[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[QUOTE=The Anointed One;475395]James:

"Jesus, preserve me from your followers!" fits perfectly where you, and the whole lot of Landover Baptists are concerned.

You seem to have missed some thing. We are True Christians(TM) . You see we follow the Word of God, every word to the letter. The world if full of false Christians, they think some how that the Bible is like a cafeteria line, where they can pick and choose what they want to believe in.

Why do you feel the need to hate? or to preserve your own egos? Apologizing for what? For the Truth? How can someone like Mrs. Rogers, personal friend or not, call herself or himself [I can't tell the gender by the picture provided] "compassion personified" when there is no compassion in that person at all? If she/he/it claims to love God and all He created: Landover Baptists, eskimoes, Icelanders, people with Down's Syndrome, Iowans, corn sharecroppers, evangelists and sinners alike, why does she continue to slander and hate. It makes no sense. If Jesus Christ Himself were to come down and visit your Church, He would not find love there. He would not find his Word lived out. He would sadly see a lot of hypocrisy cloaked in Gospel-quoting emptiness, that is, all word no action, and certainly no love.

show me where we hate anyone, I nor any of the Members of Landover Baptist Church has ever said we hate anyone.
Why do you feel the need to attack Mrs Rogers, She is a fine woman.

How can you consider yourself a CHRISTian when Christ does not live in your hearts? That you continue to hate. Where is Christ?

Go back to the top of the page, read why we are True Christians.

Iceland has been besieged by financial trouble.
Peace.

Is it possible that due to the overwhelming amount of heathens in Iceland, God gave you a warning, REPENT or things can get worse?

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes i do

So you follow all of Gods words, the entire Bible.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

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not to mention that if you ban us for defending our rights to be Lutheran Christians you can be sued for blocking freedom of speach in your own country. Since what im doing is stating facts.

If you want to be a false Christian, it is your choice. God gave us all free will.

Nr.1 the icelandic Nation is CLEARLY! not happy with this. and will most likely be able to solve there financial problem by suing this post for abusing our flag and claiming that its the norwedgen one. Read up on advertisement laws and you will see what im talking about.
Nr.2 Norway can sue you for the exact same reason.

We have a staff of Joo lawyers that can Handel you and your silly backwards country

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Ok as an Icelandic person that lives in norway, you offend me twise with this post.

1. you say god hates Iceland. something you know nothing about, if he wants to pass judgement on us let him do it, Its not something you are suposse to be mixing yourself into since your just some fat guy that is geting ritch of playing gods voice on earth.
2. you use the norwedgen flag cause god did not bless you with the brain compasity to see the difrence in collor....

And further more your not following your own Bible. :
Luke 6:37 (Whole Chapter)
" [Matt 7:1-5] Do not judge, and you will not be judged; and do not condemn, and you will not be condemned; [Matt 6:14; Luke 23:16; Acts 3:13] pardon, and you will be pardoned.

Claim that iceland is the gateway to hell.
Heres something funny you should look into this these are pictures of the worlds Volcano lines. seems the entire coast of America is the gateway to hell, lets just say its closed at the moment, cause you Christians swollowed the key. SHUSH! i wont tell, but someone will have to go take a shit someday and BAM! you find a key and you open the backdoor to hell.
[img]ttp://www.mrsciguy.com/sciimages/volcanoes.jpg[/img]
and notice the ring that is formed with 1 volcano deadcenter next to america. HEY! id say thats a more likely gate way to that "hell" thing you love to talk about.

One of the funnyest things about your claims is that we dont have an army. I laughed hard at that one, you claim you want world pease, and that you want the world to be a better place for everyone. We think that having the most advanced millitary units and gimics is just a stupid thing to have, you cant get pease with war's, deaths or tortures. so we just dont bother mixing us into that sack of shit. we would rather sit at home drink our BRENNIVÍN! and eat our horse meat then shoot someone for what he beleaves in.

"They have universal health care"
yes cause we care for our people, we dont like to see people dying in the streets or dying to something as litle as the flue, cause they cant afford to pay for the things they need to get better. and please dont try to rub your "In other words, it's Obama's utopia." cause we want nothing to do with him, we allready kicked your army of our island cause you used us as center point to make war, and bomb Iraq so you pitstopped at our Island, fly off with suplys to Iraq. and you got booted for abusing our hospitality.

"Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft."
If im not mistaking. if someone pointed ad a woman and yelled "witch" she was tested.
Copied from Wiki.awnser.com
"To ways that people (mostly women) were tested was:
1. A lake would be blest, the the person who was accused would have there hands and ankles tied together then lowered into the lake, if the person floated and lived he/she would be a witch then killed, but if he/she drowned she would be dead then proved that he/she wasn't a witch.
2. The person accused would have to carry a peace of hot coal around the town two times, when finished if the persons hands were burnt then they would be let go, but if they where fine they would kill you. "

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING HOW STUPID YOU HARDCORE CHRISTIANS CAN BE! *CLAP!*
even tho this was simply a way to make wemon more obidiant to the mans will, this is bullshit!

"They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!. "
Sure we do, but thats to see how our nation was made, and what there beleafs where like, cause now we are Lutheran Christians and we are happy with that.

"But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum."
Insecure about your manhood or something ? a males genitalia was said to be a beuityful thing by one of your Popes, and he had alot of male statues Erected in the honor of that. about 100 years later another Pope flips out and has the Male genitals chopped off and replaced with a leaf! Good game.! nice move lets Destroy art!

"The most famous Icelander is Bjork"
umm. if your going over living people then i supose shes the one yes. but then again we do have Leifur Eiriksson.. the man who found Iceland, and WHAT DO YOU KNOW! he found America aswell. oh my god! this must be BLASBHAMI! he sailed to america in the year 1000. almost 500 years before mr. Columbus even set sail for america. and to make matters worse, Leifur Eiriksson was actualy LOOKING for America (no offence spanians)

"God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland"."
God cursed you at Geography studies and History studies.
Nr.1. Iceland was named Iceland cause the vikings arived during winter, and to keep unwanted people away.
Nr.2. They named Greenland, Greenland to attract more people to it. even tho there was just a tiny spit off coast they could live on.
Nr.3. Really. REALLLYYYY! mostly covered in ice my ASS! if you even look at a map of Iceland you can clearly see we have some Glaciers and irony is they are made of Ice AND! snow. so they arent even 100% ice. and they dont cover 50% of the island meening that your claim is falls. AGAIN!.

"They are Godless."
Ummm Godless meens you have no god or religion. we have a god. not all have the sameone but thats not something that we concern ourselfs about. people are free to choose what they want.

"There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity"
ye. and the funny thing is you most likely bitch every time you get your electric bill or water bill. we dont cause these 2 things make it REALLY! cheap for us. we can leave a 240 Square meeter house with full lighting on for a month and we dont even get 1/4th of your bill BLASBHAMI! again i supose.

"They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!"
OH holy........ we had the worlds first woman president aswell OH OH ! did i just make things worse. oh no! wait. why do i care, she did a great job as president.


ok now for some US of A facts.

You have multible religions aswell.

You make war for your own benefits but once the war is half way done you go "oh shit, we are almost broke aswell"

You claim that your founding fathers are are high and mighty. well, our founding Fathers actualy where father and son.

Your Christian Church is officialy insured against childmolesting accusations. like you've almost earned 950 MILLION! dollors off lawsuits against the Christian churches. and they are all insured with this.

America Relyes on other countrys for some suplys. ill just copy paste the list of countrys "need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior!
"Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc."

(you can pick out the once you dont rely on but i can tell you it wont be more then 30% of that list that you dont rely on for your PERFECT utopia.)

Regards.
Aloof.mp3
P.s. Sorry for the spelling errors I guess im retarded cause i have Dyclexia.

tl:dr

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Cracking open the King James Version of the Bible has certainly not cracked open the portals of your heart

Heart schmart. Reading the Bible will open your eyes to the True Nature of God, and to what is really required of Christians -- i.e., NOT drippy hippie homer love-ins!

By the way, your style resembles Mrs. Doubtfire's or something in drag.

How DARE you compare me to that hairy Mork homer!!

I pity you, like I pity the fool.

Why are you quoting Mr. T? It would appear you are possessed by a demon obsessed with 1980's reruns -- I shall begin praying immediately for your deliverance.

[muhammed omar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all, there is a baptist church in Iceland. People throw feces on their doorstep because they are a bunch of stupid fucks. You guys are ignorant assholes that misinterpret the meaning of the bible and it's message.
Now go back to the psychiatric hospital and stay in your rooms, you're not allowed to leave the hospital and post stupid posts on a site like this, ps worst site ever. Go and do something better with your time then post ignorant statements about subjects that you have no information on.

Allahu Akbar

Hasala Alekum

Jihad is upon you fags.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You guys are ignorant assholes that misinterpret the meaning of the Bible and it's its message.

Well, muhamerd, perhaps if you can substantiate your opinion with rational argumentation, we might be tempted to change our chance.

Personal attacks are simple fallacies made by ignorant people like you. If you can't put together an intelligent argument, please go back to your 3rd world country. Thanks.

[releaseme]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland you will burning in hell with the rest of us unsaved.

[muhammed omar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, muhamerd, perhaps if you can substantiate your opinion with rational argumentation, we might be tempted to change our chance.

Personal attacks are simple fallacies made by ignorant people like you.

First of all, if i live in a third world country that means you live in one to, since i am a proud citizen of the U S and A. And personal attacks? i thought i was addressing the whole congregation of you redneck scums.

[St.Frans]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There are baptists in Iceland. There are many churches that can be described as pentecostal, not many Catholics. Why do you good people not arrange for a mission to Iceland and help the three small baptist churches, two of which good missionaries from the US of A are trying to establish. You need to know that christianity has over 1000 years of history in Iceland and the nation decided to become christian the year 1000 with out any killings. Thousand and thousands of Icelanders took part in the celebration of 1000 years of christianity in Iceland the year 2000. God does not hate Iceland but there is with out a doubt a behavior he does not approve of. Perhaps the situation is a penalty for such behavior. Again I think you good people should send a flock of true brave believers, people that can bring the true word of God to people in need. That would be in accordance with Matt. 28. If you are concerned about this country so far from yours why not consider these people your brothers and sisters and help them. They are in a christian sense our responsibility since we are to love one and other. We should all remember that he who points out our shortcomings is our friend.
Le us all remember that he who claims with his mouth that Jesus is Lord and believes in his heart that God has raised him from death has at least found the strait and narrow road that can leads to salvation. I pray that God bless all who do his work on this earth. Amen

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all, if i live in a third world country that means you live in one to, since i am a proud citizen of the U S and A. And personal attacks? i thought i was addressing the whole congregation of you redneck scums.

Mudhammer, can I call you Mudhammer, I thought so.
When you attack one of our members you attack all, so it is personal. Now you just go back to reading the crapran or what ever it is that you mudslimes read. and I hope from the bottom of my LiL Christian heart you enjoy HELL

[IceLad]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God as depicted in the Bible does not exist, the Bible is an outdated piece of fiction a bunch of old men came up with thousands of years ago to control the masses.
If you take the Bible literally then you are an ignorant moron and should not have the right to have an opinion.
The Bible promotes: Sexism, slavery, racism et cetera

You people have no right to judge an entire nation based on prejudice and religion.

Adults who have imaginary friends with whom the talk to at night and they ask for help belong in a mental institute.

Also, the symbol for Christianity is an ancient means of execution... I'm just sayin'...

[muhammed omar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Mudhammer, can I call you Mudhammer, I thought so.

Yes you may call me mudhammer, if i can call you [negro], or maybe homo? oh well dont care, you are a stupid man shut up.

[IceLad]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

*moron

it was a typo, just to make it clear

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all, if i live in a third world country that means you live in one to too, since i am a proud citizen of the U S and A. And personal attacks?

You do not belong in the USA, certainly not as a citizen. Your only purpose here is to figure out ways to corrupt our society, preferably by hijacking our planes and flying them into our buildings, killing our citizens.

The next time you pray in the direction of mecca, perhaps someone should kick your butt really hard so you'll fly through the air from here to there

i thought i was addressing the whole congregation of you redneck scums.

Please feel absolutely free to leave our country. No one is stopping you. On the contrary.