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Re: God Hates Iceland!
I pray you're not serious...
Would you like some pointers to finding a copy of the KJV 1611 Bible?
I pray you're not serious...
Would you like some pointers to finding a copy of the KJV 1611 Bible?
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I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
I'm shocked by you .
First of all, you're racists who've got a lot of facts wrong.
1. If iceland is the gateway to hell america must be hell. You've got the second largest volcano in the world , for those of you who dont know what
that volcano is .... It is yellowstone. ( I know it's not the most active volcano in the world but it is over due)
2. If you say it's so bad here in iceland then you should take a hard look at your own country. You are your selfs lokking at an banking crisis.
Your murder rates are off the charts.
3. Why is universal health care BAD? If i would accidentally cut off my thumb it would maybe cost my 100$ to get it fixed at a very good hospital
while you people who dont have a good insurance need to pay 20.000$
so if we are all GODless then at least our country is better in almost every way imaginable.
P.s your country was created by godless people who wanted to creat a utopia for people and it states very clearly in the Declaration of Independence that America should have no certain religion and that everybody should have a right to practice their own religion.
And icelandic people came form norway , sweden and ireland.. not greenland.Comment
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Re: God Hates Iceland!
So you prefer a 100$ quack over a 20.000$ medical expert? You could also fix it yourself, that would be free.Originally posted by monitor View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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It is funny to read watt all of you in this Landrower Blatits church are saying. You all have your head stuck up in Jesus ass
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Funny? Did you read what you wrote? Or in icelandic eskimoe "Funie, di yu reed watt al off yu socked?"Originally posted by SealOilhunter View PostIt is funny to read watt all of you in this Landrower Blatits church are saying. You all have your head stuck up in Jesus ass
How old are you, 11?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I can feel that you Christians are getting angry, now take your gun and go out and shoot some people, then we will welcome you to our kingdom it is good and warm here, I dare you, wee need more of you here
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I prefer killing animals for diner.Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Son, we have God with us, we do not get angy. Actually, you iceland eskimoes are funny and we revel in watching you attempt to survive.Originally posted by SealOilhunter View PostI can feel that you Christians are getting angry, now take your gun and go out and shoot some people, then we will welcome you to our kingdom it is good and warm here, I dare you, wee need more of you here
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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jesus is a fag that died for nothing... no offence
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Well, in your case, He could indeed not have died at all. Doesn't make a difference for where you're going...Originally posted by nammikarl View Post
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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hi im from Iceland... AND IM THE DEVIL.. MWUHAHAHAHAHA... im gonna send my evil courses to u for being holy christian people.. mwuhahahahhahahaha... you will all join me at a party at Hekla where the gates to Hell are.. and I will force u to party your little christian innocent butts offs.. you will be devil worshipers after I will be through with you!!! there will be women the you will have to obay og gay people that will fuck u in the ass... mwuhahahaha... and I think u will all enjoy it..
p.s you have the danish flag not the icelandic one.. stupid ass.. the devil dosent like when the wrong sign is used to mark him.. soo beware!!!Comment
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostSon, we have God with us, we do not get angy. Actually, you iceland eskimoes are funny and we revel in watching you attempt to survive.
Are you sure It is so good to be in the warm of eternity, let your anger out it feels so good
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That's exactly what we've been saying all along: iceland isn't only financially bankrupt but also morally and spiritually.Originally posted by olofmm View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?Originally posted by olofmm View Post
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