[Sifjada]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[eskimo gibberish deleted]

Seriously, stop getting so angry at what these people say. They're just messing with you. Simply googling about this website could tell you this in a second... Let these people poke their fun at Iceland, it's nothing serious. We know who we are, if you let people make you that angry just with a few words (and come on, we know we're not perfect so don't act like we are), you're just proving them right. And anyway, nothing they say about God is valid. God is within you, and nothing anyone says can change that.

So stop getting so riled up, you're giving them what they want!!

-Sara

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[eskimo gibberish deleted]

Seriously, stop getting so angry at what these people say. They're just messing with you. Simply googling about this website could tell you this in a second... Let these people poke their fun at Iceland, it's nothing serious. We know who we are, if you let people make you that angry just with a few words (and come on, we know we're not perfect so don't act like we are), you're just proving them right. And anyway, nothing they say about God is valid. God is within you, and nothing anyone says can change that.

So stop getting so riled up, you're giving them what they want!!

-Sara

Why haven't you evacuated? Didn't you hear about the volcanic eruption that Jesus and I called down upon your Godless rock?

It's time for you to accept Jesus RIGHT NOW, girl! Don't wait another second! Jesus is getting ready to kill you and your savage tribe!

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God hates you, and you are ugly.
God made you ugly because he hates you.

Simple answer.

Totally, 100% impossible.

We are made in God's wonderful, beautiful, perfect image.

[Bienvenu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Dear baptists.

While I think your devotion to Jesus and God is beautiful, and I somewhat envy your strong believe, I would like to point out that Jesus was a kind man, and kind men do not use this foul language you are using on people over the web (e.c. retard, fag..). This simply is not a christian behavior.

And also, no man has the right to condemn another to hell, that power lays with God, and God only. You have no say in that. Man has no right to take on the power of God, that is a sin.

If there is something that God and Jesus would want of you, that is peace, understanding of others and kindness in both words and action. So please, quit this childlike arguing over the internet, it just makes both parties look stupid and just undermines your point.

Predjudism and anger at every one that is not like you, is not going to get you anywhere, and certainly Heaven. Man should be tolerant towards others, and Jesus will know all the bad, mean things you have said here, and that will count when it comes to your jugdement.

So instead of spending your time here, in prejudiced arguments and discussions, I challenge you to go outside and show some real christian behavior, do a good deed, get your wife some flowers, go to the play-ground with your children. Just try to make somebody and yourself happy, this is certainly not the way to spend your life.


Best regards, and have a good day.
- Bienvenu "Welcome"

[Bienvenu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Galatians 3:28

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The fluffy bunny Christians are so cute

Don't you just want to hug them and scratch their ears before Jesus sends them to hell?

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Galatians 3:28

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

How nice of you to quote scripture, next time use a real Bible, the KJV1611 is the to use. Its Gods favorite

[AntiChrist-TM]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[herraeg]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

1. You have on display the norwegian flag.
2. Most people here are lutherans and only 3% belive in the pagan gods and about 2% are none belivers.
3. only about 25% of iceland is covered by ice.
4. The country is bankrupt because of ponzi scams set up by americans.
5. I'm icelandic and I don't know a single person who likes Björk there for she can't be a folk hero.
6. Yes our priminister is a woman and that is called democracy.
7. We don't need an army an if we could animate trolls, ogres and demons we would have an army. And if we are satanist like you say then why do we belive in pagan gods.
8. The penise museum is in no way sexual and is used partly for education and is a huge tourist attraction.

Gay marrige is allowed but the priests get the last say so you also need the churches approval as well.


And one last point god is about forgiveness not going around bashing every single thing you don't like.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Most people here are lutherans and only 3% belive in the pagan gods and about 2% are none belivers.

You are almost all false Christians who ignore large parts of the Holy Bible.

The country is bankrupt because of ponzi scams set up by americans.

Like most people from Iceland you refuse to take responsibility.

The penise museum is in no way sexual

Given the microscopic size of Icelandic penises this could be true.

And one last point god is about forgiveness not going around bashing every single thing you don't like.

This is what I meant when I said you people ignore large parts of the Holy Bible.

People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

[Bienvenu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The penis Museum doen't have any human penises, only of animals.
And from what I understand, it's all very educational..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Most people here are lutherans and only 3% belive in the pagan gods and about 2% are none belivers.

That makes up for a total of 100% God-hating liberals. I haven't seen True Christian™ Baptists in your list. That 95% of you eskimoes want to eradicate the jewish people doesn't make God glad in any way.

only about 25% of iceland is covered by ice.

You must realize that that makes no sense. After all, there is a reason why it's called "Iceland." If your country really was coverd in ice for only 25%, Antarctica or Greenland would be called Iceland. That's simple logic.

The country is bankrupt because of ponzi scams set up by americans.

Nonsense. Americans didn't own IceSave, eskimo.

I'm icelandic and I don't know a single person who likes Björk there for she can't be a folk hero.

Then why didn't you have this sinful slut executed, as God commands in Leviticus:

Leviticus 20:13:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Yes our priminister is a woman and that is called democracy.

You call it democracy. God calls it an abomination.

1 Timothy 2:11-12:
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

We don't need an army an if we could animate trolls, ogres and demons we would have an army.

Exactly. The reason why you don't have an army is because you let the demons that infest your hellish country do the fighting. Thanks for confirming our suspicions there.

And if we are satanist like you say then why do we belive in pagan gods.

Worshipping pagan gods is one of the prime characteristics of satanists. Why are you stupid?

The penise museum is in no way sexual and is used partly for education and is a huge tourist attraction.

How can such a museum not be sexual? You might as well say that a natural history museum is not about natural history.

Gay marrige is allowed but the priests get the last say so you also need the churches approval as well.

If you really had Godly Churches, this would result in no gays ever getting married. Unfortunately, you false christians pervert Scripture by allowing them to marry. This only proves that you are heretics.

And one last point god is about forgiveness not going around bashing every single thing you don't like.

Ever heard of the "Old Testament?" Or did your hellish false bible version leave that part out of the canon?

[TheRockthor]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If there is a god and he is almighty why would he hate a nation? if he created the world and humanity wouldn't he just create it the way he wanted it to be so he wouldn't have to show it hate and if he hates it why hasn't he just wiped it out already? lets take computer for an example computers are created by man if one has a program on the computer he doesn't like he will just delete the program. if god is real and is almighty why is the world as messed up as it is? why are there so many people poor? why all the wars, all the hate? and why doesn't he come down to earth and lead all humanity to the right path (if there is a right path).
i think you all should stop hating on Iceland since it is readable from all your posts you know nothing about it... and the flag in the original post is the Norwegian flag not the Icelandic one.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You guys are too nice, are you sure you are from Iceland? Or did the volcano we prayed for scare you?

[TheRockthor]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

i think im icelandic, either that or mexican