[Alphonse Alban]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I thought this was about Iceland frozen foods

Yes, this is about that country. However, what decent people call as frozen food, those eskimos in Iceland just call as food.

[annabethchase]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[*]They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

Has nothing to do with where they live. That is a choice.

[*]God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

Iceland is actually only about 10% ice. the rest of it is very mild climate, and good weather.

[*]God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

Pretty ssure that was just human stupidity. If He wanted to teach them a lesson, why not just kill them?

[*]The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

Again. Choice. Just because she's from Iceland, doesn't mean shee represents everyone there.

[*]They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

They don't like killing people...so...they're evil? that doesn't make sense.

[*]Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Legalizing gay marrige will have no effect on families. Straight couples will still get married and have children. That won't change.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Has nothing to do with where they live. That is a choice.


Iceland is actually only about 10% ice. the rest of it is very mild climate, and good weather.


Pretty ssure that was just human stupidity. If He wanted to teach them a lesson, why not just kill them?


Again. Choice. Just because she's from Iceland, doesn't mean shee represents everyone there.


They don't like killing people...so...they're evil? that doesn't make sense.


Legalizing gay marrige will have no effect on families. Straight couples will still get married and have children. That won't change.

tl;dr

Did you go to a Christian Missionary school? Anna Beth doesn't sound like an eskimo squaw's name. The missionaries must have given you an American name, right?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[vengeful]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And the people are say ENGLISH food is bad!!?

Look at the Islandics foods!




Thank you Jesus for maked me Spanish!!!


YiC, Mari, (almost vomiting)

Really? they eat it? Looks weird but that's their tradition, we need to respect that.

Regards,
Rosely J. James

[handmaiden]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Really? they eat it? Looks weird but that's their tradition, we need to respect that.

Regards,
Rosely J. James

You can respect anything that you want, but WE, the True Christians™ who founded this forum and devote ourselves to its mission, don't have to respect squat.


We respect people who can discuss the Bible accurately. That, we do like. There are a few fools around here who don't believe it to be the Divinely Revealed Word of God, but at least they don't go around waving pages from the "nice" parts of the Bible and claiming that they know God.

They don't make outrageous, non-scripturally supported arguments like, "God loves homosexuals and wants them to keep doing what they do!"

Granted some of them are homosexuals, but the ones who know who they are and what God really has to say about them in the Bible are allowed to lurk in the hopes that they may someday "see the light" as the Apostle Paul did and do a complete 180.

Many, many of our members are Ex-Gays®. They read the Bible, realized what it really had to say about them, and then changed their own beliefs about God instead of trying to change what the Word of God had to say about them.

Anyway, you may think that I am trying to de-rail this thread because I'm not talking about Iceland. But please remember, when all is said and done, we're not talking about Iceland, either.

We're talking about the big issues, here. Religion, God, the Bible, Heaven, Hell-- Iceland and its depraved inhabitants are nothing next to the issue of whether or not God wants you to muzzle your ox while it's plowing the fields. Bet you didn't even think God cared, did you? But it's right there in the Bible, go look for yourself.



Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden


P.S. I'm pretty sure that Iceland came out "pro-muzzle" in the last election. Another reason why God hates them.

[IcelandisGodmocking]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland is a peaceful country, we're mostly all christians. So get your facts straight before fucking with us. Bjork is a good person, so don't be dissin' her. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Though we have volcanos doesn't mean we're evil and god hates us. And the building you're talking about that is shaped like a penis, you can suck on it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland is a peaceful country, we're mostly all christians. So get your facts straight before piffleing with us. Bjork is a good person, so don't be dissin' her. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Though we have volcanos doesn't mean we're evil and god hates us. And the building you're talking about that is shaped like a penis, you can suck on it.

Iceland is cursed by Jesus Himself, along with every one of you drooling eskimos who camp there. Go back and read this thread from the beginning and then you'll understand.

And please understand that this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Kaarina]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all that's the norwegian slip ... if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.

Shows you how uneducated you are. ; )

[Xenomorph]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Apparently this "All loving god" hates alot of stuff. oh wait, or does he only hate stuff you don't like?

[Deaner]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Apparently this "All loving god" hates alot of stuff. oh wait, or does he only hate stuff you don't like?

Good question. I can tell you one thing, He hates people with poor grammar. That's why God invented the word "retard".

[Xenomorph]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Good question. I can tell you one thing, He hates people with poor grammar. That's why God invented the word "retard".

God never invented the word "Retard" humans did.

[Deaner]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God never invented the word "Retard" humans did.

Can you back that up with Scripture?

[Xenomorph]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

From that false book of lies? that says the earth is 6,000 years old and that the sun revolves around the earth? wouldn't matter if it did say god invented language because it would be wrong anyways. you over zealous evil, racist, sexist republican.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

From that false book of lies? that says the earth is 6,000 years old and that the sun revolves around the earth? wouldn't matter if it did say god invented language because it would be wrong anyways. you over zealous evil, racist, sexist republican.

Friend, simply tell us you are incompetent and unable to comprehend the Bible.
You cannot possibly look any more foolish than you aready do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

From that false book of lies? that says the earth is 6,000 years old and that the sun revolves around the earth? wouldn't matter if it did say god invented language because it would be wrong anyways. you over zealous evil, racist, sexist republican.

Dear Godmocking Eskimo;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and clubbing baby seals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel