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Does God hate Finland?
Does God hate Finland? Just wanted to know.
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Not sure about that one, but very probably.
Monty Python didn't though, if it's any consolation.
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Re: Does God hate Finland?
Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
I can answer that one for you. NothingThe glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory
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A simple Google search turns up a definitive answer.Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
Frankly, nothing those Finnish devil-folk do shocks me any more. Lest we forget, the last time they came to international attention was when they sent a squad of demons to represent them in a song contest. The Finns strongly remind me of the North Koreans, only colder and more trollish.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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With all due respect, Brother, I think God doesn't completely know what to do with the Finns.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostA simple Google search turns up a definitive answer.
Frankly, nothing those Finnish devil-folk do shocks me any more. Lest we forget, the last time they came to international attention was when they sent a squad of demons to represent them in a song contest. The Finns strongly remind me of the North Koreans, only colder and more trollish.
On the one hand, they're alcoholic degenerates who will remove every stitch of their clothing (or, alternatively, kill themselves) at any moment without warning, BUT they love firearms
So, I'm thinking they might not be a lost cause.
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Finland? I thought that was just a mythical land, full of fairies and pansies. Does it actually exist? I'm not convinced.May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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Finland was especially cursed by God when He destroyed the Tower of Babel. He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.sigpic
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I thought Finland was a northern province of the UK, sort of like the scotch?
They aren't swiss are they?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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No we were never a part of UK and we are not swiss.I thought Finland was a northern province of the UK, sort of like the scotch?
They aren't swiss are they?
You can read more if you want here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
I don't think that Finnish is bad, it's just harder. When you have "I drive" in English, we have "Ajan". The subject (doer) is marked with a "n" letter at the end of the word. And when you have "You drive" it's "Ajat" in Finnish. Also when you say "Milk is on the table" it's "Maito on pöydällä" on Finnish ( On the table = Pöydällä and Milk is = Maito on). But yeah, It's highly unintelligible for foreign people, but not for us. Oh yes, and the part who "gave up" is max 1%. All people who move from Finland to Sweden is actually Finnish-Swedish people, how talk both languages and they just prefer Sweden.He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.Comment
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And these are just more reasons why God hates Finland.Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View PostNo we were never a part of UK and we are not swiss.
You can read more if you want here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
I don't think that Finnish is bad, it's just harder. When you have "I drive" in English, we have "Ajan". The subject (doer) is marked with a "n" letter at the end of the word. And when you have "You drive" it's "Ajat" in Finnish. Also when you say "Milk is on the table" it's "Maito on pöydällä" on Finnish ( On the table = Pöydällä and Milk is = Maito on). But yeah, It's highly unintelligible for foreign people, but not for us. Oh yes, and the part who "gave up" is max 1%. All people who move from Finland to Sweden is actually Finnish-Swedish people, how talk both languages and they just prefer Sweden.
My question for you is this: What are YOU going to do to make Finland a more Godly place? Can you start by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and repent of being the troll that you are?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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@Oompa-loompa Finish sounds very complicated. Why don't they just talk English?I
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Because Finns think that Finnish is much better than English.@Oompa-loompa Finish sounds very complicated. Why don't they just talk English?
Are you seriously saying that God hates us because we talk Finnish?And these are just more reasons why God hates Finland.Comment
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This isn't a linguistics forum, this is a Bible forum. Has Finland done anything to earn His love?Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View PostComment
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I was asking a god related question, that's not linguistics.Comment
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