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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
    No. Do not be naive.



    People are debating me and this is a forum so clearly it is some sort of debate forum.



    Out of my rectum? Why do you phrase it in such a perverse maner?

    /Guderbog
    You are addressing our most respected Pastor!

    Show him the respect he deserves and honor him with your heart, lips and mouth.

    Mark 7:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      But who do you love? Everyone? That cannot be the case.

      Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

      YIC
      Well first off I don't hate a whole country based on misconceptions and that they think differently.

      Short answer. Rapists, child molesters and murderers. I could go into specifics but I don't think anyone here cares.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        You are addressing our most respected Pastor!

        Show him the respect he deserves and honor him with your heart, lips and mouth.

        Mark 7:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

        YIC
        I answered him in the same rude maner that he adressed me. He is your surperior not mine. You can just ban me from this forum if you do not like what I am saying or how I say it.

        I wish everyone the best of luck and hope that you will learn to let go of your anger.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
          Please do not patrionize me, I am not confused about you. Clearly you people are hateful. It is as simple as that. You are hateful towards Iceland even if you just know a handful of things about Iceland. Based on what Elmer told me, you do not even have your facts right. And please tell me what my perverted goals are? That you shall stop hating Iceland? Yes, very perverted indeed...

          If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.

          /Guderbog
          Your perverted goals are to further the darkness Satan brings to humanity. Your perverted goals are to steer people away from Jesus' Loving Embrace.
          Your perverted goals are to distract anyone and everyone from the One Thing that is more important than anything else ever: Salvation. You won't get any help here, dear. But I will pray for you. I pray the LORD will scrape the scales from your eyeballs and allow you to See the Truth.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
            I answered him in the same rude maner that he adressed me. He is your surperior not mine. You can just ban me from this forum if you do not like what I am saying or how I say it.

            I wish everyone the best of luck and hope that you will learn to let go of your anger.
            Dear Godmocking Whore;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel

            PS. I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

            Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

            If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Dear Godmocking Whore;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel

              PS. I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

              Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

              If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

              Wow. You are one vulgur and unpleasent person. "spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar". "Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony!" I do not think I have ever in my life communicated with someone with such evil inside. I have seen it on TV of course but not in direct comminication like this. Who says a thing like that? And for what? What have I said? That you are no superior of mine? You must feel inside that calling someone else a whore is not a good feeling and not a good deed. It is a evil deed. If someone asked jesus questions do you think he would answer: "oh you godmocking whore you spread you legs for anyone with a dollar."? It is not something a good or just person would do. No this is not me being the judge of what is good or just it is called empathy. "My selfish tantrum"? I am not angry? You on the other hand are screaming, cursing and banishing me to hell. You are the one that is throwing a tantrum.

              Vulgur and disgusting.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                What you think is of no consequence. You are controlled by the devil.


                Suggested reading material

                Repent and seek Jesus
                1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Brother Tobias View Post
                  What you think is of no consequence. You are controlled by the devil.


                  Suggested reading material

                  Repent and seek Jesus

                  Really? How do you know this if I might ask?

                  So it is okay to be hateful and disgusting(see "the studs" comments) but it is not okay to question your hatred against Iceland?
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                    So it is okay to be hateful and disgusting
                    Not really. It really does not matter to me that you hate Christianity and Christ Himself, but it matters to Him.

                    He will throw you in hell, if you continue to hate Him.

                    John 3:16-18

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      Not really. It really does not matter to me that you hate Christianity and Christ Himself, but it matters to Him.

                      He will throw you in hell, if you continue to hate Him.

                      John 3:16-18
                      Wiser words were never spoken, dear Brother in Christ. Jesus Himself says, through the penmanship of the Psalmist, that he only loves those who love Him (Proverbs 8:17). He very specifically says that those who honor Him will be honored by Him in return, but those who despise Him will be disdained (1 Samuel 2:30). This Guddy guy should think harder before deciding whether or not he wants to follow the advice of the good pastors here and humble himself before the LORD.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        Not really. It really does not matter to me that you hate Christianity and Christ Himself, but it matters to Him.

                        He will throw you in hell, if you continue to hate Him.

                        John 3:16-18
                        What are you talking about? Now you are just putting words in my mouth. Do you have something contextual to say?
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Wiser words were never spoken, dear Brother in Christ. Jesus Himself says, through the penmanship of the Psalmist, that he only loves those who love Him (Proverbs 8:17). He very specifically says that those who honor Him will be honored by Him in return, but those who despise Him will be disdained (1 Samuel 2:30). This Guddy guy should think harder before deciding whether or not he wants to follow the advice of the good pastors here and humble himself before the LORD.

                          The same good pastor that called me a whore?
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                            The same good pastor that called me a whore?
                            I think you are pretty harsh to the people on this forum. They just do as the Bible says they should do, which seems pretty fair to me since this is a Christian forum.

                            Besides, the good Pastor didn´t call you just a whore, he called you a God mocking whore. It is not nice to put words in peoples mouth and you know that: See your post directed at mr. Alban.

                            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                              Wow. You are one vulgur and unpleasent person. "spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar". "Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony!" I do not think I have ever in my life communicated with someone with such evil inside.
                              Honey, please do not shoot the messenger. We just convey the Word of the , pure and simple. If you have any complaints, please take them directly to Him.

                              I have seen it on TV of course but not in direct comminication like this. Who says a thing like that?
                              A righteous person, dear (John 7:24).

                              And for what? What have I said? That you are no superior of mine? You must feel inside that calling someone else a whore is not a good feeling and not a good deed. It is a evil deed. If someone asked jesus questions do you think he would answer: "oh you godmocking whore you spread you legs for anyone with a dollar."? It is not something a good or just person would do.
                              In your meaning of the word "justice," probably not. Please note, though, that different humans have different understanding of what justice is (just ask a neonazi, then a tree-hugging vegan, and then a KKK member, and compare all three to your own definition of justice), therefore, what really counts, is what Jesus says about justice. And for Jesus, justice is sending people to :

                              2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
                              11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                              12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

                              No this is not me being the judge of what is good or just it is called empathy. "My selfish tantrum"? I am not angry? You on the other hand are screaming, cursing and banishing me to hell. You are the one that is throwing a tantrum.

                              Vulgur and disgusting.
                              I'm not sure what a "Vulgur" is, but you need to calm down, dear.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                                Well first off I don't hate a whole country

                                This may be your first step to salvation. The Lord God has given us our marching orders to spread the good news of Jesus throughout the world. He didn't say anything about not trying to save the unsaved in the nations that God hates. You see, it is for the Lord God to hate a whole country, if that is His pleasure, not us. We are to try to bring the wretches to Jesus, that the Lord will hate them no longer. That is the most precious gift that the Lord has given you, in your condition as an unsaved wretch. Even though He hates you and everyone else in your godless country, He has provided a path to salvation for every one of you, if you will but follow it.
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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