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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #2476
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
    Not as beautiful as USA! And it's cold, with lots of snow, and drunk people lying around.



    I think you mean the Sami people, because the Laplanders are the ones who shoot wolfs and cut down trees. The Sami people would have brought up the children to live in tents and tend for reindeers.
    The samis is pretty much the swedish "native" people.

    Here's a picture of an elder sami (a woman) (I am sorry for the size, but I am not very technical!)



    Yours in Christ
    Elisabeth
    That is quite forgivable. After all, there isn't much you could have done about the size of her breasts anyway.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Axellus
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2011
      • 3

      #2477
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Well you just used Norways flag its not icelands.

      Well i just need to say that im from Sweden and im not a satanist nor am i a swedish troll that eats christians. Why do you all hate Scandinavia?


      Kindest regards Axel.

      And may God be with you all.

      (Oh my god a swede that says something like that!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29443

        #2478
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Axellus View Post
        Well you just used Norways flag its not icelands.

        Well i just need to say that im from Sweden and im not a satanist nor am i a swedish troll that eats christians. Why do you all hate Scandinavia?


        Kindest regards Axel.

        And may God be with you all.

        (Oh my god a swede that says something like that!
        Welcome friend. What kind of car are you from? What is like to be a swish, is it true you all have to blow in pipes?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #2479
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          And the people are say ENGLISH food is bad!!?

          Look at the Islandics foods!

          Traditional dishes also include skyr, cured ram scrota, cured shark, singed sheep heads, and black pudding. One of the most traditional dishes is hákarl, which consists of shark's head which is left buried underground to ferment for several months, then consumed with extreme caution.[

          Thank you Jesus for maked me Spanish!!!


          YiC, Mari, (almost vomiting)
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • proteastantguy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2010
            • 488

            #2480
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Iceland generally makes me sick

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            • IcelandIsDoomed
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2011
              • 2

              #2481
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! Iceland is NOT a Scandinavian country... Scandinavia is Norway, Denmark and sweden.. and that's it. Don't belive anyone that tells you different!!!
              I can't believe you just said that!!! oh and btw it's the Norwegian flag, but who cares God hates them as well...

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22354

                #2482
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by IcelandForPresident View Post
                OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! Iceland is NOT a Scandinavian country... Scandinavia is Norway, Denmark and sweden.
                What happened to Finland? Did the Eskimos take it back?

                Don't belive anyone that tells you different!!!
                I am sure everyone will ignore you completely, like they always do...

                Matthew 24:24"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Shagrath
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2011
                  • 5

                  #2483
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Well your god isnt welcome here and i would be glad if you and your god will never come here

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #2484
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Shagrath View Post
                    Well your god isnt welcome here and i would be glad if you and your god will never come here
                    You are confused. While it is true that Eskimos there are mostly heathens, picture of some german cartoon has nothing to do with Lutherans that they are.

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                    • Shagrath
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2011
                      • 5

                      #2485
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      You are confused. While it is true that Eskimos there are mostly heathens, picture of some german cartoon has nothing to do with Lutherans that they are.
                      i think you're confused a picture of a homosexual guy in a suit has nothing to do with my post,show me a picture of Jesus that isn't a cartoon,i think you cristians are more savages than we pagans at least we don't simulate cannibalism in our religion

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22354

                        #2486
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Shagrath View Post
                        Why did you post a picture of a gay dwarf?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #2487
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Shagrath View Post
                          ...at least we don't simulate cannibalism in our religion
                          You do it FOR REAL???!??

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                          • Shagrath
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2011
                            • 5

                            #2488
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            You do it FOR REAL???!??
                            LOL yes we eat fucked up christians that likes the shit they write on this page,We target them when on the airport when thay come to find aaaalll the ice and Eskimos,actually i have never seen an Eskimo in Iceland yet,maybe Jesus came and sent them to gay rehab??

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22354

                              #2489
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Shagrath View Post
                              actually i have never seen an Eskimo in Iceland
                              Of course not, the Icelanders killed all the Eskimoos. Don't you watch the news?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #2490
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Of course not, the Icelanders killed all the Eskimoos...
                                And then they ate them, apparently.

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