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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #181
    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Adam Lendon View Post
    I quess I'm not true believer in your eyes because I don't hate gay people, I try not to hate at all.
    It's not our eyes that count, it's God's eyes. The Holy Bible tells us that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

    Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

    So you see, if you don't hate queers along with God, He's promised to send you down to hell right along with them.

    By the way, did you know that this is a Christian forum? Why are you here if you wish to disobey God?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Adam Lendon
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      • Mar 2011
      • 7

      #182
      Re: Does God hate Finland?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Here are some ways that you can recognize a homosexual.

      How is that going for you? Issues? Been going to therapy?

      Ok, thanks. Maybe this helps me to spot the homosexuals and save me from dangerous situations. I also heard that gay people wear wooden necklaces so others can identify them easily, don't know if this is true. One of my friends told me he pees like girls, sitting down, which seemed really odd. Should I be worried he tries something? I sure as hell won't go to sauna with him anymore.

      It's not going well, as I said I'm trying. Years of anger management therapy but again today my hate took over and shouted at bus driver cause he drove past my stop. I got over it after drinking a few beers and and hour with my punching bag.

      I'm starting to understand this site after reading few topics, it almost feels like home now.

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      • Adam Lendon
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        • Mar 2011
        • 7

        #183
        Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        It's not our eyes that count, it's God's eyes. The Holy Bible tells us that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."




        So you see, if you don't hate queers along with God, He's promised to send you down to hell right along with them.

        By the way, did you know that this is a Christian forum? Why are you here if you wish to disobey God?
        Ok, thank you for clearing that up. I just found this forum via link my friend sent me and I'm still looking into the topics here so give me a little time before you judge.

        I wouldn't even think of disobeying god, I've just been lied to before and didn't realize the truth was hidden from me by false pastors who have been infiltrated to my church by the devil. I think it's gonna be a long night ahead, all these new thoughts in my head...

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #184
          Re: Does God hate Finland?

          Originally posted by Adam Lendon View Post
          Ok, thank you for clearing that up. I just found this forum via link my friend sent me and I'm still looking into the topics here so give me a little time before you judge.

          I wouldn't even think of disobeying god, I've just been lied to before and didn't realize the truth was hidden from me by false pastors who have been infiltrated to my church by the devil. I think it's gonna be a long night ahead, all these new thoughts in my head...
          Well it seems that the Holy Spirit is busy cleaning our your eskimo rectum, friend. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Adam Lendon
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            • Mar 2011
            • 7

            #185
            Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well it seems that the Holy Spirit is busy cleaning our your eskimo rectum, friend. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
            Ok,sorry about being rude. I'll do that right away.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #186
              Re: Does God hate Finland?

              Originally posted by Adam Lendon View Post
              Ok, thank you for clearing that up. I just found this forum via link my friend sent me and I'm still looking into the topics here so give me a little time before you judge.

              I wouldn't even think of disobeying god, I've just been lied to before and didn't realize the truth was hidden from me by false pastors who have been infiltrated to my church by the devil. I think it's gonna be a long night ahead, all these new thoughts in my head...
              Is like me this was. I was Witness of Jehová until I find out it's false religion and I reject it and their deluded 144,000 fantasy idea too. I think you is going to be safed if you open you to Jesus and listen proper to that what the pastors say my friend.

              I hope these advises of humble woman are help.

              YiC, Mari
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • seppotaalasmaa
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                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2011
                • 2

                #187
                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                what God thinks hiroshima?? in pearl harpor kills 2400 sailors amd hiroshima kills 100000 japanies and same amount hurts and don`t forget that radioactive thingies.... god has really warm place for americans

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                • Cursed
                  Recovering Bastard
                  Head of Landover Glee Club
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1363

                  #188
                  Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  I think GOD hates the Japanese even more than the Finnish, but I'm not sure; we'd have to confirm this with a True Christian Pastor.

                  It's a pretty close race, for sure.
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1307

                    #189
                    Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    Originally posted by seppotaalasmaa View Post
                    pearl harpor kills 2400 sailors amd hiroshima kills 100000 japanies
                    A musician kill all those people?!?
                    That's very surprise, even for crazy mad musician.
                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                    • seppotaalasmaa
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2

                      #190
                      Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      keep up the good work! I really believed that the Americans are so stupid that maintain such a site like this.

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                      • nikokoko
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                        • Mar 2011
                        • 4

                        #191
                        Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        I hope you aint pointing towards america, since all you do is push countries over their lines and bring death with you.

                        You people are greedy, mean and selfish the most.

                        Yet, im off topic. God might hate Finland, but hey, we're going very good at the moment so i think we will do just fine without one?

                        And who are you to judge people, aint this world suppose to be free and that you could live as you like and not to do what you been told ( if u get what i mean)

                        REGARDS FROM FINLAND !

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #192
                          Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Originally posted by nikokoko View Post
                          I hope you aint pointing towards america, since all you do is push countries over their lines and bring death with you.

                          You people are greedy, mean and selfish the most.

                          Yet, im off topic. God might hate Finland, but hey, we're going very good at the moment so i think we will do just fine without one?

                          And who are you to judge people, aint this world suppose to be free and that you could live as you like and not to do what you been told ( if u get what i mean)

                          REGARDS FROM FINLAND !
                          My my, another heathen with no manners.

                          You are truly a fine example enforcing the image of narrow minded eskimo biggot. Could you try to act like civilised person and at least introduce yourself (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16) before ushering more of your hatred on our way?

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                          • AkuAnkka
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 6

                            #193
                            Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            So many false statements about Finland in this whole chat...

                            In first page people posted wikipedia links of Moomins (not finnish), language (most people have NOT quit speaking finnish for the difficultiness of it), and so on. Why judge Finland to be hated by god even tho you don't seem to know very much of Finland itself? Also, Ezekiel, Finns are not eskimos

                            Pastor Ezekiel:
                            "Where does it say that in the Bible?

                            If what you say is true, why would Jesus send people to hell?

                            You foreigner scum just don't make sense. You can't just make God up."

                            Some of you seem to do it to. I'm pretty sure god loves everyone, even if it wasn't mentioned straight in the bible. Where in the bible does god say he hates Finland for their language or suicide-rates? Nowhere, methinks.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22840

                              #194
                              Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              Originally posted by nikokoko View Post
                              Yet, im off topic. God might hate Finland, but hey, we're going very good at the moment so i think we will do just fine without one?
                              Proverb:1:24: Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
                              Proverb:1:25: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
                              Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
                              Proverb:1:27: When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
                              Proverb:1:28: Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
                              Proverb:1:29: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
                              Proverb:1:30: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
                              Proverb:1:31: Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
                              Proverb:1:32: For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.


                              That's God talking, son. You better get yourself and your God-foresaken country right with Him.
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                              • AkuAnkka
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                                • Mar 2011
                                • 6

                                #195
                                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Also, forgot to add this one in my last post.

                                Alphonse Alban:
                                "I'll attach picture from latest Finnish ABC book in the end of this post. Roughly translated the text below letter N says "Nigger washes his face, but does not become whiter at all". So you see, racist term nigger is still commonly used in Finland instead of proper term, that is "negro"."

                                I think you shouldn't blame it on us that the racistic terms are used in tens of years olf book. Unfortunately, calling African Americans with such names was concidered normal in daily language in the 20th century.

                                Also, we (the Finns) have been called eskimos and blubber farmers in these posts for the reason that we live up in the North. Isn't that racist?
                                I think this god you believe in also created the northern parts of this planet, didn't he? Would he like you to talk to them in such ignorant way just because they live in North? I don't think so.

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