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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    Wow, you sound hateful.

    Everyone gets proof of God! EVERYONE!
    But there's one catch:
    If you get your proof AND you surrendered to God, accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior AND followed the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter, you go to HEAVEN!!!
    But if you didn't do all that... you go to HELL
    Arent you guys hateful if you pray for something bad to happend for humans? example the other guy said you guys prayed for that volcano, and you prayed for polands air crash... Sounds hateful to me

    ps. Specially when true believers are suffering in europe aswell...

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
      Always when that smaller volcano has exploded katla has followed in 2 years or so and that sequence has been going on more than 2000 years so I wouldnt be surprised
      Yes, that is the progression, small then big. You seem to be missing the point here. We started praying for the volcanoes before the little one began. And it took less than a month before it erupted. And it is not like it goes up every other month, it was almost 200 years since the last eruption. Are you dim?

      If it wont be big problem i would appriciate if all of you could pray for huge meteor wich destroys whole finland and QUICK. That is the proof what I need....
      No. If it is okay with you, after Katla erupts we will see if that turns some of you around. If it doesn't, Iceland has an even bigger monster in hibernation that we can pray for God to unleash on you. Laki.

      I am not sure how much proof it will take to turn you all around and make you realize you have to accept Jesus as Savior, but I believe in progressive and increasing discipline. Not going to the extreme all at once. You will have your chance to reject God or accept God. You will have nobody to blame for your fate other than yourself.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
        Arent you guys hateful if you pray for something bad to happend for humans?
        No, because:
        1. We cannot make God do anything. We can merely ASK. If God thinks it's a good idea, he'll tickle a volcano.
        2. God will always make sure that any good people will either a) not be killed or b) go to Heaven in the event that they are killed.
        3. Many people are encouraged to find God and go to Heaven. If we can save a million souls by having God kill a few thousand who were going to Hell anyway... then the math works out!

        Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
        Sounds hateful to me
        It's out of love, friend. Remember: bad things only happen to bad people. Unless it's a test by God, in which case you can consider yourself special and lucky.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          iceland is a wonderful place with wonderful people. How do you know anything???
          Maybe some of you should coe and really see what a wonderful place it is and how caring the people are

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
            Yes, that is the progression, small then big. You seem to be missing the point here. We started praying for the volcanoes before the little one began. And it took less than a month before it erupted. And it is not like it goes up every other month, it was almost 200 years since the last eruption. Are you dim?

            No. If it is okay with you, after Katla erupts we will see if that turns some of you around. If it doesn't, Iceland has an even bigger monster in hibernation that we can pray for God to unleash on you. Laki.

            I am not sure how much proof it will take to turn you all around and make you realize you have to accept Jesus as Savior, but I believe in progressive and increasing discipline. Not going to the extreme all at once. You will have your chance to reject God or accept God. You will have nobody to blame for your fate other than yourself.
            Whoa, If Laki goes off them the world it Doomed, INCLUDING USA

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
              iceland is a wonderful place with wonderful people. How do you know anything???
              Maybe some of you should coe and really see what a wonderful place it is and how caring the people are
              This mental midget really thinks we care about the decendants of retarded fishermen who got lost on the way to Jesusland. The nerve of these foreigners is astounding.

              The only time we will ever have to see them is after God tosses them en masse into the Lake of Fire. Then they can be as caring as they want in the service of demons! Praise!

              Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                Yes, that is the progression, small then big. You seem to be missing the point here. We started praying for the volcanoes before the little one began. And it took less than a month before it erupted. And it is not like it goes up every other month, it was almost 200 years since the last eruption. Are you dim?

                No. If it is okay with you, after Katla erupts we will see if that turns some of you around. If it doesn't, Iceland has an even bigger monster in hibernation that we can pray for God to unleash on you. Laki.

                I am not sure how much proof it will take to turn you all around and make you realize you have to accept Jesus as Savior, but I believe in progressive and increasing discipline. Not going to the extreme all at once. You will have your chance to reject God or accept God. You will have nobody to blame for your fate other than yourself.
                Last time Laki erupted the gulf of Mexico froze, just to hint at the massive effect it has on you guys on the other side of the pond

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                  This mental midget really thinks we care about the decendants of retarded fishermen who got lost on the way to Jesusland. The nerve of these foreigners is astounding.

                  The only time we will ever have to see them is after God tosses them en masse into the Lake of Fire. Then they can be as caring as they want in the service of demons! Praise!
                  yes and when them volcanos erupt the ash and gasses will blow to america and they will choke all americans

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
                    Last time Laki erupted the gulf of Mexico froze, just to hint at the massive effect it has on you guys on the other side of the pond
                    There is no such mention of this event in the Bible. However, seeing as the area was uninhabited (and technically still is) by people before the Tower of Babel, the receding waters of the Great Flood might have been frozen for a period of time by the power of God alone. It still would not be recorded or readable in any pagan, gobbeldy-gook recordings of false history.

                    This being said, one pitiful mountain will not bring down God's chosen nation, the United States of America. Don't you forget it.

                    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
                      yes and when them volcanos erupt the ash and gasses will blow to america and they will choke all americans
                      The only choking that will happen in your future is when you are kneeling before the Devil in Hell you intolerable little hog!

                      Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
                        yes and when them volcanos erupt the ash and gasses will blow to america and they will choke all americans
                        Son, God in His great Wisdom made sure that the wind blows straight over Europe and Russia.
                        After all, He wouldn't want to spoil America, His favorite country.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                          The only choking that will happen in your future is when you are kneeling before the Devil in Hell you intolerable little hog!
                          [Demonic language deleted].

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
                            Steinhaltu kjafti, helvítis hórutussa! Mömmuriðill Djöfull ertu heimskur. Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig.
                            Demonspeak means nothing here. Go gargle your vomit elsewhere and let God's chosen be in peace.

                            Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by icelandic_boy View Post
                              Steinhaltu kjafti, helvítis hórutussa! Mömmuriðill Djöfull ertu heimskur. Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig.
                              You would do WHAT in my face?
                              You horrid, evil child.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                Son, God in His great Wisdom made sure that the wind blows straight over Europe and Russia.
                                After all, He wouldn't want to spoil America, His favorite country.
                                nah thats why he always sends floods and tornados and twisters to America. NOT TO MENTION TOTAL JERKOFFS LIKE YOU

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