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  • #16
    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
    I was asking a god related question, that's not linguistics.
    So please answer the God-related question that has been put to you.


    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    My question for you is this: What are YOU going to do to make Finland a more Godly place? Can you start by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and repent of being the troll that you are?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: Does God hate Finland?

      My answer will give you reason for God to hate us. I will not do anything. Finland has so many atheists that I have only met a "True believer" once. There are some religious people, but they don't really believe that. They wont prey and so on... Many people actually quit church everyday and average people only go to church because they are forced to go there 4 times a year with school (Christmas, Easter etc...) . Of course people can say no, but nobody wants to stay at school with a bunch of Muslims. I bet you can make a good stereotype out of that one. And I think that religion is trolling than this is. Oh, the irony.

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      • #18
        Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
        Because Finns think that Finnish is much better than English.[...]
        2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

        or as you might succinctly put it,

        Ja sentähden Jumala lähettää heille väkevän eksytyksen, niin että he uskovat valheen,

        (Dear Lord, Thou hast done a wonderful job cursing their tongue. Amen)

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        • #19
          Re: Does God hate Finland?

          @Oompa-loompa Why do the Finish think their language is much better than English? Are they not aware of #Zephaniah 3:9 where God makes clear he hates Finish?
          I Jesus!

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          • #20
            Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @Oompa-loompa Why do the Finish think their language is much better than English? Are they not aware of #Zephaniah 3:9 where God makes clear he hates Finish?
            But Finnish is the most purest language there is. "Oh, and the creator of the universe just confirmed this".

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            • #21
              Re: Does God hate Finland?

              Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
              But Finnish is the most purest language there is. "Oh, and the creator of the universe just confirmed this".
              That must be why the King James Bible is written in Finish and why almost everyone in the world speaks Finish as first or second language. Oh wait, that's not Finish but English! No one who matters speaks Finish...
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #22
                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                That must be why the King James Bible is written in Finish and why almost everyone in the world speaks Finish as first or second language. Oh wait, that's not Finish but English! No one who matters speaks Finish...
                Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world. This is just Gods task for you to discover the holy language...

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                • #23
                  Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  I thought that Finland was a penal colony for Russia. That's where the commies kept the gulags, rapist and child molesters.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                    Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world. This is just Gods task for you to discover the holy language...
                    Dont be silly Mandarin is a type of chink food like Hanan and canonises. Why are you off topic? We are talking about why God hate you Finlanders

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                    • #25
                      Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      I thought that Finland was a penal colony for Russia. That's where the commies kept the gulags, rapist and child molesters.
                      The Kings went on the holidays to Finland.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                        The Kings went on the holidays to Finland.
                        Kings? I heard that Finland has a lot of queens

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                        • #27
                          Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Dont be silly Mandarin is a type of chink food like Hanan and canonises. Why are you off topic? We are talking about why God hate you Finlanders.
                          Silly? Apparently 1,151,000,000 people doesn't think so.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                            Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world.
                            No it is not, even when you ignore that there are 9 very different versions of Mandarin: Standard, Northeastern, Southwestern, Jiaoliao, Zhongyuan, Jilu, Jianghuai, Lanyin and Dungan. When you combine first and second language English is clearly in the lead. Just like you, many people from China and India can speak English. I assure you very very few Americans waste time on learning Finish or Chinese. So there can be 0% doubt that English is the language chosen by God.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #29
                              Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              Kings? I heard that Finland has a lot of queens
                              Finland has never had any Queens (or kings).

                              No it is not, even when you ignore there are 9 very different versions of Mandarin: Standard, Northeastern, Southwestern, Jiaoliao, Zhongyuan, Jilu, Jianghuai, Lanyin and Dungan. When you combine first and second language English is clearly in the lead. Just like you many people from China and India can speak English. I assure you very very few Americans waste time on learning Finish or Chinese. So there can me 0% doubt about which language is the one chosen by God.
                              That is why it's a task from god. He test's your fate to him by sending me here. And you can't just separate different version from eachother. It's like saying that you can't count all the states to USA's population count.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                                That is why it's a task from god. He test's your fate to him by sending me here. And you can't just separate different version from eachother. It's like saying that you can't count all the states to USA's population count.
                                Apples and oranges. You clearly never bothered to pay attention at school. Do they even have schools in Finland? But why waste time on China? If you love it so much, please move there. If you do not, stop wasting time on it and start spending your time in a useful way: studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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