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  • Old Man Hatchet
    Super Moderator
    Beloved Church Elder
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2084

    #661
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    I've been conducting research on Bjork and found the following video featuring the Icelandic retardimo.* Between :15 and :20 she admits that all Icelandic people are gay. The video also proves Bjork's retardation beyond a shadow of a doubt.




    *Someone who is half-retard, half-Eskimo.**
    **You can also call such a person "Eskitard."

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    • Old Man Hatchet
      Super Moderator
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      • Sep 2006
      • 2084

      #662
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
      I've been conducting research on Bjork and found the following video featuring the Icelandic retardimo.* Between :15 and :20 she admits that all Icelandic people are gay. The video also proves Bjork's retardation beyond a shadow of a doubt.




      *Someone who is half-retard, half-Eskimo.**
      **You can also call such a person "Eskitard."
      By the way, I think Retardimo would make an excellent name for a mentally challenged superhero.

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      • St.Frans
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2010
        • 3

        #663
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Well do not forget your prayers. Remember to pray for your enemies as well. Remember that the Lord said that the healthy did not need a doctor, only the sick. Think about whom He tended to. Be blessed in the love of our Lord Jesus Christ and be sure to go to church tomorrow. I most certainly will if God will allow me to do so. And tomorrow I will speak about the contributions women have made to society. It will be on Radio nationwide.

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        • IceLad
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2010
          • 3

          #664
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Also, that is the flag of Norway in the original post.

          Get your facts straight before you start spouting nonsense

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #665
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by IceLad View Post
            Also, that is the flag of Norway in the original post.

            Get your facts straight before you start spouting nonsense
            I looked up the Icelandic flag, and that is indeed it.

            Are you on the drugs?

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            • An-Unintelligent-Person
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2010
              • 18

              #666
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              I looked up the Icelandic flag, and that is indeed it.

              Are you on the drugs?
              Wow are you really that stupid, yo dont even know how to use google, now thats just sad

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
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                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #667
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by An-Unintelligent-Person View Post
                Wow are you really that stupid, yo dont even know how to use google, now thats just sad
                I'm not the one who doesn't know what my own country's flag looks like. I typed "Icelandic flag" into google, and this was the first result:

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #668
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by An-Unintelligent-Person View Post
                  Wow are you really that stupid, yo dont even know how to use google, now thats just sad
                  No, you're the stupid one.

                  Look, here is a site which shows Iceland's flag. I'm right, you're wrong. Give it up, idiot.


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                  • Afool
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 3

                    #669
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    ok I decided to look formyself. and guess what your link is incorrect. it shows both the norwedgen and the icelandic flag under "norway"



                    if you are going to argue and say that im wrong. then im sorry for you and your special mind.

                    I might aswell be screaming that the british flag is the flag for the USA cause you came from pilgrims that where kicked out of there


                    p.s. I thought it was god that could do no wrong, so admiting your mistake just proves that you are human, mabey not like the rest of us but it is in human nature to make mistakes. just give it up and change the flag in your post and the Trolling will drop. cause we dont care what you think about iceland. your just not allowed to mock our flag...

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #670
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Aloof.mp3 View Post
                      your just not allowed to mock our flag...
                      Of course we are -- it's called "free speech". My goodness, I never realized the Icelanders were so pro-censorship.

                      Try as you might, you'll never silence our love for the LORD. Shoo!
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #671
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Aloof.mp3 View Post
                        ok I decided to look formyself. and guess what your link is incorrect. it shows both the norwedgen and the icelandic flag under "norway"

                        That looks the same to me?? What's the difference?
                        p.s. I thought it was god that could do no wrong
                        No, True-Born Again Christians never sin, not because of themselves, but because of the Grace of God working in them. It says so in the Bible.


                        1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                        1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
                        1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                        1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                        Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

                        Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

                        1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

                        Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
                        Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
                        Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

                        1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                        Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
                        Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
                        Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

                        John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
                        (Jesus took the sin away from the sinner instead of casting the first stone)

                        2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                        Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
                        Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

                        Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

                        3 John 11 He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.
                        Romans 5:14 Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #672
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          I checked Rev. Jim and Brother Basher are both correct.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #673
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            tl;dr

                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • princeofelves
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                              • Feb 2010
                              • 16

                              #674
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              No, you're the stupid one.

                              Look, here is a site which shows Iceland's flag. I'm right, you're wrong. Give it up, idiot.

                              http://www.funbumperstickers.com/detail.aspx?ID=3610
                              HAHAHAHAHA XD i'm rofl (rolling on floor laughing) you can't be this ignorant...
                              you are pathetic, even a teenager is more intelligent than you. I've been to iceland not very cold in their so called "igloos", I've seen their flag and I think icelanders know their flag better than you racist.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263

                                #675
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by princeofelves View Post
                                Thank for sharing the full extent of your brain power with us.

                                I am a Christian scientist and can confirm that Rev. Jim is 100% correct about the icelendic flag.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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