[Humanbug]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

First, just let me say that you got the flag wrong. That is the flag of Norway. Not Iceland. Now, let me break down these ridiculous points you make one by one.

1. Actually, just a little over 10% of Icelanders claim to be atheists. The rest are mostly Christians. And there are actually two Baptist Churches in Iceland. The Emmanuel Baptist Church (Emmanúels Baptistakirkjan), and the First Baptist Church (Fyrsta Baptista Kirkja). Two might not sound like much, but remember that Iceland has a smaller population than Wyoming (the least populated US state). Pagans are a very tiny minority in Iceland.
2. While there is ice in Iceland, Iceland is not "mostly ice". Glaciers cover about 11% of the country.
3. The Icelandic economy collapsed mostly due to the collapse of it's three major banks, which was caused by a few greedy bankers that are now ostracized. You could say that God caused all of this, but in that case, he completely failed to send the message across that he was the one punishing them, and the reasons for the punishment.
4. Oh, and does America have better celebrities? Like Paris Hilton? Blaming a whole country for the actions of one is ridiculous.
5. Icelanders generally believe in equal rights. If I'm not mistaken, Americans pride themselves on that too.
6. Iceland does not have an army because there is no need for an army in Iceland. Jesus was a pacifist, so I don't understand why you would have such a negative view of pacifism.
7. As I said earlier, Icelanders generally believe in equal rights. Oppressing minorities is frowned upon in Iceland, as in most parts of the world.
8. This is a completely baseless over-generalization of Icelanders, and far from being the first on this thread. Satanists are an even smaller minority than Pagans, which are less than half a percent.
9. Why would Christians be offended at the glorification of one of God's creations? Show some of appreciation to the penis. After all, if it weren't for the penis, none of you would be here.

On a sidenote, there are no Inuits (what you call Eskimos) in Iceland.

My conclusion is that this thread is based on plain ignorance of the Republic of Iceland and almost everything connected to it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Humanbug]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

I find it funny how you just ignore everything I just said and justify it by using the statement "We're right and you're wrong". This only goes to show how close-minded you, and most people on this forum are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I find it funny how you just ignore everything I just said and justify it by using the statement "We're right and you're wrong". This only goes to show how close-minded you, and most people on this forum are.

Well, if by "close-minded" you mean that we are not tolerant of satanic lies, then yes, guilty as charged.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Proud Faroese]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First, just let me say that you got the flag wrong. That is the flag of Norway. Not Iceland. Now, let me break down these ridiculous points you make one by one.

1. Actually, just a little over 10% of Icelanders claim to be atheists. The rest are mostly Christians. And there are actually two Baptist Churches in Iceland. The Emmanuel Baptist Church (Emmanúels Baptistakirkjan), and the First Baptist Church (Fyrsta Baptista Kirkja). Two might not sound like much, but remember that Iceland has a smaller population than Wyoming (the least populated US state). Pagans are a very tiny minority in Iceland.
2. While there is ice in Iceland, Iceland is not "mostly ice". Glaciers cover about 11% of the country.
3. The Icelandic economy collapsed mostly due to the collapse of it's three major banks, which was caused by a few greedy bankers that are now ostracized. You could say that God caused all of this, but in that case, he completely failed to send the message across that he was the one punishing them, and the reasons for the punishment.
4. Oh, and does America have better celebrities? Like Paris Hilton? Blaming a whole country for the actions of one is ridiculous.
5. Icelanders generally believe in equal rights. If I'm not mistaken, Americans pride themselves on that too.
6. Iceland does not have an army because there is no need for an army in Iceland. Jesus was a pacifist, so I don't understand why you would have such a negative view of pacifism.
7. As I said earlier, Icelanders generally believe in equal rights. Oppressing minorities is frowned upon in Iceland, as in most parts of the world.
8. This is a completely baseless over-generalization of Icelanders, and far from being the first on this thread. Satanists are an even smaller minority than Pagans, which are less than half a percent.
9. Why would Christians be offended at the glorification of one of God's creations? Show some of appreciation to the penis. After all, if it weren't for the penis, none of you would be here.

On a sidenote, there are no Inuits (what you call Eskimos) in Iceland.

My conclusion is that this thread is based on plain ignorance of the Republic of Iceland and almost everything connected to it.

1. Lutherans are not Christians, only 2 baptist churches? In America there is hundreds, the population doesnt mean anything
2. Just anohter proof of how stupid Icelanders are, they name a country Iceland when only 11% of it is ice
3. God works in mysterious ways
4. Paris Hilton is a slut, but yes, America has great celebrities like Billy Bob Jenkins, aka GodlyBillyBobJenkins
5. God does not believe in equal rights, and nor do we, Americans have the right to be proud of their nation as its Gods own country
6. Jesus is God, and God is NOT a pacifist (actually He is a God of war)
7. Same as nr. 5
8. Lutherans, pagans and atheists are pretty much satanist
9. Thats one of the private parts, you do not show those in public, nor do you glorify them, you pervert faggot

[Chreyz]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

ahhh, how i love reading these ridiculously threads that just sets a question mark at the intelligent of humans.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

ahhh, how i love reading these ridiculously threads that just sets a question mark at the intelligent of humans.

I don't think a single True Christian(tm) in this thread suggested Icelanders are intelligent.

[Chreyz]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I don't think a single True Christian™ in this thread suggested Icelanders are intelligent.

I think you misunderstood me, what i meant was that I am setting a question mark of the intelligent of people in THIS forum.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I think you misunderstood me, what i meant was that I am setting a question mark of the intelligent of people in THIS forum.

I fully agree. But the unintelligent people who wander in here to troll us are a cross we must bear.

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

1.Godless or not most icelanders are Christians, witch ever one they want is good enough for me, as i myself dont belive in a all mighty god. Also not that many in iceland still worship the old viking gods, only but a few still do

2. Iceland mostly ice? i belive your god did not bless you with a brain! for iceland only has snow 2-3 months a year, greenland on the other hand is mostly ice

3.We are not bankrupt, but greece on the otherhand is.

4.Who? yea the singer wow wouldnt you know, i dont really listen to that kind of music i prefer my humor songs!

5. a woman cant be a head of a table? why are so many women in america then in high places?

6. weak? come to iceland and say that to anyones face... that i would pay to see.. and yea we dont have nor do we need an army for we have the american lapdogs guarding us

7. Gay people aint people? i dont care much for them myself but what they do behind their locked doors is non of my business and neither is it yours unless you be jealous.

8. i dont know a single person that worships satan or is a witch, nor can anyone summon a troll or any other mythical creature, man your head must be a fairytale land.

9. yes i believe we have something like that, dont think i have ever been there, since i think my own penis is enough to look at.

And that´s not the icelandic flag like has been stated before so very well done, simple no resources spent in getting things right there (in resources i mean time, since the internet has most of the information you would need)


Now in your godless country´s you forgot to put "America" that would be pretty high on the list since there is more stuff happening there then in the other places you named!

this has been fun, enjoy your lives you uneducated religious fanatic´s

Until we met again

Your´s truly

Judgment of the truth and what is right!

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

On the other hand, i dont mind fanatic´s but wait they have been the cause of most wars and deaths...

also calling other people retards or any other ill names only shows how small you are.

according to the "Bible" thats something Jesus would never do.

and the funny thing there is a baptist church in Iceland, how do i know i spent time there with my X girlfriend since her sister is a baptist, and in Iceland we support each other and treat each other with respect and love thats what Jesus did.... and that my friends is not what you guys are doing! you guys are more acting out the will of the Devil! atleast according to the Bible


Note: it has been so many years since i last read anything from the bible that i might not be right on all accounts but atleast i know one thing is right...

Jesus came and died (gave his life) so we could live ours!

He taught us peace, friendship, love and ohhh yea he also was a non violent man (a pacifists) did it make him weak?

like i said, i do not believe in a god or many gods for that matter, but i believe in kindness of people, witch i cant say i see here


but you guys can see were this is going i wont take up more of your time

Yours truly

Judgment of truth and what is right!

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You done yet?

Never cracked open a Bible, have you?

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Do you even know Who's talking there?

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

On the other hand, i dont mind fanatic´s but wait they have been the cause of most wars and deaths...

also calling other people retards or any other ill names only shows how small you are.

according to the "Bible" thats something Jesus would never do.

and the funny thing there is a baptist church in Iceland, how do i know i spent time there with my X girlfriend since her sister is a baptist, and in Iceland we support each other and treat each other with respect and love thats what Jesus did.... and that my friends is not what you guys are doing! you guys are more acting out the will of the Devil! atleast according to the Bible


Note: it has been so many years since i last read anything from the bible that i might not be right on all accounts but atleast i know one thing is right...

Jesus came and died (gave his life) so we could live ours!

He taught us peace, friendship, love and ohhh yea he also was a non violent man (a pacifists) did it make him weak?

like i said, i do not believe in a god or many gods for that matter, but i believe in kindness of people, witch i cant say i see here


but you guys can see were this is going i wont take up more of your time

Yours truly

Judgment of truth and what is right!

Dear primary example of Icelandish intelligence . Can you ask your friends sister if there is any scripture backing up your ridiculous claims?

Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.

Also, Luke 14:26 states: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. How is this peace, friendship and love?

And please, your friends sister frankly sounds like a false Christian who thinks the Old Testament shouldn't be followed anymore. Jesus has spoken about that! (Matthew 5:17: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.)

Please read the KJV Bible from front to cover, and you will see that everyone has been lying to you, and there's only one true way to not burn in Hell for eternity.

[Judgment]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.
i believe it to be the same damn thing.

but non the less i dont say im no bible expert nor would i want to be one,
all i can say is i aint going around calling people names, saying this and that hates them since honestly non of you would know anyways since last i knew god and jesus aint on a first name bases with anyone! so there is no reason to act the way you guys are towards anyone!

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

all i can say is i aint going around calling people names

Are you sure? I could have sworn...

uneducated religious fanatic´s

Did someone hack your account and wrote it in your place?