[Soulless Husk]

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Because we are careful people here. You will have to earn our thrust first.

Cranky old man, I think maybe you meant trust? Or did you... Is there some kind of strange hazing procedures that I'm not aware of here? I think maybe I'll have to dust off the old metal underwear again. They haven't seen much use since my pilgrimage days of trekking through Russia spreading the good word to those Atheist marxist scum. Talk about behind the iron curtain...

[Cranky Old Man]

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Cranky old man, I think maybe you meant trust?

Yes you are right I spelled that wrong. I was home schooled and my fathers priority was for me to learn all about the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Is there some kind of strange hazing procedures that I'm not aware of here?

No, you just have to prove to be a True Christian(tm).

[DevoutBob]

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Wrong again, sodomite. On the third day He Rose!! Glory!! He only died TEMPORARILY you fool!

Matthew 5:22

[Cranky Old Man]

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Matthew 5:22

That does indeed seem to apply to you: "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

[DevoutBob]

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Hello Mr. Cranky, long time no see. How does it apply to me?

During m lovely visit here, I don't believe I have called anyone a fool.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Hello Mr. Cranky, long time no see. How does it apply to me? During m lovely visit here, I don't believe I have called anyone a fool.

No problem. I will be glad to point out, once again, that you are a complete idiot.

Your response to Brother Enoch:

... make you look silly ...

[DevoutBob]

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No problem. I will be glad to point out, once again, that you are a complete idiot.

Your response to Brother Enoch: Quote:


Originally Posted by DevoutBob
... make you look silly ...

Mr. Cranky,
let's not truncate my quote to the point of 4 words. It was actually:

Fortunately for me, your reliance on sly mocks only make you look silly.

Now, "...make you look silly..." I hardly imagine that to be even remotely synonymous to 'fool'. In fact:

you are a complete idiot.

(your words, Mr.Cranky) is synonymous


The hypocrisy.

[Cranky Old Man]

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let's not truncate my quote to the point of 4 words

I quoted the exact part where you told Brother Enoch he looks silly. That's the entire point of quoting actually, copying the part you want to discuss. If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.

Now, "...make you look silly..." I hardly imagine that to be even remotely synonymous to 'fool'

Then there is something seriously wrong with your imagination.

In fact: (your words, Mr.Cranky) is synonymous The hypocrisy

You might have noticed Matthew 5:22 also mentions "without a cause". In your specific case I was simply telling the truth as God commands me to do: John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Do you see now how convenient it is that I did not copy the entire Holy Bible here? Do you see now why you are an idiot?

[DevoutBob]

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You might have noticed Matthew 5:22 also mentions "without a cause". In your specific case I was simply telling the truth as God commands me to do: John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

I ask you this, Sir Cranky. Was I without cause?

I quoted the exact part where you told Brother Enoch he looks silly. That's the entire point of quoting actually, copying the part you want to discuss. If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.

In doing that you hid critical insight to the story, fooling your Brothers and Sisters into agreeance.

"Fortunately for me, your reliance on sly mocks"

.

If I would follow your flawed logic I would have to copy the entire Holy Bible every time I wanted to quote some scripture.

If you follow my logic, you would post the whole sentance.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I ask you this, Sir Cranky. Was I without cause?

Yes, it was without just cause.

In doing that you hid critical insight to the story, fooling your Brothers and Sisters into agreeance.

You might have noticed that in my quote there is a that allows direct access to the entire posting with just a single click. On the other hand, I would like to point out that you deliberately removed the from most of your own quotes. So it is you who is trying to fool people and not me.

If you follow my logic

I rather prefer not to do that. I prefer to follow the sound and perfect logic of the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

[DevoutBob]

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Yes, it was without just cause.

You might have noticed that in my quote there is a that allows direct access to the entire posting with just a single click. On the other hand, I would like to point out that you deliberately removed the from most of your quotes. So it is you who is trying to fool people and not me.

I apologise as I had no idea that those buttons did that. In no way was it deliberate, as I have nothing to hide.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I apologise as I had no idea that those buttons did that. In no way was it deliberate, as I have nothing to hide.

Apology accepted. We are all here to learn.

[Live and Love]

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My oldest son took you up on this offer, and I am extremely proud of him.

Of course, I don't allow video games in my household, as they are the pornography of Satan, so I hacked the hardware to make it only play church DVD's.

[Brad Crassley]

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My oldest son took you up on this offer, and I am extremely proud of him.

Of course, I don't allow video games in my household, as they are the pornography of Satan, so I hacked the hardware to make it only play church DVD's.

Amen. I too accept Jesus Christ! Do I get a Free PS3 as well? Does it comes with a baseball video game?

[BelieverInGod]

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Amen. I too accept Jesus Christ! Do I get a Free PS3 as well? Does it comes with a baseball video game?

You know this offer is for kids right?