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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #1066
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
    That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants
    So what's the point of your visit? The only thing we've "learned" from you is that people who don't have a solid anchor in reality tend to have opinions that are best described as "unhinged".

    If you want to go to Hell so much, then go ahead. Just remember that once you get there, you can't go back. Don't complain that we didn't try our very best.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #1067
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Captain Oblivious View Post
      dude if you really love christ why not honor him by sharing his torment?
      We do. Spiritually. Seeing people like you blaspheme the Holy Ghost and choosing the Flames of Hell over the Loving Arms of Jesus fills me with terrible grief.

      Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
      That is right all humans suld have their rights to worship any “God” and any imagination he wants
      Then why do you keep interrupting us when we try to do so?

      Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson View Post
      I don't get it, what are you trying to say my friend?
      Don't try to make sense of it. This guy is possessed by demons, and people like him are bound to occasionally post incoherent nonsense. That's the way thing are.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Brother Alex
        True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
        Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
        A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 860

        #1068
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Here's a photograph of hell taken in Iceland:



        You can clearly see the hellish fires of this damned country. This is a proof for the wickedness of the Icelandic nation and how the seven princes of hell rule over the country.
        PROOF: America in the Bible!
        8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



        The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
        (Psalm 9:17)

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        • Brother Alex
          True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
          Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
          A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 860

          #1069
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          "Then the LORD said unto me, Out of the north (Iceland) an evil shall break forth upon all the inhabitants of the land. " - Jeremiah 1:14
          PROOF: America in the Bible!
          8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



          The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
          (Psalm 9:17)

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          • The One
            Unsaved trash
            • Feb 2010
            • 10

            #1070
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Alexander the traitor.

            In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.

            Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.

            You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.

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            • Brother Alex
              True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
              Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
              A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 860

              #1071
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by The One View Post
              Alexander the traitor.

              In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.

              Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.

              You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.
              Don't tell such disgraceful lies. Iceland is the devil's homeland and to say no to Satan is no sin. America is the land of the free and I think you know it!

              God bless you,
              Alex
              PROOF: America in the Bible!
              8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



              The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
              (Psalm 9:17)

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #1072
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by The One View Post
                Alexander the traitor.

                In America you would´ve been righteously shot for treason.

                Nobody shall betray his home, his family nor his fatherland.

                You shall suffer greatly while burning in hell.
                On the contrary. You should be thanking him. He's shown us that not everyone from Iceland is a complete retarded. I didn't think that was possible.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29433

                  #1073
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  I now have met about five people (well screen names at least) that seemed like reasonable iceland eskmoes. If the population is about 317,000 and we have had about 15% of the population visit us here, that means about .01% are good people. Pitiful numbers but what do you expect from Hell on Earth.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #1074
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    You should seek asylum in the United States of America.

                    Since you're from icelend, I'm sure it won't be a problem.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Brother Alex
                      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                      Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                      A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 860

                      #1075
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      On the contrary. You should be thanking him. He's shown us that not everyone from Iceland is a complete retarded. I didn't think that was possible.
                      Well spoken my brother.
                      PROOF: America in the Bible!
                      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                      (Psalm 9:17)

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22348

                        #1076
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by TheIcelandicDevil
                        piffle you, you piffleing piffle!
                        Finally, real proof that people can have a negative IQ. Thank you for that.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22348

                          #1077
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by TheIcelandicDevil
                          you guys sicken me
                          I think you are confusing us with your mirror.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Unsilent Majority
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 4

                            #1078
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            You are all bat shit nutso.

                            You don't even have a fair understanding of the bible as a key tenet of it IS...

                            JUDGE NOT, LEST YOU BE JUDGED.

                            Morons. God hates Iceland? How ridiculous.

                            And Jesus was born in the U.S. ?

                            What Petri dish were you chromosomally challenged lot hatched out of?

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                            • A Follower
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 872

                              #1079
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Unsilent Majority View Post
                              You are all bat shit nutso.

                              You don't even have a fair understanding of the bible as a key tenet of it IS...

                              JUDGE NOT, LEST YOU BE JUDGED.
                              It seems you are the one who has not read the Bible. The Bible commands True Christians to judge righteously. It's things like:
                              Originally posted by Unsilent Majority View Post
                              mormons.
                              and
                              Originally posted by Unsilent Majority View Post
                              What Petri dish were you chromosomally challenged lot hatched out of?
                              that God forbids.
                              Our Pastor has graciously written a lecture on just this topic, educate yourself.

                              But don't worry, it's not too late (assuming God hasn't yet struck you dead for your insolence), you too can repent, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and get baptized. You still have time to choose Heaven instead of Hell.
                              Leviticus 26:15-16
                              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                              • Old Man Hatchet
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                                World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2084

                                #1080
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                I have conducted more research on Bjork. She has made a despicable video featuring lesbian robots. Now, I am not surprised that somebody invented gay robots--I knew it was only a matter of time. I am surprised that these gay robots are coming from Iceland. Icelanders are extremely primitive. They must have kidnapped a few Japs and held them at icicle-point to get these gay robots invented. Anyway, the luridness begins at 2:12.

                                WARNING. THIS VIDEO IS PORNOGRAPHIC. IT SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY THOSE WHO ARE MORALLY ROBUST. ABSOLUTELY NO TRUE CHRISTIAN© WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO VIEW THIS ICELANDIC FILTH.



                                Shame on Bjork (pronounced Ba-jork) and her puny, lesbian-robot-loving country! I am outraged!

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