiet, "dear" :3

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          • #170
            Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

            Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
            Just realised my mistake though, but. Take the Bible as the absolute Truth? Alright. So I suppose you stone your children when they don't listen? I suppose divorce is still illegal? Also (1 Timothy 2:12 King James Bible
            But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.) So quiet, "dear" :3
            1. Being raised as True Christian™ children, my boys do not misbehave and therefore do not require stoning.

            2. True Christians™ don't divorce.

            3. As a sodomite, you are no man, but an abomination.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #171
              Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

              All I can say is what momma used to say "You can't rape the willing!" And looking at how these whores (both men and women) they are clearly willing
              Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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              • #172
                Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                Originally posted by Des View Post
                1. Being raised as True Christian™ children, my boys do not misbehave and therefore do not require stoning.

                2. True Christians™ don't divorce.

                3. As a sodomite, you are no man, but an abomination.
                Doesn't matter, if that woman is such a True Christian as she claims she is she has to keep quiet and has no right to talk back. This is all in your precious Bible.

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                • #173
                  Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                  Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
                  Doesn't matter, if that woman is such a True Christian as she claims she is she has to keep quiet and has no right to talk back. This is all in your precious Bible.
                  Please provide the Bible verses to support your claims.



                  And remember: context, context, context. Hint: you are not currently in a church.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • #174
                    Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                    what is this forums view on jews?
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #175
                      Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                      Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
                      what is this forums view on jews?
                      They killed Jesus: what do you expect?

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #176
                        Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        They killed Jesus: what do you expect?

                        YIC
                        jesus was killed by the romans who were not jewish. however jesus was jewish. which is one of the major reasons he was persecuted. and before you tell me he was a christian. Christianity was formed several centuries after his death based on his teachings.
                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #177
                          Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                          Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
                          jesus was killed by the romans who were not jewish. however jesus was jewish. which is one of the major reasons he was persecuted. and before you tell me he was a christian. Christianity was formed several centuries after his death based on his teachings.
                          Dear Imbecile;

                          Jesus is not a damned kike. Please read THIS and repent.

                          Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #178
                            Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                            Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
                            what is this forums view on jews?
                            Which Jew, son? Although I find most of them rather whiny and demanding, Joan Rivers sometimes speaks what we're all thinking (saying we already have a gay president in the White House, Michelle Obama is a tranny, "we all know it"). I do respect that.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #179
                              Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Dear Imbecile;

                              Jesus is not a damned kike. Please read THIS and repent.

                              Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              He was a Jew. That's all there is to it. One document saying he wasn't VS Thousands of documents saying he was.

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                              • #180
                                Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                                Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
                                He was a Jew
                                Don't be silly. Heritage of Jesus is God, His religion is Christianity.

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