[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

You don't have any patience do you?

He is a teenager. So eager to get into Hell.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

The speed of your typing isn't the problem. This is.

You don't have any patience do you?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

The speed of your typing isn't the problem. This is.

That must be JesOs working...I have never received a message like that

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

The speed of your typing isn't the problem. This is.

This forum requires that you wait 600 seconds between posts. Please try again in 433 seconds.

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

i-s t-h-i-s- s-l-o-w- -e-n-o-u-g-h?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

=SirSamVimes;532451]

A small number. Not all of them. And in the U.S. I am not in the U.S.

We figured that right out when you said you where from New Zooland

Would you condemn an entire group for the actions of a small number of its members?

That's just what the Pope says about all the pedophile priests he is hiding.

I've seen people speak in tongues, and I suppose it's up to the viewer whether or not they consider it to be a divine presence, or gibberish.

I just finished watching the video that Pastor Zeke put up. Sounds like gibberish to me.

I go to the church because I enjoy it, I feel a presence of God in the worship and the sermons, and I have good friends there.

Boy you would really be impressed if you went to a real Christian church. I swear some times when our Pastors are spreading the word to us, it feels like Jesus is sitting right next to me. Praise Jesus, Shout Glory!

This whole ten minute flood control thing is starting to get annoying when I'm trying to post in two threads.

I did not know you where a retard, some times I am posting on 10 different threads. From now on we will type slower so you can keep up.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Would you condemn an entire group for the actions of a small number of its members?

If that is what's necessary to protect my family from rapists and snake fondlers and such, yes.

I've seen people speak in tongues, and I suppose it's up to the viewer whether or not they consider it to be a divine presence, or gibberish.

So I can just start making a bunch of noise and tell people I'm bilingual? Yeah, right.

I go to the church because I enjoy it, I feel a presence of God in the worship and the sermons, and I have good friends there.

What you really need is a church that will keep you out of Hell.

This whole ten minute flood control thing is starting to get annoying when I'm trying to post in two threads.

Try Mylanta.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Pastor, it seems to me that being a True Christian Baptist is the only way to be with Jesus. Cathliks worship Mary and kiss rings, Mormons think that they will get their own planet and wear some freaky jockey shorts. And now you are telling me that the Pentecostal's kiss snakes. Cults each and every one of them.

Why not just read and follow the directions in the Bible?

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

small number of Pentecostal churches in the U.S.

A small number. Not all of them. And in the U.S. I am not in the U.S.

Would you condemn an entire group for the actions of a small number of its members?

I've seen people speak in tongues, and I suppose it's up to the viewer whether or not they consider it to be a divine presence, or gibberish.

I go to the church because I enjoy it, I feel a presence of God in the worship and the sermons, and I have good friends there.

This whole ten minute flood control thing is starting to get annoying when I'm trying to post in two threads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Pastor what is a pentecostal? This Sam fellow says that's what he is.

Pentacoastals are notorious false Christians. They kiss snakes in order to "prove" they love Jesus, and they get all worked up and speak gibberish in church and call it "tongues."

It's all blasphemy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I think it's some sort of snake fondling cult. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Pastor what is a pentecostal? This Sam fellow says that's what he is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I did not intend to troll your forum. Is disagreeing with a poster in any way here considered trolling?

There is nothing to disagree with. Everything we say can be backed up with Scripture from the Holy Word of God.

Case Closed. Jesus always wins.

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

How would you like it if I came and disagreed with you?

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I did not intend to troll your forum. Is disagreeing with a poster in any way here considered trolling?