[Redeemed Papist]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hello, I just stumbled upon this funny post and I can't resist to reply.

First of all I'm an Icelander and what I believe in are the good things in the world and that I can do better as a person every day. That is hopefully the goal for most of us and whether you can do that on your own or if you need a old book and some imaginary people to do it for you, it's all good.

In your 2. statement you say "We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth", well show me those facts, and you should probably educate yourself here: http://www.thetech.org/exhibits_even...quakes/inside/

I especially find your 3. statement funny because the exact same thing has happened to your country (well if you leave god out of the sentence). And the most funny thing is that fundamental christians played a huge role in the USA depression, a good example is former president Bush and sociopaths like him.

Statement 4 is just funny and I don't think I have to answer that.

In statement 5 it's true that is forbidden in the Bible but why should we follow something that is written in a book written on times were woman had literally no rights?

6. Well thank god we don't spend all of our money into an army and into useless wars like your own country.

7. We don't want to destroy anything, we just don't believe in the same things as you do and why can't you respect that? Why should we respect something that you respect but you can't respect what we respect?

9. Have some humour man!

The final thing that I want to say is that the way to peace is to respect other people and what they do, it is as simple as that and don't make it more complicated with religions. Peace!

Why would we want fellowship with unbelievers? You are saying things that are not taught in the Bible.

Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

Galatians 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Jeremiah 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.

[Kingler]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hello, I just stumbled upon this funny post and I can't resist to reply.

First of all I'm an Icelander and what I believe in are the good things in the world and that I can do better as a person every day. That is hopefully the goal for most of us and whether you can do that on your own or if you need a old book and some imaginary people to do it for you, it's all good.

In your 2. statement you say "We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth", well show me those facts, and you should probably educate yourself here: http://www.thetech.org/exhibits_even...quakes/inside/

I especially find your 3. statement funny because the exact same thing has happened to your country (well if you leave god out of the sentence). And the most funny thing is that fundamental christians played a huge role in the USA depression, a good example is former president Bush and sociopaths like him.

Statement 4 is just funny and I don't think I have to answer that.

In statement 5 it's true that is forbidden in the Bible but why should we follow something that is written in a book written on times were woman had literally no rights?

6. Well thank god we don't spend all of our money into an army and into useless wars like your own country.

7. We don't want to destroy anything, we just don't believe in the same things as you do and why can't you respect that? Why should we respect something that you respect but you can't respect what we respect?

9. Have some humour man!

The final thing that I want to say is that the way to peace is to respect other people and what they do, it is as simple as that and don't make it more complicated with religions. Peace!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Friend, we are with God. It saddens us and Him that you do not want to spend time with us.

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

anyways i wish you people all the best no matter what you call me

this will be my last appearance on this site since i would rather spend my time with people i enjoy and can have fun with then spend it infront a computer on some forum..

Judgment states

God says in his bible he will end all war on earth (according to the mormons) (sorry if i did spell that wrong) i cant really see it but they believe it.... all i can say is i cant see that happening untill all mankind is dead and gone!

Have a great year!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.
i believe it to be the same damn thing.

but non the less i dont say im no bible expert nor would i want to be one,
all i can say is i aint going around calling people names, saying this and that hates them since honestly non of you would know anyways since last i knew god and jesus aint on a first name bases with anyone! so there is no reason to act the way you guys are towards anyone!

Friend, you just generated a double negative, which means a positive. So you do claim to be a Biblical scholar, terrific. Please use scripture to back up your wild and bizarre claims.

Jesus dies for our sins. Past sins, not future ones. For them, we are on our own. Child, you are going to mislead some bedraggled unfortunate. Can you imagine the look on their face when they are tossed in the fires of Hell, pleading with the Devil as he tears at the unfortunates rectum, "But, but, but....'Judgement said....'

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

all i can say is i aint going around calling people names

Are you sure? I could have sworn...

uneducated religious fanatic´s

Did someone hack your account and wrote it in your place?

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.
i believe it to be the same damn thing.

but non the less i dont say im no bible expert nor would i want to be one,
all i can say is i aint going around calling people names, saying this and that hates them since honestly non of you would know anyways since last i knew god and jesus aint on a first name bases with anyone! so there is no reason to act the way you guys are towards anyone!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

On the other hand, i dont mind fanatic´s but wait they have been the cause of most wars and deaths...

also calling other people retards or any other ill names only shows how small you are.

according to the "Bible" thats something Jesus would never do.

and the funny thing there is a baptist church in Iceland, how do i know i spent time there with my X girlfriend since her sister is a baptist, and in Iceland we support each other and treat each other with respect and love thats what Jesus did.... and that my friends is not what you guys are doing! you guys are more acting out the will of the Devil! atleast according to the Bible


Note: it has been so many years since i last read anything from the bible that i might not be right on all accounts but atleast i know one thing is right...

Jesus came and died (gave his life) so we could live ours!

He taught us peace, friendship, love and ohhh yea he also was a non violent man (a pacifists) did it make him weak?

like i said, i do not believe in a god or many gods for that matter, but i believe in kindness of people, witch i cant say i see here


but you guys can see were this is going i wont take up more of your time

Yours truly

Judgment of truth and what is right!

Dear primary example of Icelandish intelligence . Can you ask your friends sister if there is any scripture backing up your ridiculous claims?

Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.

Also, Luke 14:26 states: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. How is this peace, friendship and love?

And please, your friends sister frankly sounds like a false Christian who thinks the Old Testament shouldn't be followed anymore. Jesus has spoken about that! (Matthew 5:17: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.)

Please read the KJV Bible from front to cover, and you will see that everyone has been lying to you, and there's only one true way to not burn in Hell for eternity.

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You done yet?

Never cracked open a Bible, have you?

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Do you even know Who's talking there?

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

On the other hand, i dont mind fanatic´s but wait they have been the cause of most wars and deaths...

also calling other people retards or any other ill names only shows how small you are.

according to the "Bible" thats something Jesus would never do.

and the funny thing there is a baptist church in Iceland, how do i know i spent time there with my X girlfriend since her sister is a baptist, and in Iceland we support each other and treat each other with respect and love thats what Jesus did.... and that my friends is not what you guys are doing! you guys are more acting out the will of the Devil! atleast according to the Bible


Note: it has been so many years since i last read anything from the bible that i might not be right on all accounts but atleast i know one thing is right...

Jesus came and died (gave his life) so we could live ours!

He taught us peace, friendship, love and ohhh yea he also was a non violent man (a pacifists) did it make him weak?

like i said, i do not believe in a god or many gods for that matter, but i believe in kindness of people, witch i cant say i see here


but you guys can see were this is going i wont take up more of your time

Yours truly

Judgment of truth and what is right!

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

1.Godless or not most icelanders are Christians, witch ever one they want is good enough for me, as i myself dont belive in a all mighty god. Also not that many in iceland still worship the old viking gods, only but a few still do

2. Iceland mostly ice? i belive your god did not bless you with a brain! for iceland only has snow 2-3 months a year, greenland on the other hand is mostly ice

3.We are not bankrupt, but greece on the otherhand is.

4.Who? yea the singer wow wouldnt you know, i dont really listen to that kind of music i prefer my humor songs!

5. a woman cant be a head of a table? why are so many women in america then in high places?

6. weak? come to iceland and say that to anyones face... that i would pay to see.. and yea we dont have nor do we need an army for we have the american lapdogs guarding us

7. Gay people aint people? i dont care much for them myself but what they do behind their locked doors is non of my business and neither is it yours unless you be jealous.

8. i dont know a single person that worships satan or is a witch, nor can anyone summon a troll or any other mythical creature, man your head must be a fairytale land.

9. yes i believe we have something like that, dont think i have ever been there, since i think my own penis is enough to look at.

And that´s not the icelandic flag like has been stated before so very well done, simple no resources spent in getting things right there (in resources i mean time, since the internet has most of the information you would need)


Now in your godless country´s you forgot to put "America" that would be pretty high on the list since there is more stuff happening there then in the other places you named!

this has been fun, enjoy your lives you uneducated religious fanatic´s

Until we met again

Your´s truly

Judgment of the truth and what is right!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I think you misunderstood me, what i meant was that I am setting a question mark of the intelligent of people in THIS forum.

I fully agree. But the unintelligent people who wander in here to troll us are a cross we must bear.

[Chreyz]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I don't think a single True Christian™ in this thread suggested Icelanders are intelligent.

I think you misunderstood me, what i meant was that I am setting a question mark of the intelligent of people in THIS forum.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

ahhh, how i love reading these ridiculously threads that just sets a question mark at the intelligent of humans.

I don't think a single True Christian(tm) in this thread suggested Icelanders are intelligent.

[Chreyz]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

ahhh, how i love reading these ridiculously threads that just sets a question mark at the intelligent of humans.