[Seth Campbell]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I was speaking to my wife.

[SCARKROW]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Why do you bother with trolls? Is this where the sarcasm I've been seeing lately is coming from?

Know your place woman.

hmm, no real sarcasm intended, im not a troller, and last time i checked i had a penis ( male apendage to those who dont know ), im pretty sure that biologically makes me a bloke

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

dear pastor eziekial you still didnt answer my question, read Exodus 20:8-11,

then tell me how you follow the bible to the LETTER

Your question has been answered.

Why do you even care? You aren't a Christian. You're just another Godmocker trying to play "gotcha!" with us.

Why don't you tell us how you follow the Holy Bible.

[SCARKROW]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

dear pastor eziekial you still didnt answer my question, read Exodus 20:8-11,

then tell me how you follow the bible to the LETTER

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Here you go. Christians don't have to follow the Sabbath laws.

Romans 14:5
One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.


Colossians 2:16
Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

dear pastor eziekial, as to you following the BIBLE to the LETTER, have you ever wonderd why you worship on sunday, sunday is the first day of the week look at any calender more than 10 years old......it will have the week start on sunday, if im not mistaken in Exodus 20:8 it says, Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Christians don't have to keep the Saturday sabbath nor follow dietary laws.

Give me a couple of seconds and I will show you the NT verses, mkay?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Why do you bother with trolls? Is this where the sarcasm I've been seeing lately is coming from?

Know your place woman.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Oh, no now it's scary BOLD LARGE FONT

Is the next troll going to use scary BOLD LARGE RED FONT

Really, is there a reason to scream?

[SCARKROW]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

dear pastor eziekial, as to you following the BIBLE to the LETTER, have you ever wonderd why you worship on sunday, sunday is the first day of the week look at any calender more than 10 years old......it will have the week start on sunday, if im not mistaken in Exodus 20:8 it says, Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

in verse 9 it goes on to say, Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

verse 10, But the seventh day [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in it] thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that [is] within thy gates:

and finaly verse 11, For [in] six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them [is], and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

and as to it not being an open forum, maybe you should make it harder for (outsiders) to sighn up to your forum, and get some better I.T. guys to block each thread from people you dont want comenting on

well you can bann me now if you like ill just come back with another account with one of the other 10 email accounts i have so good luck

oh, and another question, are you a retarded string from the flat earth sociaty, beleiving that the earth is flat, what is your proof of that

nice to know you
bye

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

you do know that that is the AUSTRALIAN flag you have up and not the NZ flag, learn your geography properly....and how can you not believe in the world actualy being a globe, please explain to me what the shape of the lunar eclpis, round no?....

Because the moon is round? God made it that way?

[SCARKROW]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

New Zealand is a small insignificant country on the edge of the world. It used to be part of England but everyone there forgot about it. There are a few True Christians™ there, but most of it's inhabitants are going straight to Hell.

1. New Zealand has the highest amount of Apatheism (Atheism on steroids) in the world. They do not just ignore God, they are openly proud about it!
2. New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire world. And this is not just per capita! Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."
3. More or less civilized people arrived in New Zealand by canoe in about AD 1250–1300. This canoe is still the most advanced form of transportation New Zealand has.
4. Many people in New Zealand die because they ignore the Holy Bible and mistakenly think Earth is a globe. Then they fall off the edge. New Zealand is in denial about this and claims a lot of people drown in the Waikato River to explain these "mysterious" deaths. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
5. New Zealand claims to be a peaceful nation but in reality no one ever cared enough to invade it and no one there owns enough to make any form of crime profitable. And there is nothing peaceful about the way in which the Māori are mistreated. Many Māori are in jail for crimes that don't even exist in New Zealand and ancient Māori rock-art is often damaged or destroyed. The government has provided over NZ$900 million (about 7 American Dollars) in settlements in an attempt to undo some of the severe damage done to the Māori.
6. When British explorer James Cook started trading in 1769 the people of New Zealand mostly paid for the goods with sex. For those in denial about this: King (2003) pg 122.
7. In 2003 New Zealand decriminalised the sex trade. Most female workers in New Zealand are whores. Proverbs 23:27-28 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men."
8. Since people in New Zealand have no real property other than sex trade they invented Kiwi Dollars to pretend having an economy. These Kiwi Dollars are also valid in Cook Islands, Niue, Tokelau, and the Pitcairn Islands all of which are, surprisingly, even less significant than New Zealand. Everywhere else in the world they are better known as Monopoly Money.
   

All people New Zealand of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

you do know that that is the AUSTRALIAN flag you have up and not the NZ flag, learn your geography properly....and how can you not believe in the world actualy being a globe, please explain to me what the shape of the lunar eclpis, round no?....

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

1)canoeing is an olympic event.

Did New Zealand ever win something?

2) You still didn;t mention all the rapists murderers, thieves and retardds who were sent to the US before australia was discovered

We executed all of those. Most of them in Texas.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

1)canoeing is an olympic event.
2) You still didn;t mention all the rapists murderers, thieves and retardds who were sent to the US before australia was discovered

1) So was croquet.
2) Slavery was well underway before the USA was established.

[shrimp]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

[QUOTE=James Dewitt;511898]

1)




Is canoeing an Olympic event?



Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.

1)canoeing is an olympic event.
2) You still didn;t mention all the rapists murderers, thieves and retardds who were sent to the US before australia was discovered

[Sam Diamond]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Brother James have you ever seen a fellow from New Zooland that did not have theses on?