[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God as depicted in the Bible does not exist, the Bible is an outdated piece of fiction a bunch of old men came up with thousands of years ago to control the masses.

The Bible itself says its the Word of God -- and that's good enough for us. Glory!

The Bible promotes: Sexism, slavery, racism et cetera

You must keep in mind that GOD decrees such things righteous, and therefore they are! I must say it would appear you are more familiar with the Bible than many false Christians who skulk through these forums.

You people have no right to judge an entire nation based on prejudice and religion.

Actually, according to the Bible, we do have the right.

Adults who have imaginary friends with whom the talk to at night and they ask for help belong in a mental institute.

Unless they're Christians, dear. We know that God is real not only because of the Bible, but we feel that He is real, in our hearts and more importantly, in our souls. The soul is more accurate than the mind with regard to forming objective opinions, you know.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes you may call me mudhammer, if i can call you Nigger, or maybe homo? oh well dont care, you are a stupid man shut up.

Mudhammer we do not tolerate racism here you foul mouthed bastard moron . In case you have not noticed I am a Christian man not a homer. Now its off to hell with you and all your mudslime followers.

[bazzy03]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

If you want to be a false Christian, it is your choice. God gave us all free will.

Fine we are "false" christians then.. if god gave us all free will leave us the piffle alone then

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Fine we are "false" christians then.. if god gave us all free will leave us the piffle alone then

You are the one invading our privacy, friend. This is a private forum. Go away. If you don't like that we are using our free will and our freedom of speech rights, then that's your problem.

But your real problem remains that you have not accepted God into your life. Your priority should be accepting Jesus as your Savior, not attack those who have already accepted Him.

[James Dewitt]

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[QUOTE=bazzy03;475443][QUOTE=James Dewitt;475410]

If you want to be a false Christian, it is your choice. God gave us all free will.

Fine we are "false" christians then.. if god gave us all free will leave us the piffle alone then

First of all can you at least try and spell Christian correctly? Secondly you are a unwanted unsaved uninvited guest in our church. We did not ask you to come here and post on Gods Favorite Forum(R) now did we!

[bazzy03]

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Mudhammer we do not tolerate racism here you foul mouthed bastard moron . In case you have not noticed I am a Christian man not a homer. Now its off to hell with you and all your mudslime followers.

you don´t tolerate racism.. well mr James [Dewitt] how can you tolerate yourself then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FKGvIyL3jk&feature=related

ICELAND RULES!!!

[goonerlover]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

great song bazzy. I have a question for the bible thumpers of fanatics or whatever you call yourselves. Why do you feel that it is so horrible to have a different religion then your own? How is it alright to commit some mortal sins but not others? Anger or hatred is a mortal sin but yet that is exactly to a T what your are showing to a nature as a whole! how is that fair? Or eating shellfish......why is being a homosexual any worse and more publicized then eating shell fish?
just wondering

[James Dewitt]

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you don´t tolerate racism.. well mr James [Dewitt] how can you tolerate yourself then?
ICELAND drools!!!

I am not the one that used a racily slur. Are all the Eskimo's retarded or is it limited to you?

[GOD=life]

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I have a question for the Bible thumpers of fanatics or whatever you call yourselves.

Why are you so hostile? If you start your "question" out with an insult, can we expect that you will treat the insult with similar contempt?

[releaseme]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why come to this forum to cause trouble as it was said a private forum.I my self don't believe in a lot they say but its what they believe in why mock them.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There are baptists in Iceland. There are many churches that can be described as pentecostal, not many Catholics. Why do you good people not arrange for a mission to Iceland and help the three small baptist churches, two of which good missionaries from the US of A are trying to establish. You need to know that christianity has over 1000 years of history in Iceland and the nation decided to become christian the year 1000 with out any killings. Thousand and thousands of Icelanders took part in the celebration of 1000 years of christianity in Iceland the year 2000. God does not hate Iceland but there is with out a doubt a behavior he does not approve of. Perhaps the situation is a penalty for such behavior. Again I think you good people should send a flock of true brave believers, people that can bring the true word of God to people in need. That would be in accordance with Matt. 28. If you are concerned about this country so far from yours why not consider these people your brothers and sisters and help them. They are in a christian sense our responsibility since we are to love one and other. We should all remember that he who points out our shortcomings is our friend.
Le us all remember that he who claims with his mouth that Jesus is Lord and believes in his heart that God has raised him from death has at least found the strait and narrow road that can leads to salvation. I pray that God bless all who do his work on this earth. Amen

tl:dr

You seem like a smart person with a good heart.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

We are working feverishly with the few souls worth saving in that horrid country. Sadly, the non-baptists are putting the 'squeeze on' our efforts. They keep painting this on the doors and the True Christian(tm) women.

YIC
JH

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Beloved Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
If ever anyone wanted to know if Icelanders were godless, sex-crazed heathens, then the icelandic vikingi is proof.

icelandic vikingi,
Baby Jesus is crying. He wants you to accept Him and His Love.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm not sure if this tard will be back, but I do feel a proper rebuke is in order, regardless.

Ok as an Icelandic person that lives in norway, you offend me twise with this post.

As an Icelandic person living in Norway, you offend me twice with that fact.

1. you say god hates Iceland. something you know nothing about, if he wants to pass judgement on us let him do it, Its not something you are suposse to be mixing yourself into since your just some fat guy that is geting ritch of playing gods voice on earth.

On the contrary, God commands us True Christians™ to pass judgment on sinners. And if sinners happen to be all huddled together on a tiny iceberg in the North Atlantic, so be it.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

That is Jesus right there telling us to judge others. I am judging your whole country because you are all a cesspool of sin. But, do not intepret my judging as hatred, rather I love Iceland deeply and want that pathetic iceberg to become Saved®. I would love to see you make a Baptist church igloo and read the King James Bible printed on seal skin. I really would.

2. you use the norwedgen flag cause god did not bless you with the brain compasity to see the difrence in collor....

No, it's the Icelandic flag. The Iceland flag is red, white, and blue with a sideways cross. I'm not wrong on this. At the bottom of your post you admit you are dyslexic. So you're probably mixing up that flag with another Scandinavian country's.

And further more your not following your own Bible. :
Luke 6:37 (Whole Chapter)
" [Matt 7:1-5] Do not judge, and you will not be judged; and do not condemn, and you will not be condemned; [Matt 6:14; Luke 23:16; Acts 3:13] pardon, and you will be pardoned.

First off, that's not a correct translation of the Bible. The only true Bible is the AV1611 King James Bible.

Second, Matthew 7:1-5 addresses hypocritical judgment. Jesus warns us in those passages that we cannot judge others if we are guilty of the same sin -- however, once we are sin-free, we can judge others at will.

Did you miss the part where he tells you once you take the beam out of your own eye, you can remove the mote from your brother's? See, I have taken the beam out of my eye. I have accepted Christ as my savior and my sins are washed away. Now, I can judge a God-mocking sinner like yourself.

Don't bother trying to debate the Bible with someone with two doctorate degrees and over 45 years of pastoral experience, boy. Lesson learned.

Claim that iceland is the gateway to hell.
Heres something funny you should look into this these are pictures of the worlds Volcano lines. seems the entire coast of America is the gateway to hell, lets just say its closed at the moment, cause you Christians swollowed the key. SHUSH! i wont tell, but someone will have to go take a shit someday and BAM! you find a key and you open the backdoor to hell.
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and notice the ring that is formed with 1 volcano deadcenter next to america. HEY! id say thats a more likely gate way to that "hell" thing you love to talk about.

Volcanoes are essentially highways to Hell. I did not say Iceland is the only gateway to Hell, just that it was. It's no coincidence that people that live near volcanoes are unsaved scum. Hawaii? Legalized homo "marriage". Washington State (Mt. St. Helens)? Dirty hippie nature-worshipping trash.
Pompeii? Mary-worshipping papists. Iceland? I think you see my point.

One of the funnyest things about your claims is that we dont have an army. I laughed hard at that one, you claim you want world pease, and that you want the world to be a better place for everyone. We think that having the most advanced millitary units and gimics is just a stupid thing to have, you cant get pease with war's, deaths or tortures. so we just dont bother mixing us into that sack of shit. we would rather sit at home drink our BRENNIVÍN! and eat our horse meat then shoot someone for what he beleaves in.

Oh yea, you're real civilized. Horse meat? Is that what you have for dinner when you run out of human babies, you filthy eskimo savage?

"They have universal health care"
yes cause we care for our people, we dont like to see people dying in the streets or dying to something as litle as the flue, cause they cant afford to pay for the things they need to get better. and please dont try to rub your "In other words, it's Obama's utopia." cause we want nothing to do with him, we allready kicked your army of our island cause you used us as center point to make war, and bomb Iraq so you pitstopped at our Island, fly off with suplys to Iraq. and you got booted for abusing our hospitality.

That shows how ungrateful and entitled your third-world country is. Our kind and caring nation provided free military protection for you, and this is how you repay us? Didn't you know the Soviets wanted your little iceberg so they could use it as a station to strike America from? If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking Russian and drinking vodka instead of your brennivin or whatever that is.

Then when Britain is gracious enough to lend you people money, you don't pay them back and default on your loan. Why does your country feel they can take, take, take, but not give back to nations that help you?

"Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft."
If im not mistaking. if someone pointed ad a woman and yelled "witch" she was tested.

How witches are tested is a moot point to this discussion. The point is you have a museum that promotes it, and from dozens of barbaric vikings from your country who have posted here, Odin-worship is alive and well.

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING HOW STUPID YOU HARDCORE CHRISTIANS CAN BE! *CLAP!*
even tho this was simply a way to make wemon more obidiant to the mans will, this is bullshit!

I have two doctorate degrees. You know, from a university? I'm not sure if they have those in Iceland....look for a really large igloo where there is a teacher lecturing students.

"They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!. "
Sure we do, but thats to see how our nation was made, and what there beleafs where like, cause now we are Lutheran Christians and we are happy with that.

Wrong, again. Like I said, you are still pagans and Satan-worshippers. If you read this thread, half the comments are from Icelanders telling us how they worship Thor and Odin. Even if you are Lutherans, you are not Christians and you are going to Hell.

"

But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum."
Insecure about your manhood or something ? a males genitalia was said to be a beuityful thing by one of your Popes, and he had alot of male statues Erected in the honor of that. about 100 years later another Pope flips out and has the Male genitals chopped off and replaced with a leaf! Good game.! nice move lets Destroy art!

"one of your popes" -- Sorry, we're not Catholic. Catholics are not Christians.

"

The most famous Icelander is Bjork"
umm. if your going over living people then i supose shes the one yes. but then again we do have Leifur Eiriksson.. the man who found Iceland, and WHAT DO YOU KNOW! he found America aswell.

Liar. Everyone knows Columbus found America. Actually, the redskins did, but that doesn't really count.

oh my god! this must be BLASBHAMI! he sailed to america in the year 1000. almost 500 years before mr. Columbus even set sail for america. and to make matters worse, Leifur Eiriksson was actualy LOOKING for America (no offence spanians)

Wait...how could Leif Eriksson look for something he didn't know existed at the time? How did he know America was across the Atlantic if no one had ever been there before? See, your myth is falling apart because of lack of logical consistency.

"God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland"."
God cursed you at Geography studies and History studies.
Nr.1. Iceland was named Iceland cause the vikings arived during winter, and to keep unwanted people away.
Nr.2. They named Greenland, Greenland to attract more people to it. even tho there was just a tiny spit off coast they could live on.
Nr.3. Really. REALLLYYYY! mostly covered in ice my ASS! if you even look at a map of Iceland you can clearly see we have some Glaciers and irony is they are made of Ice AND! snow. so they arent even 100% ice. and they dont cover 50% of the island meening that your claim is falls. AGAIN!.

Again, this logic doesn't make sense. People name places after the local geography. Why would they call Iceland "Iceland" if it was all green? You wouldn't name a city in a valley "Mt. Something", nor would you call a place 500 miles inland, smack in the middle of a desert "Something Beach".

In California, there is a town called "Desert Center". Guess where it is? The desert. There's also Long Beach. Where is that? On the beach! Oh, guess what they have at White Sands, New Mexico? Lots of white sand!

Maybe you are the one that should learn geography.

"They are Godless."
Ummm Godless meens you have no god or religion. we have a god. not all have the sameone but thats not something that we concern ourselfs about. people are free to choose what they want.

Well, half the Icelanders who have come here are atheist. So it's a valid judgment.

"There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity"
ye. and the funny thing is you most likely bitch every time you get your electric bill or water bill. we dont cause these 2 things make it REALLY! cheap for us. we can leave a 240 Square meeter house with full lighting on for a month and we dont even get 1/4th of your bill BLASBHAMI! again i supose.

If things are so much cheaper there, then why is your country bankrupt?

"They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!"
OH holy........ we had the worlds first woman president aswell OH OH ! did i just make things worse. oh no! wait. why do i care, she did a great job as president.

Really, the first? I didn't know that, but thank you for that info. That just goes to show that your country is at the forefront of nations that hate God. You people are even worse than Brazil and France.

ok now for some US of A facts.

You have multible religions aswell.

Yes, but only one true one.

You make war for your own benefits but once the war is half way done you go "oh shit, we are almost broke aswell"

At least we pay back our loans instead of scamming Britain with your pyramid schemes.

You claim that your founding fathers are are high and mighty. well, our founding Fathers actualy where father and son.

Our founding Fathers could read and write and didn't eat raw walrus meat.

Your Christian Church is officialy insured against childmolesting accusations. like you've almost earned 950 MILLION! dollors off lawsuits against the Christian churches. and they are all insured with this.

WRONG! That is the CATHOLIC Church, and they are not Christian. They are going to Hell. So your accusation actually has merit, but it's not against us, it's against the papists.

Regards.
Aloof.mp3
P.s. Sorry for the spelling errors I guess im retarded cause i have Dyclexia.

Yes, you are. Thank you for your honesty.

[James Dewitt]

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Have you "guys" heard? God is writing a New bible the bible V2.0 and in that he (yes hes a dude) says dumbpiffleistan(USA) is not my homeboy he also says that he loves gay guys and faps(masterbation) alot over lesbian porn he smokes shit loads of weed and pops xtc every now and then.... but from now on he wants to be called the celing cat and if cool foks not rednek dumbpiffleistanis want a chat the just have to smoke weed and haz ceeezburgers greedings from the garden of heven and hell(yes we have made peace and join forces) Iceland mister luzifer haz left the bulding

This should be an example to all the young people of the world. If you smoke dope this is what will happen to you.
For your own sake back away from the marijuana buffet, you do not have any extra brain cells to kill off!

[booble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

just so you religious freaks know..

Us icelander´s are blessed with immortality so no we will never go to hell..
Instead we will be here still while u will be in your so called "heaven" doin god´s shopping.