[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

My last one tonight.................

Almost everyone of you have an award for being ex-mastrubator´s, im sure your still a bunch of wankers, at least I hope so, if not please wear condoms cause the world cant deal with any more of people like your self.

Now my nurse is here, and I´m sure your hole is getting ready for a "good" night sleep.

Have fun

Please remind the nurse to help you to the full dose of tranquilizers tomorrow. It is rather irritating to have random retards coming here posting blunt stupidities.

[Atlandic_123]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It's irrelevant. What do we have to do with KKK and Skinheads? One is an organization and the other is a sub-culture. If you have questions about either, visit their own forums.


Hence: go back to school

Check and mate.

I will pray for you. Maybe Jesus will hold you tonight.

You shear the same views discriminating against people ass hole...

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You shear the same views discriminating against people ass hole...

Aren't you supposed to be asleep by now?

[Atlandic_123]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Aren't you supposed to be asleep by now?

Well good to know you have a bit of humor, yes the pills are kicking in.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You shear the same views discriminating against people ass hole...

We discriminate against no one except for sinners. There is no room for racism at Landover.

Please show one racist statement or image from us.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You shear the same views discriminating against people ass hole...

I don't discriminate, I want all people to go to Heaven with me.

But ask yourself: am I God? No. Who makes the rules as to who can enter Heaven and whom will be sent to Hell? God does. So all I can do is point out the rules that God made - as revealed in the KJV 1611 Bible - and say "guys, you gotta follow the rules".

Which brings us back to Brother Disciple's question: can you show where our views are in conflict with the KJV 1611 Bible?

I will repeat it again:

1. We are True Christians who follow the entire KJV 1611 Bible
2. All our positions are based on the no-interpretation and no-cherry-picking reading of that Bible
3. It is irrelevant to us that someone has an issue with us, because we have God on our side -- as explained throughout the Bible
4. Unless you can show us that we are mistaken by pointing out where we conflict with the KJV 1611 Bible, we will not change a single position. Again, we don't care if we have retards on our side. We want God on our side.

So, once again: you can moan and throw fits all you want and tell us how you come to harass us, but - again - we have God on our side. We have the KJV 1611 Bible and tons of anecdotal evidence to support that claim.

In short: we have God on our side. You have such a void on yours, you have to take pills.

I feel sorry for you, friend.

[Vanderbilt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.


1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
Yes, and all of inhabitants of the Nordic countries are Vikings (sarcasm).. It would be a good idea to do a little research.

2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
And no other country in the world has geography? That doesn't make sense. About the ice thing - please take a quick look at a map, and quickly you'll realize that Iceland has 3 major glaciers, but they don't fill up the whole country.
Is Hell really beneath the crust of the Earth? I thought that there was a mantle, an outer core and an inner core.. Is Hell equal to melted Iron etc.? And just to be clear - other places on Earth is full of geysers and volcanic activity - in your oh so great country, we have Yellowstone. Hell must be very close there too......

3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
And God punished your land be flying aircrafts into towers.... NO! Humans did, and humans did lay the foundation for the GLOBAL financial crisis.

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
As far as I know, she's full of Icelandic DNA. (If you believe in DNA?).

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Please take notice that the Bible was written over a 1000 years ago. The society was different back then.

6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
Oh no! They don't want to kill other people - they can't be good people. God must hate them for that. And as that wasn't the worst - they DO actually think of the weak in their country - just like Norway, Sweden and Denmark - they are doomed!

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Respecting that people are different - what a sin.

8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
Uhh yeah - that site was very, very, very scary - full of witches, wizards and incantations against "good" Christians, to use your language.

9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society. All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their saviour!
Accepting that males have a such thing - is that bad?



Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Wouldn't it be easier just to exclude all nations, but USA - the oh so perfectly country. Please remember, that all of you have ancestors from a lot of these countries.. Without all of us doomed, "hell-loving", unchristian people, you wouldn't have been here.


As an ending: Why is it so hard for you guys just the accept other people who aren't just like you? Other religions is just as good as Christianity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

As an ending: Why is it so hard for you guys just the accept other people who aren't just like you? Other religions is just as good as Christianity.

That's not what God tells us.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[GOD=life]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And God punished your land be flying aircrafts into towers....

That is only because our country is still too tolerant of gays. We suffered 0 attacks prior to the whole gay marriage debate. And we suffered a MAJOR one after it.

Think about it. That's why the USA Constitution must be made Biblical and not secular.

Please take notice that the Bible was written over a 1000 years ago. The society was different back then.

God wasn't any different from now.

Respecting that people are different - what a sin.

So you think God wants us to just idly stand by as you go to Hell? Maybe with better WARNING, you will change your mind and go to Heaven after all. I will not give up on you just because you're a retard.

Other religions is just as good as Christianity.

Can you point out where it says so in the KJV 1611 Bible?

[Big God Denier]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

We discriminate against no one except for sinners. There is no room for racism at Landover.

Please show one racist statement or image from us.

Your profile picture for one

[Big God Denier]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Your profile picture for one

For Bobby-Joe, how can you say that a profile pic, picturing a knight of the KKK is not showing a racist picture? (response to PM since I have already been banned from responding that way)
Just would like a clarification on that one before I even consider an apology.

[ktmtiger]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Congratulations on your ignorance regarding my country!

I automatically assume that our ignorance is not isolated to Iceland when I read your comments.

God will pass judgment on you and your thoughts and comments, how can any god fearing Cristian agree with you lot.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Congratulations on your ignorance regarding my country!

I automatically assume that our ignorance is not isolated to Iceland when I read your comments.

God will pass judgment on you and your thoughts and comments, how can any god fearing Cristian agree with you lot.

Allo atmpussycat! You say we are ignorants for knowing little about your insignificant little island, why is that? Are you not ignorant as well? Do you know anything of Quebec city? No? But it has twice as many peoples as your little island! Why are you knowing nothing of it? What makes you so important in your own silly little mind that we should know more about you than you do about us? Your entire population can fits in 3 city blocks of Montreal!

[Nobar King]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

how can any god fearing Cristian agree with you lot.

How could they not agree?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Congratulations on your ignorance regarding my country!

Are you the actual owner of Iceland? That is excellent news, we have some serious issues to discuss. When are you going to pay back the $5.000.000.000 you stole and when are you going to pay for all the damage your volcano caused?

I automatically assume that our ignorance is not isolated to Iceland

So if people from Iceland leave Iceland they are still ignorant?

God will pass judgment on you and your thoughts and comments, how can any god fearing Cristian agree with you lot.

They have to agree with God otherwise they have to go to Hell!