[oliver the blubbereater]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same USA (Under Satans Arm) and why are you guys copying thr Brittish flag (same colours and with stripes), oh and like ours too and like Norway too and like Faroe Islands

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Well cranky, i was looking at pictures on the internet and there was one that cought my eye. It´s Canadina men, doo you guys all dress like that.

I am from America, not from Canada. So I would have no idea about that. But your picture might be useful for an insightful article about why God hates Canada.

[oliver the blubbereater]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I am not sure but I have heard they even dress up like sheep to compensate for it.

Picture of a New Zealand sheep suit which New Zealand women use to seduce men:

Well cranky, i was looking at pictures on the internet and there was one that cought my eye.
It´s Canadina men, doo you guys all dress like that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

YOU ARE JUST Two FACED piffleHEADs AND I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOUR KIND EXTREMIST WHO THINK THEIR BETER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE BTW I piffle ALL UR MOMS IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED MORE AND I AM MORE INFORMED THAT YOU U piffleING BASTARDS I HAVE A PHD THEOLOGY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES YOU DUMB piffleS, BTW AGAIN GO piffle YOURSELF WITH A RAKE YOU DUMB piffle

With such an obviously fine education you have, you managed to succinctly put across your point in an irrefutable manner. I know of no reasonable man that could argue against a person such as yourself.

You know friend, if you'd just apply some of that education, and give God a chance to envelope you with His love, you might be a happy person instead of the shame of a man you have presented here.


YIC
JH

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

BTW GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT WHOM SO EVER BELIEVED IN HIS SHALL NOT PERISH SO READ THAT PASSAGE AGAIN AND GET OF NEW ZEA-LANDS BACK AND ICELAND CAUSE GOD LOVED THE WORLD AND WHOMEVER BELIEVES IN HIM

Want to read the rest of that one?

3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

But of course, you're right we're the ones who twist scripture.

[TYRANTO]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

[QUOTE=James Dewitt;511898]

1)

Does it really matter? Its a Catlik homer parade



Its not our fault that New Zeeplanders don't know their own flag



And we are the bad guys, when you spread lies. But are they really lies?



Is canoeing an Olympic event?



Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.

Now lets look at your user name Shrimp.

Leviticus 11:9-12



These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


God hates shrimp, If it where me I would pick a better name, maybe Kangaroo or jackass

In Australia we call shrimps prawns. Although Aussies are rather fond of prawns to call somebody one is THE supreme insult.

The vile poofter parade that is held once a year, is Sydney's main industry.
(americans have been known to visit Sydney just to participate in this disgusting ritual - but over here in the land of real men we KNOW that all americans are queer)

Yes, I think so at least with kyacks which are a type of canoe. I believe that I have seen canoes of the Canadian variety in the Olympics (maybe not) but those canoes are definitely North American. (if not an officially endorsed Landover Baptist weapon of war.)

Brother Eziekel, you are right about both New Zealand and Australia. New Zealand has fewer convicts but both countries are full of people who left their
own country for their own country's good, and virtually nobody else.

A T-shirt emblazoned with the words -- AUSTRALIA - THE LAND WHERE MEN ARE MEN & SHEEP ARE VERY NERVOUS. - is a popular male fashion item in Australia. My own son often wears one when playing lead guitar in punk rock bands.


To call an Australian a Kangaroo is basically a term of endearment, although it is a totally stupid creature and only useful for producing a rough kind of meat (good for lasagne) and decorating the radiator grilles of trucks and cars. Most Australians are far too ignorant to know what a jackass is but the term is used by them to describe the kookooburra, a native bird noted for its stupid laughter.
New Zealand has a pathetic snivelling Kiwi bird as its own national emblem (imports of this bird are banned here but this fair land is full of snivelling Kiwis of the human kind)

Thanking You For Your Christian Forbearance

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

YOU ARE JUST Two FACED piffleHEADs AND I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOUR KIND EXTREMIST WHO THINK THEIR BETER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE BTW I piffle ALL UR MOMS IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED MORE AND I AM MORE INFORMED THAT YOU U piffleING BASTARDS I HAVE A PHD THEOLOGY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES YOU DUMB piffleS, BTW AGAIN GO piffle YOURSELF WITH A RAKE YOU DUMB piffle

My mother's been dead for 30 years, so um....... ewwwww.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

BTW GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT WHOM SO EVER BELIEVED IN HIS SHALL NOT PERISH SO READ THAT PASSAGE AGAIN AND GET OF NEW ZEA-LANDS BACK AND ICELAND CAUSE GOD LOVED THE WORLD AND WHOMEVER BELIEVES IN HIM

I suspect demon possession in this one, hence the all caps rant and unintelligible gibberish.

Is your name Legion, demon?!

Mark 5:9
And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

[SCARKROW]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

BTW GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT WHOM SO EVER BELIEVED IN HIS SHALL NOT PERISH SO READ THAT PASSAGE AGAIN AND GET OF NEW ZEA-LANDS BACK AND ICELAND CAUSE GOD LOVED THE WORLD AND WHOMEVER BELIEVES IN HIM

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

It's so incredibly sad we have to put up with abuse like this, but at least the LORD warned us we would.

Hebrews 12:3
For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.

[SCARKROW]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

YOU ARE JUST Two FACED FUCKHEADs AND I HATE EVERYONE LIKE YOUR KIND EXTREMIST WHO THINK THEIR BETER THEN EVERYBODY ELSE BTW I FUCK ALL UR MOMS IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED MORE AND I AM MORE INFORMED THAT YOU U FUCKING BASTARDS I HAVE A PHD THEOLOGY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES YOU DUMB FUCKS, BTW AGAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE YOU DUMB FUCK

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

READ EXODUS 20 8-11

Your question has already been answered.

I'll post Brother Levi's post in a larger font since you seem unable to read it.

Here you go. Christians don't have to follow the Sabbath laws.

Romans 14:5
One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.


Colossians 2:16
Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:
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Anyway, we do keep the Sabbath, just not on Saturday like the jews do. Can you prove that the Jews are right with their Saturdays? The Lord says to keep the seventh day Holy, as in 1 day in 7. He doesn't specifically say which day.

The new moon is Holy to jews too, do you celebrate that as well? Ignoring our answers isn't going to change anything.

[SCARKROW]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

READ EXODUS 20 8-11

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

He listen people if god so loved the world than why are you contradicting what he wrote read your damn bible you bunch of gadforsaken sinners i am a sinner yet now im saved thanks for my believ in GOD he sent his son SO NOW GET THE piffle OF THE NET BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTROYING HIS WORD AND WORKS SO piffle OFF, btw I piffleING HATE EXTREMISTS JUST LIKE piffleING MUSLIMS SO JUST SO STAND piffle BACK AND LITERALLY FoxtrotUincornCharlieKilo YOUR OWN FACE

Where are we Biblically incorrect? Nowhere do we contradict the Bible, we follow all of it, unlike cherry picking Christians who decide what to believe and what to ignore.

[SCARKROW]

Re: Why God Sent his son to save all the world.

He listen people if god so loved the world than why are you contradicting what he wrote read your damn bible you bunch of gadforsaken sinners i am a sinner yet now im saved thanks for my believ in GOD he sent his son SO NOW GET THE FUCK OF THE NET BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTROYING HIS WORD AND WORKS SO FUCK OFF, btw I FUCKING HATE EXTREMISTS JUST LIKE FUCKING MUSLIMS SO JUST SO STAND FUCK BACK AND LITERALLY FoxtrotUincornCharlieKilo YOUR OWN FACE