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  • #1021
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?
    That is right, Brother Enoch, he sure has me scared.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #1022
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Many Britians hate you Iceland lot for pinching our money saved in your banks to Iceland.
      The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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      • #1023
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        The worst they can do is melt their entire country in the hopes that it will drown the rest of the world as well

        I call that passive-aggressive
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #1024
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
          The worst they can do is melt their entire country in the hopes that it will drown the rest of the world as well

          I call that passive-aggressive
          The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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          • #1025
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            I feel enormous hatred here from my Icelandic brothers and sisters. You have to understand you that Jesus is the only correct answer

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            • #1026
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              I prefer killing animals for diner.
              Then you should come to Iceland for hunting, the best thing on hunting in Iceland is that you don’t have to take any cooking tools with you, you only throw the meat to the ground and you have a BBQ. The earth here is so warm from the fires from Hell, and there is also lot of snow to but the beer in for cooling

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              • #1027
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
                Then you should come to Iceland for hunting, the best thing on hunting in Iceland is that you don’t have to take any cooking tools with you, you only throw the meat to the ground and you have a BBQ. The earth here is so warm from the fires from Hell, and there is also lot of snow to but the beer in for cooling
                BBQ? Who are you trying to kid? The most typical method of meat preservation in Iceland is to bury a carcass in the dirt and wait for it to fester and rot. Yummy NOT!
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                • #1028
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  That's exactly what we've been saying all along: iceland isn't only financially bankrupt but also morally and spiritually.
                  Amen
                  Leviticus 19:27 (King James Version)
                  Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

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                  • #1029
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Well... first af all this is not the icelandic flag you moron
                    and second of all for those word you have spoken i curse you for all eternity. May your kool aid turn to blood everytime you take zip and your mcburger taste of shit..... oh wait it already does.... then.... may all your fast food being made by black people, illegal aliens and losers that don't wash their hands after masturbation

                    And yes i'm a sinner

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                    • #1030
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Hello,

                      facts:

                      Our PM is not only a woman, she´s also gay.

                      Not only we have a choo-choo museum, we have a mall that looks like a erected Choo-Choo located in Reykjavik.

                      Most Icelanders are Protestants, few pagans. There is one baptist church in Iceland.

                      And yes, the devil lives beneath us. That´s how we got hot water and steam.

                      Best of times.
                      Last edited by Talitha; 02-25-2010, 09:17 AM. Reason: Said the word Penis.

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                      • #1031
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by The One View Post
                        Hello,

                        facts:

                        Our PM is not only a woman, she´s also gay.

                        Not only we have a penis museum, we have a mall that looks like a erected penis located in Reykjavik.

                        Most Icelanders are Protestants, few pagans. There is one baptist church in Iceland.

                        And yes, the devil lives beneath us. That´s how we got hot water and steam.

                        Best of times.
                        You just summed up in one Post why God hates Iceland.

                        Thank you and God Bless.


                        NOW SHOOO DEMON

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • #1032
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Dear Talitha

                          I´ll not go away.

                          Jesus shall save you.

                          amen!

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                          • #1033
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            You just summed up in one Post why God hates Iceland.

                            Thank you and God Bless.


                            NOW SHOOO DEMON



                            Really? Do you really think it's ok to [excrete] out iceland that way? doesen't god love all his children? i belive he placed iceland there for a reason. Only god can be the judge, you have no power. America is no better than iceland in any way. Do you want to be judged based on americas mistakes? Well Bill Clinton used to be your president. you must be a [lady of the night]... am i right?
                            Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 02-25-2010, 10:17 AM. Reason: Usual disgusting unsaved nonsense

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                            • #1034
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by satansoffspring View Post
                              America is no better than iceland in any way.
                              I'm a Canadian and I agree with you that America is no better than Iceland in any way! America totally sucks compared to Iceland!

                              Except for a few little things. Like being bigger (by a thousand times), stronger (by a million times), saving the world from tyranny not once, not twice, but three times! (WWI, WWII, Cold War). Having a military constantly on guard against threats to our freedom. Sending men to the moon. Sending probes outside the solar system. Inventing electricity, the automobile, aircraft, Exxon and Bill Gates!

                              And Hollywood. And a thousand channels of cable, and all the actors to fill them up. And musicians, and singers and artists of every stripe and all the technology to pump them all into every household on the planet. Even Iran!

                              But yes, America is not better than Icelandia in any way..

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                              • #1035
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Canadians...

                                unarmed Americans with social welfare.

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