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  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Don't be silly. Heritage of Jesus is God, His religion is Christianity.
    Which is outdated.

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    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

      Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
      Which is outdated.
      Just checked all the Bibles in my house...no expiration dates!!!



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

        Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
        Which is outdated.
        Eating is outdated. We have pills. We have intravenous nutrition.
        Walking is outdated. We have cars and escalators.
        Procreation is outdated. We have test tubes.
        Literacy is outdated. We have Disney.
        Hunting is outdated. We have Wall-Mart.
        Glorifying God in Exultation is outdated. We have Disco.

        Being outdated is not the question. The question is as follows:

        What is good for you? Eating, walking, multiplying and procreating, literacy, hunting, shouting GLORY to JESUS!

        Christianity.

        What is good for you? Being in bliss for eternity.


        Matthew 25:46
        And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


        Hell is outdated. Yet it is still there. The Furnace burns alike even if it is no longer in fashion...


        Yours in Christ

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          Eating is outdated. We have pills. We have intravenous nutrition.
          Walking is outdated. We have cars and escalators.
          Procreation is outdated. We have test tubes.
          Literacy is outdated. We have Disney.
          Hunting is outdated. We have Wall-Mart.
          Glorifying God in Exultation is outdated. We have Disco.

          Being outdated is not the question. The question is as follows:

          What is good for you? Eating, walking, multiplying and procreating, literacy, hunting, shouting GLORY to JESUS!

          Christianity.

          What is good for you? Being in bliss for eternity.


          Matthew 25:46
          And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


          Hell is outdated. Yet it is still there. The Furnace burns alike even if it is no longer in fashion...


          Yours in Christ

          Elmer
          Eating is required to survive unless you want to starve yourself on pills that aren't guaranteed to work.
          I'd like to see you drive a car inside your house.
          Procreation is a natural instinct and required for fathering children, test tubes still require specimens.
          Disney is a whole lot more literate than you.
          Where do you think Wal-Marts gets all their meat from?
          The Bible is outdated because it does not match our standards in the modern world. Divorce is no longer illegal. Equal rights for everyone are a thing whether you like it or not. Freedom is a key part to peoples' lives, freedom which the Bible does not allow with its sexist and old-fashioned views. The Bible is nothing but barbaric when you try to FULLY implement it in modern society.

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          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

            Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
            ...
            Disney is a whole lot more literate than you.
            Of course it is!


            Quack! The picture also leads us to...
            Where do you think Wal-Marts gets all their meat from?
            I really do not think that it's provided by Godly True Christian™ hunters in the form of venison, wildfowl, etc.

            The Bible is outdated because it does not match our standards in the modern world. Divorce is no longer illegal. Equal rights for everyone are a thing whether you like it or not. Freedom is a key part to peoples' lives, freedom which the Bible does not allow with its sexist and old-fashioned views. The Bible is nothing but barbaric when you try to FULLY implement it in modern society.
            Of course, you'd have it backwards. It is not the Bible that does not meet the standards. It is the PEOPLE who no longer meet the standards set by the Good Book. It is also not a question of "like or not". It is about humility in the face of the Great and Only God, of JESUS. Why use the emotionally-laden word "barbaric" - only to make an association of the GOODNESS in Bible to backwardness, stagnation, age! I admit that the demands of the Bible may seem "barbaric" for the uninitiated mind, but can you really compare a few decades, a century at best, of hard discipline and occasional slight discomfort from physical but well-earned punishment to ETERNITY with JESUS!? You obviously cannot!

            Luke 13:21-24 tells us the same:
            21 It is like leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
            22 And he went through the cities and villages, teaching, and journeying toward Jerusalem.
            23 Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
            24 Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.



            I suppose entering Heaven is outdated and Hell is now the fad. I weep for your soul at the moment. I pray now while still on Earth. Once in Heaven, my sorrows will be over and I can watch in extacy at the sinners in the Furnace. This is great comfort for me when my precious Faith is being ridiculed.

            Matthew 5:10
            Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Of course it is!


              Quack! The picture also leads us to...

              I really do not think that it's provided by Godly True Christian™ hunters in the form of venison, wildfowl, etc.



              Of course, you'd have it backwards. It is not the Bible that does not meet the standards. It is the PEOPLE who no longer meet the standards set by the Good Book. It is also not a question of "like or not". It is about humility in the face of the Great and Only God, of JESUS. Why use the emotionally-laden word "barbaric" - only to make an association of the GOODNESS in Bible to backwardness, stagnation, age! I admit that the demands of the Bible may seem "barbaric" for the uninitiated mind, but can you really compare a few decades, a century at best, of hard discipline and occasional slight discomfort from physical but well-earned punishment to ETERNITY with JESUS!? You obviously cannot!

              Luke 13:21-24 tells us the same:
              21 It is like leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
              22 And he went through the cities and villages, teaching, and journeying toward Jerusalem.
              23 Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
              24 Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.



              I suppose entering Heaven is outdated and Hell is now the fad. I weep for your soul at the moment. I pray now while still on Earth. Once in Heaven, my sorrows will be over and I can watch in extacy at the sinners in the Furnace. This is great comfort for me when my precious Faith is being ridiculed.

              Matthew 5:10
              Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Threaten me with Hell all you want but I am alive on this Earth, I am the one controlling my life and nobody else. You can live by your extremist views all you want but you have no right to force it on others.

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              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy
                The Bible is outdated because it does not match our standards in the modern world
                This is simply untrue. The Bible is NEVER outdated. I don't know how any Christian could say that the very book that tells us about the conditional love of Christ and His Sacrifice for all who would follow Him.

                Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
                Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.
                Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations
                Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.
                Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.
                Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
                Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
                Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

                Do you see now?

                Threaten me with Hell all you want
                Nobody here is threatening you with Hell. JESUS is threatening you with Hell.

                Romans 2:6-8 who will render to every man according to his deeds: to them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life: but unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,

                Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                Do you see now?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  This is simply untrue. The Bible is NEVER outdated. I don't know how any Christian could say that the very book that tells us about the conditional love of Christ and His Sacrifice for all who would follow Him.

                  Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                  7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
                  Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.
                  Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations
                  Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.
                  Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.
                  Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
                  Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
                  Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

                  Do you see now?



                  Nobody here is threatening you with Hell. JESUS is threatening you with Hell.

                  Romans 2:6-8 who will render to every man according to his deeds: to them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life: but unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,

                  Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                  Do you see now?

                  YIC
                  Nobody here threatened me with hell? BS, every single one of you did. You started insulting me, you changed my name and do nothing but look down on atheists. The Bible is outdated and you should deal with it. We live in the 21st century, and I have no idea how you can live in this modern world by standards from a book written thousands of years ago with absolutely no evidence that the preachings in that book are true.

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                  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                    Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
                    Nobody here threatened me with hell? BS, every single one of you did. You started insulting me, you changed my name and do nothing but look down on atheists. The Bible is outdated and you should deal with it. We live in the 21st century, and I have no idea how you can live in this modern world by standards from a book written thousands of years ago with absolutely no evidence that the preachings in that book are true.
                    It's a good thing you are threatened with hell. Do you think we want you to go there, no. That is the difference. We want to save you and God commands we try;

                    Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

                    Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

                    Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

                    II Timothy 4:2-5
                    Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                    For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                    And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                    But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                    It rarely works though.
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                      Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
                      Threaten me with Hell all you want but I am alive on this Earth, I am the one controlling my life and nobody else. You can live by your extremist views all you want but you have no right to force it on others.
                      Is anyone here holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read the Bible? No! It's all up to you.

                      Did anyone force you to visit this forum, make an account and post your insults? No!

                      Is everyone here taking valuable time out of their day to warn you that you are going to regret your sinful ways? Yes!

                      Do you insult these people for trying to save you? Yes!

                      I think it is very clear who the good and who the bad people are here...
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Is anyone here holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read the Bible? No! It's all up to you.

                        Did anyone force you to visit this forum, make an account and post your insults? No!

                        Is everyone here taking valuable time out of their day to warn you that you are going to regret your sinful ways? Yes!

                        Do you insult these people for trying to save you? Yes!

                        I think it is very clear who the good and who the bad people are here...
                        I did not directly insult anybody, au contraire, am the one being called a heathen, etc, etc.

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                        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                          You should not consider yourself to be insulted when you are called heathen. You are a heathen. That is more of a condition or a disease, like tuberculosis. The good news is that it is treatable, but you will have to voluntarily take the medicine. The medicine is Jesus Christ, who died for your sins on Calvary.

                          We can lead you to the water of life, but we can't make you drink. Live forever with God and Jesus or go to Hell with the Devil. It is all up to you.

                          Choose wisely.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                            You should not consider yourself to be insulted when you are called heathen. You are a heathen. That is more of a condition or a disease, like tuberculosis. The good news is that it is treatable, but you will have to voluntarily take the medicine. The medicine is Jesus Christ, who died for your sins on Calvary.

                            We can lead you to the water of life, but we can't make you drink. Live forever with God and Jesus or go to Hell with the Devil. It is all up to you.

                            Choose wisely.
                            The only water you're leading me to is the poison which is religion.

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                            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                              Originally posted by IJustWantSodomy View Post
                              The only water you're leading me to is the poison which is religion.
                              Religion is certainly poison, but True Christianity(tm) is a gift from God Himself. Accept no substitutions.

                              1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Religion is certainly poison, but True Christianity™ is a gift from God Himself. Accept no substitutions.
                                True Christianity is religious, it is poison in itself. It corrupts you.

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