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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by hjalticoolgaur View Post
    I shall now go to my room and masturbate to the thought of Satan raping my ass.
    So you're a homer huh? Don't worry, there is a cure. Just accept Jesus Christ as your true and only savior and you should be fine. If not, then I'll be laughing in heaven while the devil rapes you in hell.
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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      No one, except maybe foul mouthed racists use the N-Word. For clarification it is the word n*gger. That is a disgusting, hateful term and racists like you get infracted for using it.

      Mud races can be referred to as negroes and niglets. Negro is not a racist word. Martin Luther King used the word "negro" in reference to his own race several times in his "I Have a Dream" speech. Are you calling Martin Luther King a racist?

      Seriously, are you?

      People like you sicken me. Racist trash.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Negro is beautiful term for those dark people we don't have many in Iceland.
        I hear they are quite prone to commit felony's and play basketball.
        All in all a interesting part of the wildlife you got over there.
        Probably much safer than those sand people who ruined your towers few years back.
        Romans 8:6

        6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          No one, except maybe foul mouthed racists use the N-Word. For clarification it is the word n*gger. That is a disgusting, hateful term and racists like you get infracted for using it.

          Mud races can be referred to as negroes and niglets. Negro is not a racist word. Martin Luther King used the word "negro" in reference to his own race several times in his "I Have a Dream" speech. Are you calling Martin Luther King a racist?

          Seriously, are you?

          People like you sicken me. Racist trash.
          Actually, in a way he was racist. He had a false sense of entitlement for negroes, and had obviously never heard of the Curse of Ham. He was trying to deprive True Godly Whites™ of their God-given right to opress negroes, which is oppression in and of its self! So he was the one oppressing whites, not the other way around.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Haha, it feels like April Fools day. This is probably just one really big joke and everybody is running after this.
            But I think that some people here should edit their language a bit, the children from "Jesus Camp" might be reading these threads!!!

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by sallynorth View Post
              Haha, it feels like April Fools day. This is probably just one really big joke and everybody is running after this.
              But I think that some people here should edit their language a bit, the children from "Jesus Camp" might be reading these threads!!!
              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                He is probably talking about a deltaglider of some sort. Never knew they had advanced so far technologically, by the way.
                Here's the new Iceland Air fleet:
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Okey, im from Iceland and I had to say something in here.

                  First of all, this is the Norway Flag, second of all, when I read this forum I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath. I don't believe in God that you guys talk about, I have my own imaginary God, a better God. And when I read that Iceland is a Gateway to Hell, that's just stupid, I mean come on, it's like saying that Sheeps are the devils spy or something.

                  I have nothing against Religion, but when it does affect me and infends me, then it gets personal.

                  When I was growing up, I believed in God, and then I was growing up and it was just clear to me that he is not real, there are no proofs that he is real, and im not gonna waste my life for someone I don't know, like I have said before God is a Santa for grown up people.

                  There are like thousands religions, why are you so certain that this one is?

                  Blahh, im starting to say to much, I just had to take this out of my chest, sorry for my "sins". If God was real, can't he just come to earth and say that he is real? Why is it so difficult if he is allmigthy and stuff.

                  And yes, before I leave, you can spare to say that I will burn in hell or something.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Is your counrty going to give the money back to the people who lost entire life savings when Icesave went under.
                    The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by TheIcelander View Post
                      Okey, im from Iceland and I had to say something in here.
                      Too bad.

                      First of all, this is the Norway Flag
                      OK, you are the FIRST to point this out to us. After over 1,000 replies and 70,000 views. Why hasn't this come up before? Are you trolling us friend? "Those stupid Amerikans won't notice anyway"?

                      I have my own imaginary God
                      I'm sorry to hear that. Why use an imaginary God when you can have the REAL One?

                      Blahh, im starting to say to much,
                      Yes, you are becoming quite agressive now.

                      If God was real, can't he just come to earth and say that he is real?
                      He did. As his own Son. Did you somehow miss that part of the Bible?

                      And yes, before I leave, you can spare to say that I will burn in hell or something.
                      OK, so you know already. That means I don't have to type it yet again.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by TheIcelander View Post
                        And yes, before I leave, you can spare to say that I will burn in hell or something.
                        You will burn in hell .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Have you ever imagine that Jesus was just an illusioinist? And when people have problem like drinking or something and they defeat that problem, and then they say God helped him? What is with that, they should be proud of themselfs and not thanks some guy who is not gauranteed to be real.

                          And by the way, its not bad to be living in Iceland, its to bad that this scam with God has taken to far over the world.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by TheIcelander View Post
                            Have you ever imagine that Jesus was just an illusioinist?
                            No.

                            And by the way, its not bad to be living in Iceland
                            That is nice.

                            Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                            You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                            And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              No.

                              That is nice.

                              Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                              You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                              And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                              You are crazy, watching porn is loads of fun!

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                He did. As his own Son. Did you somehow miss that part of the Bible?

                                His own son yes, but no, I did not actually missed that part. Why did Jesus even bother coming if he is real, God could actually just come down to earth and say "Hey im God" and do some crazy magic stuff. And he is so all knowing and all goodness in him, why does he send people to hell for eternity if you do some mistake in your life? This is just bullshit.

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